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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I feel like some context needs to be attached to these big drug bust stories: At least with Heroin the amounts seized in a year pale in comparison to the amounts needed to support the known number of users.
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Tiggum posted:https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-26/record-ice-haul-at-sydney-port-botany/101374568 I liked it better when I thought they meant frozen water. My brain concocted this whole scenario where importing ice chainsawed off the Ross Ice Shelf was becoming a lucrative trade, but it was made illegal to stem the shrinking of the Antarctic ice cap any more than global warming is already doing
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 07:19 |
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Phy posted:I liked it better when I thought they meant frozen water. My brain concocted this whole scenario where importing ice chainsawed off the Ross Ice Shelf was becoming a lucrative trade, but it was made illegal to stem the shrinking of the Antarctic ice cap any more than global warming is already doing
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 08:55 |
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Maria Ohisalo* Startled When Jenni Haukio** Could Not Be Thrown In Sea - "This Summer has been a tragic example" *) Minister of Environment and Climate (Greens) **) Poet, wife of President of the Republic Sauli Niinistö (Cock) 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Aug 26, 2022 |
# ? Aug 26, 2022 10:06 |
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The actual sea is gone?!
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 13:12 |
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By popular demand posted:The actual sea is gone?! Yes, the fish are all growing wheels. And having heaps of accidents because they dont know what to do Fat Dan has a new favorite as of 16:53 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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By popular demand posted:The actual sea is gone?! It has been replaced with cyanobacteria soup, yes. Like so:
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 14:14 |
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Oh is this the sleepyhead thing, and it's been cancelled due to the baltic being hosed by global warming?
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 15:03 |
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The baltic has been getting hosed for ages, not just by global warming, but by rivers carrying too many nutrients (mostly from agriculture) leading to heavy algae blooms.
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Antigravitas posted:The baltic has been getting hosed for ages, not just by global warming, but by rivers carrying too many nutrients (mostly from agriculture) leading to heavy algae blooms. And by military dumping
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 15:36 |
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Forbidden pea soup.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 16:55 |
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ugh i can almost smell it
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 17:09 |
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Turn on your monitor
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 17:36 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:And by military dumping Sure, that too. If you ever visit a Baltic beach: That's not amber you found, and please don't put it in your pocket.
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 17:42 |
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Port Orange man arrested for trying to buy another child, police say (Yes... another child) quote:
https://www.wesh.com/article/man-tries-to-buy-child-port-orange/40995958
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# ? Aug 26, 2022 20:10 |
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1563275110701621251
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 00:05 |
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Between a rock and a hard ape
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 01:02 |
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Zero One posted:Port Orange man arrested for trying to buy another child, police say Huh, is that a crime? Not the buying a child bit, the shouting at a stranger to buy it bit If he screams at some dude that he wants to hire him for a hit, is that attempted conspiracy to murder? If he screams at a woman that he wants to pay her for sex, is that attempted prostitution? I really gotta be more careful what I shout at random strangers in future
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 10:37 |
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It was for violating his probation as a sex offender so probably had to do with his previous MO
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 13:57 |
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GrossMurpel posted:Huh, is that a crime? Not the buying a child bit, the shouting at a stranger to buy it bit The shouting is the attempt. The things you describe would be solicitation of murder and prostitution respectively. There's some nuances from jurisdiction to jurisdiction I'm sure. But, yes, encouraging somebody else to commit a crime can be a crime even if it's done in an awkward way.
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Sobatchja Morda posted:Between a rock and a hard ape
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# ? Aug 27, 2022 16:01 |
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GrossMurpel posted:Huh, is that a crime? Not the buying a child bit, the shouting at a stranger to buy it bit
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quote:Federal prosecutors said the plot went like this: Spina bought a Super Bowl LI ring from an unidentified Pats player in 2017. (Spina, who will remain perfectly in character throughout the rest of this story, paid him with a bad check.) From that player, Spina learned that he could purchase smaller rings made for friends and family. After selling the player’s ring to a broker for $63,000, Spina posed as a Patriots player and ordered three more rings with “BRADY” on them. His story was that the rings were for Brady’s baby. He paid about $25K for the three rings. (An auction house later valued one at $29,750. https://defector.com/does-tom-brady-have-nephews-a-defector-investigation/
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 11:29 |
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https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/1432980092158943235?s=21&t=05aLbW4FJR7z7La4CuCg2Q
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 13:27 |
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https://twitter.com/DanCarpenter85/status/1432980728128679940/photo/1
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 13:58 |
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All the replies are gold. Chillian J. Yikes
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:06 |
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I FUCKIN LOVE NEWSPAPER CORRECTIONS
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:06 |
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I'm loathe to pass up any opportunity to post this gem:
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:47 |
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Leena Fed Up With Wrong-Pooping Tourists in Ylläs (Leena is a woman's first name, Ylläs is a "mountain" in Lapland or somewhere IDK.)
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 10:21 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
How.... how are they pooping? Also good name/post combo
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 10:53 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:How.... how are they pooping? I'm not gonna read loving Ilta-Sanomat, sorry. Not even for poo information.
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 11:55 |
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Stop the shaming! Let every poop be valid!
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 11:58 |
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https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden/status/1564888551346552834 The future is so weird
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 13:43 |
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Phillip K. Dick was more right than Gibson.
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 15:45 |
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Zil posted:https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden/status/1564888551346552834 It's worse than that. https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete
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Zil posted:https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden/status/1564888551346552834 https://www.insider.com/people-with-eye-implants-risk-going-blind-when-device-expires-2022-2 E: f, b
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By popular demand posted:Phillip K. Dick was more right than Gibson. Harlan Ellison was too.
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 16:17 |
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I need to read more of him but Dick really got that estrangement from society down perfectly.
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