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moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
for his crimes, fozzie was reduced to his constituent parts and spread through the secret places of the world, that the free peoples might never again look upon his full and terrible glory

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dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Tarkus posted:

Ducks are very rapey and quite delicious when prepared correctly.


So it's decided. It's officially okay to cook and eat rapists of all species.


Content:

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
x

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BrigadierSensible posted:

This isn't really *that* cursed an image, but I do find it disturbing.


Wocka wocka isn't as funny when it is deconstructed.

Wocka focka shame

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
Is anyone going to mention the fleshlight insert in the Fozzie pic? Weird because Foz is way down the list of Muppets I want to gently caress.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Burt Gherkin posted:

Is anyone going to mention the fleshlight insert in the Fozzie pic? Weird because Foz is way down the list of Muppets I want to gently caress.

*bill clinton voice* well that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

BrigadierSensible posted:

This isn't really *that* cursed an image, but I do find it disturbing.


Wocka wocka isn't as funny when it is deconstructed.


BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Burt Gherkin posted:

Is anyone going to mention the fleshlight insert in the Fozzie pic? Weird because Foz is way down the list of Muppets I want to gently caress.

The only Muppet it is acceptable to want to gently caress is the guy that throws the boomerang fish.

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Aug 30, 2022

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

BrigadierSensible posted:

The only Muppet is acceptable to want to gently caress is the guy that throws the boomerang fish.

Lewd Zealand

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Tarkus posted:

Ducks are very rapey

They appearently are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFUJ68hrEFU

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

dot communist posted:

So it's decided. It's officially okay to cook and eat rapists of all species.

It feels like a common trend where if the males of a species have a penis, they gonna rape.

Content:

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus truly is a curse on all levels.



I remember sharing this image with someone and they were like OH no you vomited at a gallery!? Look at the shoes bitch, my feet aren't that small and I wouldn't wear those.



quote:

The shark is often infested by the copepod Ommatokoita elongata, a crustacean which attaches itself to the shark's eyes. It was speculated that the copepod may display bioluminescence and thus attract prey for the shark in a mutualistic relationship, but this hypothesis has not been verified. These parasites also damage the eyeball in a number of ways, leading to almost complete blindness. This does not seem to reduce the life expectancy or predatory ability of Greenland sharks, due to their strong reliance on smell and hearing.

Fat Dan fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Aug 30, 2022

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Yaldabaoth posted:

It feels like a common trend where if the males of a species have a penis, they gonna rape.

Content:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KExoNR8Dbm4

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Her face looks like someone ran Ben's face through Faceapp with the "female" setting.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bula Vinaka posted:

Her face looks like someone ran Ben's face through Faceapp with the "female" setting.

was that app called "genetics"?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No they ran that app with the "gently caress my poo poo up" setting.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Karate Bastard posted:

No they ran that app with the "gently caress my poo poo up" setting.

And apparently set the 'chest' slider all the way up.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
"I fully agree with all the things Based Ben Shapiro says, too bad he's not a big titty girl"


"Holy poo poo , dreams do come true!"

-some really disgusting chud, probably

codo27
Apr 21, 2008


gently caress Bench Appearo

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

codo27 posted:

gently caress Bench Appearo

This is a 100% real screencap:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



this owns because it implies that every argument is replaced with a bloody brawl

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

blatman posted:

this owns because it implies that every argument is replaced with a bloody brawl

How many hitpoints does a Gish gallop have?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

IN
THIS HOUSE
WE USE
ARBITRARY CHANCE
TO
QUANTIFY OUR IMAGINATION

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Bula Vinaka posted:

Her face looks like someone ran Ben's face through Faceapp with the "female" setting.

https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1028033349326135297

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yaldabaoth posted:

This is a 100% real screencap:



The lady below looks dismayed to follow such an unappealing act.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

By popular demand posted:

The lady below looks dismayed to follow such an unappealing act.

that's Leana, she's just shy

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/jeremysmiles/status/1563977659176177665

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
No poo poo, my first time ever in New York, I get off the plane and onto the JFK AirTrain, I step into a car that’s empty except for a bum jacking it with a family-size bottle of lotion in one hand and his dong in the other.

Welcome to New York!

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010

King Carnivore posted:

No poo poo, my first time ever in New York, I get off the plane and onto the JFK AirTrain, I step into a car that’s empty except for a bum jacking it with a family-size bottle of lotion in one hand and his dong in the other.

Welcome to New York!

Lol gobless

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/aCk06gQ.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
One time in New York I was at the port authority bus station and I watched an elderly homeless man piss himself in a seat and then cry. That’s my New York story

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Scratch Monkey posted:

One time in New York I was at the port authority bus station and I watched an elderly homeless man piss himself in a seat and then cry. That’s my New York story

lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Disgusting.




Socks with sandals....

Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
I actually used to be one of those subway jerkoff guys. You aren't meant to tell anyone but the NYC tourism dept hires people to do it. People love to have quaint stories like that to tell. I've always said, "do what you love and the money will come."

Anyway, I don't know if this thread is just for cursed still pictures. But, behold, the moving picture. This is documentation Louie Theroux interviewing a guy who just bought himself a Thai bride. The guy looks like Brick Top from Lock Stock and acts like a Ricky Gervais character. It's weird, it's cursed, enjoy.

https://youtu.be/gz-TUzjSXOw

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/briantashman/status/875449058189553664

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy
NYC in general seems like an incredibly cursed place. I am not sure why it gets idolized so much.

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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

this guy's a paypig for sure

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