[UK] Knee Deep In The Inbred

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MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Remembering how a big assed milf in a range rover became a darling of the British right for a bit because she tried to run over environmental protestors

# ? Sep 5, 2022 15:52

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a_pineapple: Dec 23, 2005

Brits I just want 2 remind you that we americans invented the term "Cool Zone" and you are not authorized to use it this winter sorry rules are rules.

Consider using the term "Cool Zone UK" to avoid infringement.

CHeers

# ? Sep 5, 2022 15:53

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

a_pineapple posted:

Brits I just want 2 remind you that we americans invented the term "Cool Zone" and you are not authorized to use it this winter sorry rules are rules.

Consider using the term "Cool Zone UK" to avoid infringement.

CHeers

Cool Zone Britannia

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:11

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

a_pineapple posted:

Brits I just want 2 remind you that we americans invented the term "Cool Zone" and you are not authorized to use it this winter sorry rules are rules.

Consider using the term "Cool Zone UK" to avoid infringement.

CHeers

Theres no risk of a British goon shooting someone's toes off either

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:18

CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

Jose posted:

Theres no risk of a British goon shooting someone's toes off either

spoken like someone who never played a Rare game

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:19

Cloks: Feb 1, 2013; by Azathoth

goongrats on your new PM, shame about what it portends

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:53

kyojin: Jun 15, 2005; I MASHED THE KEYS AND LOOK WHAT I MADE

a_pineapple posted:

Brits I just want 2 remind you that we americans invented the term "Cool Zone" and you are not authorized to use it this winter sorry rules are rules.

Consider using the term "Cool Zone UK" to avoid infringement.

CHeers

Cold zone

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:57

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

The Trades Union Congress (TUC) has reported the government to the UN�s labour standards organisation for alleged attacks on workers� right to strike. As my colleague Jasper Jolly reports, the TUC said ministers had taken several steps to infringe the right to strike, including a new law that allows companies to use agency workers to break strikes and a proposal for a minimum service level on transport and other �critical� sectors. The submission to the International Labour Organization, an agency of the United Nations that sets standards for workers around the world, follows a pledge from Liz Truss � who will be appointed prime minister after being named winner of the Conservative leadership race on Monday � pledged to crack down on unions within the first 30 days in office.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:58

domhal: Dec 30, 2008; 0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

Cloks posted:

goongrats on your new PM, shame about what it porkends

# ? Sep 5, 2022 17:16

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

one of my closest family members moved from the US to Norwich over the summer. what's it like there?

# ? Sep 5, 2022 17:25

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

Fleetwood posted:

one of my closest family members moved from the US to Norwich over the summer. what's it like there?

watch Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life op

# ? Sep 5, 2022 17:35

Barry Foster: Dec 24, 2007; What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Maya Fey posted:

watch Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life op

Seriously, watch this OP

Not a joke

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:12

Pipski: Apr 18, 2004

keep punching joe posted:

John Majors employment history is pretty good though. The last PM to have had a fairly normal career?

Can't remember who it was who made the joke about him being the first boy in history to run away from the circus to work in a bank (his parents were literally clowns. Or circus performers at least.)

CoolCab posted:

imo this comes from rebelling against her liberal/left leaning parents, who are allegedly mortified by her.

Seems to happen a lot. Gavin Williamson's parents are both lifelong Labour members too, in fact iirc his mum's a councillor (albeit they're pretty rich.)

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:14

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1566819013375758336

just lmao at lib dems

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:14

notaspy: Mar 22, 2009

MikeCrotch posted:

Remembering how a big assed milf in a range rover became a darling of the British right for a bit because she tried to run over environmental protestors

It's PAWG you insensitive git

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:19

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Fleetwood posted:

one of my closest family members moved from the US to Norwich over the summer. what's it like there?

Norwich is a loving weird place to end up if you're not from East Anglia. It'd be like me ending up moving to the US & ending up in I dunno, Columbia, SC or somewhere like that.

It's not a terrible place to spend a weekend but living there seems like it'd be a chore. It's about 2 hours from London. Been over a decade since I was there last but there didn't really seem like a lot going on. Just an unremarkable English city. There's a reason that the thing most Brits associate with it is a fictional character played by a bloke from Manchester

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:44

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

Maya Fey posted:

watch Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life op

Barry Foster posted:

Seriously, watch this OP

Not a joke

ty, I love documentaries!

