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Norwegian Formula Hand Cream? Aveeno? Rosehip oil? All these harsh cleaners are making me so dry. So dry I'm going to become a mummy. Tails wouldn't have wanted that please hurry I can feel the skin getting tighter and tighter. My face needs moisturizing all the these salty tears for my missing friend. I mean my dropped my chili dog. Help. What acid? PHA? Salicylic? Lactic? Do I need Squalene? Why do I not like Aveeno Clear Complexion Salicylic Acid Acne-Fighting Daily Face Moisturizer.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 18:43 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:03 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 18:46 |
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You are losing moisture primarily through 3 means: cum, piss, and poo poo. They are nature's moisturizers.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 18:52 |
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Try rubbing whiskey in your face OP.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 18:55 |
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Anyway if you're looking you an acid to clean you out, i recommend sulfuric.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 19:01 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 19:33 |
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Roll around in dirt to make a protective layer
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 19:34 |
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moisturizer is a scam
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 19:44 |
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Real talk: just ordinary Nivea cream seems to do a decent job on my face That 5$/bottle stuff isn't good for faces, but is apparently okay to put on your body
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 19:51 |
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kiehls
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 20:52 |
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mayonaise.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 20:56 |
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Cocoa moisturizer is great
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 21:20 |
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kntfkr posted:kiehls I've considered trying that brand maybe I will. They even have one the says for men which is good because otherwise it wouldn't work for me. I'm very manly. *grunts*.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 22:02 |
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Just get a tub of bag balm. Basically industrial strength moisturizer for cow nipples. No joke, it’s pretty great if your hands are hosed up from disinfectant E: here you go https://www.amazon.com/Dynamint-Udd...ps%2C333&sr=8-6 Fruits of the sea fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Aug 25, 2022 |
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Fruits of the sea posted:Just get a tub of bag balm. Basically industrial strength moisturizer for cow nipples. Hedgehogs don't have cow nipples.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:25 |
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I’m googling hedgehog nipples right now
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:29 |
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ok I’m one of those weird beauty nerds so here we go My go to is Kiehls Ultra Facial Cream, but after my weekly peel, I like to switch it with Origins Glow-Co-Nuts to sleep in. Clinique’s Moisture Surge Concentrate was pretty solid but it wasn’t good for an overnight type sitch, which is when I went to the Kiehls. Doesn’t break me out, and slowly sinks in. Have you tried Slugging, OP? I’ve heard good things, but I prefer my masks and peels.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:32 |
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horse semen
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:36 |
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teen witch posted:ok I’m one of those weird beauty nerds so here we go Slugs are the natural enemy of hedgehogs everyone knows that. I only moisturizer on my face when I decide my cleanser is too harsh or when I shave (I'm going to say my after shave balm counts as a moisturizer). I also have a habit of not bothering with cleanser. Time caring for skin is time not eating chili dogs. Gotta go fast.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:43 |
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Just use some of the chili from your dog
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:45 |
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ManBoyChef posted:mayonaise.
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:47 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Just use some of the chili from your dog LESS CHILI ON MY DOG? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING MODS MODS BAN THIS TROLL!
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# ? Aug 25, 2022 23:49 |
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hey bro... chili out
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 00:09 |
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Water makes things moisture.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 00:14 |
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For maximum effectiveness you need to eat the moisturizer. Works best from the inside out.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 00:15 |
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numberoneposter posted:For maximum effectiveness you need to eat the moisturizer. Works best from the inside out. The bleach approach.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 00:18 |
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you gotta have tone correcting soy!
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 00:20 |
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Aveeno for the face, Curel for the body, avocado oil for the hair, hth
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 00:21 |
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diatomaceous earth
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 00:25 |
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Haverchuck posted:diatomaceous earth I'm not an ant you're going to need to try harder to kill me.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 02:49 |
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Do you think the precogs in Minority Report have nice moist skin?
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 04:40 |
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Duck and Cover posted:I've considered trying that brand maybe I will. They even have one the says for men which is good because otherwise it wouldn't work for me. I'm very manly. *grunts*. i get neutrogena poo poo for cheap but kiehls is all my wife uses. she's very moist. i'm a dry guy. sometimes i'll use it if i stare at my wrinkles in the mirror long enough to hear the reaper's sycthe scraping on the floor ever nearer, but a lot of times i'm just lazy and it's like gently caress it
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 05:29 |
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Mct oil. Full body.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 05:39 |
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Basically only the first 3 or 4 ingredients in a product are doing much of anything because the rest is in such small quantities, it barely matters. So look for something with major ingredients like water, glycerin, squalene, and maybe a silicone if you want it or something idk, and avoid stuff with comedogenic ingredients. You can always spend more on stuff and get all the peptides and serums and such, but definitely diminishing returns. Side note: I am not a cosmetic chemist or at all a reliable source of beauty advice. Hth OP.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 05:46 |
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Did they name it jergens cause they knew ud use it for jergen off, or what that just a happy coincidence?
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 07:08 |
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chinese gutter oil is my go-to
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 07:48 |
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compelled to quote this glorious av what was the question
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 08:11 |
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 08:19 |
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Used motor oil
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:03 |
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sometimes people ask where i get my immortality powers from and here's the sauce it's 90% genetics 7% drinking so much water you need to piss every 40 minutes 4% only using gel and never cream based moisturizer on your face and 1.5% dolemite
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