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captainOrbital posted:I saw them (Short Fuse is Getting Shorter dating Tall Fuse is Getting Taller) at a concert in Chicago at the Salt Shed and I was like drat that tall-rear end dude's eight-year-old is super handsy. I'm not sure if this is a joke, or the actual name of a band that would open for another, even weird named act like The World Is A Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid To Die.
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Neito posted:I'm not sure if this is a joke, or the actual name of a band that would open for another, even weird named act like The World Is A Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid To Die. Short Fuse is Getting Shorter dating Tall Fuse is Getting Taller refers to the way she described herself in the Dear Prudence letter in case people forgot the story with the psyduck.
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captainOrbital posted:Short Fuse is Getting Shorter dating Tall Fuse is Getting Taller refers to the way she described herself in the Dear Prudence letter in case people forgot the story with the psyduck. Fair enough, but if i ever start a post-rock band I'm stealing that for the name.
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People making statements about your height but with the same tone of voice you'd give a compliment is annoying as hell
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for not letting my stepsister paint the room I’m letting her stay in? Sister wants to stay for way more than two months.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for refusing to pay my share of an airbnb until the buyer gives a billing statement That level of effort and risking blowing up all your friendships to embezzle $250 on a
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:That level of effort and risking blowing up all your friendships to embezzle $250 on a I wonder if he meant 250 on the individual totals, so 2500?
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Neito posted:Fair enough, but if i ever start a post-rock band I'm stealing that for the name. My kids and I were making fun of I Love You, and Despite Loving You, Which I Do, I Have Chosen Darkness. Somebody Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, But Because They Were Promised Jetpacks, They Have Chosen Darkness
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:That level of effort and risking blowing up all your friendships to embezzle $250 on a I read it as him adding $250 to each persons bill, as in, the actual amount was $2500, so he was embezzling the other $2500. Still not really worth blowing up your own family members bridal party.
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I wonder if he meant 250 on the individual totals, so 2500? e: Also possibly crypto/memestock
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Eridine posted:I read it as him adding $250 to each persons bill, as in, the actual amount was $2500, so he was embezzling the other $2500. Still not really worth blowing up your own family members bridal party. nah its says added $250 to the "total cost" which only makes sense as pocketing a total of $250 it's enough money to matter and a small enough amount to assume nobody will notice and rationalize it as charging a fee for all your effort
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evilweasel posted:nah its says added $250 to the "total cost" which only makes sense as pocketing a total of $250 OP confirms in the comments that it was $250 total added. I read it the other way at first too, I figured they were going all in on the grift.
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Captain Hygiene posted:OP confirms in the comments that it was $250 total added. I read it the other way at first too, I figured they were going all in on the grift. Oh drat, that's so much stupider
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Lol charging $25 per person and then being super secretive about it Just call it an "incidentals" fee and don't act suspicious and nobody would even raise an eyebrow
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AITA for telling my sister to adopt kids if she wants them so much?quote:My (35F) sister Hannah (28F) (fake name for the post) went through a horrible divorce in 2021 and lost her home. I let her live with me for two years so she could save some money for a new home. I am a single mother of 2 girls, 9 and 4. We had more than enough space for one more person so we were happy to have her. you should just let her have your kids, OP, to keep the peace
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my sister to adopt kids if she wants them so much? This is one of those stories where I assume the OP is probably overreacting just a bit at first, and then I hit a point where horror movie strings start playing
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Ensign Expendable posted:T1D better stand for Tier 1 Dick, because I don't see what else he brings to the relationship. I believe we're calling that STD now... S-Tier Dick. How do I [23F] get over my resentment for my boyfriend [22M] and jealousy for my sister's [19F] relationship? quote:I've been dating my boyfriend "Gerald" for over a year now and I'm realize that we never really did anything during the relationship. Before lockdown, we'd go out to eat and watch anime at his place but that's it. UPDATE: 2 years later... quote:I made a post on r/relationship_advice about two years ago. I don't think I got any actual helpful advice aside from "dump his rear end", but a lot has changed that I thought I would update. An r/r success story: Left STEM Left Dick Is Happy
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FMguru posted:I'm digging the idea that the house owner should have "compromised". Like allowing the stepsister to paint only the bottom half of the room, or something, I guess?
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for telling my sister to adopt kids if she wants them so much? And you let her live with you to "save up for a new house" but she's only working part time? WTF. This is not an arrangement that was going to work even before she went all pre-kidnappy.....or was she planning on pushing OP in front of a truck and stepping into her role seamlessly?
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The hand that rocks the cradle redux
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Hughlander posted:I believe we're calling that STD now... S-Tier Dick. became a cop, ESH
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just make the stepsister paint it back when she leaves
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Lone Goat posted:became a cop, ESH
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Hughlander posted:I believe we're calling that STD now... S-Tier Dick. partial success at best, she wants to be a cop
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WoodrowSkillson posted:just make the stepsister paint it back when she leaves Leaves?