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:45

some sort of fish: Apr 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/FTAlphaville/status/1566817613593952258?s=20&t=jaFUpaoSOC421nhA4VtjJw

lol db immediately puts out a report that tldrs to "non zero chance the uk shoots itself in the head again" as soon as truss becomes pm

# ? Sep 5, 2022 18:48

Tincans: Dec 15, 2007

1, 2, Liz, 4, Truss, Liz, 7, 8, Liz, Truss, 11, Liz, 13, 14, Liz Truss, 16, 17, Liz, 19, Truss, Liz, 22, 23, Liz, Truss, 26, Liz, 28, 29, Liz Truss, 31, 32, Liz, 34, Truss,

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:12

Private Speech: Mar 30, 2011; I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

some sort of fish posted:

https://twitter.com/FTAlphaville/status/1566817613593952258?s=20&t=jaFUpaoSOC421nhA4VtjJw

lol db immediately puts out a report that tldrs to "non zero chance the uk shoots itself in the head again" as soon as truss becomes pm

if you read it it's basically "do hardcore austerity now and most definitely do not increase public spending, whatever you do" so uhh not sure if it's something to celebrate, as a leftist

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:16

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

the English lack discipline! Truss will inspire it

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:21

Private Speech: Mar 30, 2011; I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

that said this is a pretty good set of "things look kinda bad in the uk right now" graphs:

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:27

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Patel quit so good.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:28

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Private Speech posted:

that said this is a pretty good set of "things look kinda bad in the uk right now" graphs:

do the true believer type tories ever wonder why after so much of their rule, the UK always seems to be the most hosed out of all the western nations? Or do they just think they should have done more austerity or bigger tax cuts next time?

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:39

ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

Regarde Aduck posted:

do the true believer type tories ever wonder why after so much of their rule, the UK always seems to be the most hosed out of all the western nations? Or do they just think they should have done more austerity or bigger tax cuts next time?

They're doing fine, their mates are still rich, so everything is ok.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:40

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

ContinuityNewTimes posted:

They're doing fine, their mates are still rich, so everything is ok.

yeah but that's the Boris and co pragmatic tories that know it's just about making bank and loving off

there's actual patriot type tories that really think their way will make the country strong and stable and improve life for everyone. And I don't know why they still exist because look around guys.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:42

Isentropy: Dec 12, 2010

Tincans posted:

1, 2, Liz, 4, Truss, Liz, 7, 8, Liz, Truss, 11, Liz, 13, 14, Liz Truss, 16, 17, Liz, 19, Truss, Liz, 22, 23, Liz, Truss, 26, Liz, 28, 29, Liz Truss, 31, 32, Liz, 34, Truss,

someone is sharpening their interviewing skills today

thankfully the economy is strong so we won't need new jobs

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:42

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Regarde Aduck posted:

yeah but that's the Boris and co pragmatic tories that know it's just about making bank and loving off

there's actual patriot type tories that really think their way will make the country strong and stable and improve life for everyone. And I don't know why they still exist because look around guys.

They don't like all the foreign businesses and foreigners ruining things and guess which party appears to hate both of them and say they'll take firm action to punish them?

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:54

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

Maya Fey posted:

watch Alan Partridge: Welcome To The Places Of My Life op

had to watch this without subtitles but quite informative overall, thanks again

# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:57

Incoming Chinchilla: Apr 2, 2010

Regarde Aduck posted:

yeah but that's the Boris and co pragmatic tories that know it's just about making bank and loving off

there's actual patriot type tories that really think their way will make the country strong and stable and improve life for everyone. And I don't know why they still exist because look around guys.

We are being held back by all of the fake tories, the lazy civil service, and the socialist MSM.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 20:08

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Pipski posted:

Can't remember who it was who made the joke about him being the first boy in history to run away from the circus to work in a bank (his parents were literally clowns. Or circus performers at least.)

Mavolio Bent did it first

# ? Sep 5, 2022 20:33

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Regarde Aduck posted:

yeah but that's the Boris and co pragmatic tories that know it's just about making bank and loving off

there's actual patriot type tories that really think their way will make the country strong and stable and improve life for everyone. And I don't know why they still exist because look around guys.

Those guys are too dumb to understand things. They just vote for the rich racist party because they are racists and rich.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 20:37