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AceClown posted:partial success at best, she wants to be a cop The forensics tech is not going to be out there killing people for sneezing. And one can hope she's an ethical forensics tech who doesn't just tell the cops what they want to hear about the guy they're convicting.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The forensics tech is not going to be out there killing people for sneezing. And one can hope she's an ethical forensics tech who doesn't just tell the cops what they want to hear about the guy they're convicting. Yeah she might be like Dexter and killing cops. AITA for blowing up on a customer he can rebuilt the fence himself if he has a problem with me being a woman? I (F20) have been interested in woodworking since I was 12 and from 15 I was helping out at my stepdad's business. First it was just cleaning, holding, bringing things but later I became pretty much a full employee outside studies. Last month was busy so I took what seemed like simpler contracts or orders to do myself. One of those was making new and replacing some balcony fence planks. I talked with the customer on phone beforehand and later went there to take measurements and other details. When I first came, he didn't look exactly pleased, asking me if there's someone else coming later. I had that happen before, I have no problem with this. I tried to lighten the mood by saying "How hard can using a tape measure and a drill be?" Also said that he hopes the measures will be correct and then asked if I'll be the one doing the actual planks and replacement too. I answered most probably. Few days later, I went to actually replace the planks. He didn't say much at first, since the planks were good. But then he started nagging like "you're holding it wrong" (I wasn't), "you're making mess here" (with the old ones rotten into oblivion). All while basically breathing down my neck. That was tolerable still, what wasn't was him saying "you said you can do I yourself!" or "see, why trades are man dominated?" when I asked him to hold or hand me something. When I finished, he told me it wasn't half bad but it could be better and faster. Like excuse me, the size - match, lining, distances - good and match, paint - good. Why did it take longer? Almost as if there was something to speed it up little. I asked if he sees any particular problem so I can fix it. He said no, just that a "normal" woodworker would do it faster. I just lost it and said "Well I repaired your loving fence, that makes me a woodworker enough, or not, because women can't be in trades? Why didn't you do it yourself, if I shouldn't do trade jobs in the first place?!" He told me the good old respect elders and not to raise voice on customers but you know, I can tolerate only so much. AITA? EDIT: Forgot to mention, I did tell the client I have been doing woodworking for 8 years. Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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Kenshin posted:This one is pretty Shauna Rae Reddit alt spotted https://nypost.com/2022/01/11/shauna-rae-who-is-22-but-looks-8-can-spot-creeps-when-dating/
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Look you did an OKAY job. For a girl. I get a discount because you were so slow, right? AITA for not requiring my son to do chores? quote:My ex wife and I (31m) have been divorced for ten years. We kept the proceedings as civil as possible but I still find co-parenting to be a challenge all these years later. We got married when I was young and I left the relationship feeling used and taken advantage of. The one good thing that came out of it all was our son, 12m. Part of me wonders how the other household is; does the kid just not do his usual chores, like the dishes, so mom leaves them for when he gets back? Can't wait for this 12 year old's SO to post in a few years about how he never cleans.
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AITA for refusing to help a coworker.quote:I(28F) am single, don't have kids and live alone. I also do not work OT or do anything beyond my work. Also I am not in the US. I'm tentatively going with ESH but have a hard time sympathizing with a corporate worker who complains about someone being lazy. On the other hand, what is the husband doing that he can't watch five kids? Are they both full time workers?
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Admiral Joeslop posted:AITA for refusing to help a coworker. You know, capitalism is a bullshit system to try and raise a family in
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I'm going with NTA. Capitalism sucks but the worker shouldn't have to do poo poo to go above and beyond. Also the "you don't have kids so you don't have responsibilities" line made me decide that easily.
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My judgement went against her when she made the comment that she's "always pregnant and not able" because gently caress you. Women get the short straw here when it comes to babies and business and no sane professional risk assessment would send a pregnant lady to audit manufacturing warehouses at random times of the night. What the actual gently caress no. That doesn't make her any less capable or able to do her job otherwise.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Shauna Rae Reddit alt spotted Oh my god. What a challenge for her. I had a real babyface in my late teens early 20s and was refused entry into bars quite a few times despite having ID. I once had my ID confiscated and had to get the police involved to retrieve it.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I'm going with NTA. Surely it has to be ESH at least, when she is hostile to her co-worker for the crimes of having maternity leave and annual leave, and sometimes being sick.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I'm going with NTA. Yeah, if a job responsibility is occasionally traveling for an extended period and you're not able to do that, and actually doing it would cost you more than you earn, it sounds like this isn't the job for you. I was also baffled by "constantly pregnant" until she said 5 kids.
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AITA for not taking down my video that was a gift from my best man.quote:I have a sister that’s 6 years older than me.
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deported to Canada posted:My judgement went against her when she made the comment that she's "always pregnant and not able" because gently caress you. Women get the short straw here when it comes to babies and business and no sane professional risk assessment would send a pregnant lady to audit manufacturing warehouses at random times of the night. What the actual gently caress no. That doesn't make her any less capable or able to do her job otherwise. The gently caress you need 5 babies for?
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for not taking down my video that was a gift from my best man. The best best man
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WIBTA if I decided not to keep my word?quote:Edit: we were told our female cats were spayed when we got them, these litters were very unintentional and we've since fixed that issue. Our cats came from the shelter so we didn't think they needed to be checked to make sure the actually got spayed. AITA for not dying my hair? quote:So I'm pretty sure I'm NTA but however we'll see. Oh please please please go to the superspreader event while sick!
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