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Hypnotic services that allow a person to develop an absolute blind spot covering the public figures of their choice.
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# ? Sep 5, 2022 15:14 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 16:43 |
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Drug infused frozen pizza
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# ? Sep 5, 2022 15:16 |
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coins made from foldable paper
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# ? Sep 5, 2022 19:45 |
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Zimbabwe style inflation. 1,000,000% percent. Billions for everyone!
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 02:28 |
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How many old fuckers buried cash and coins in coffee cans in the backyard then died or forgot they ever did it? I want to dig up all those silver pennies and books of green stamps, that poo poo is cool as heck.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 02:36 |
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teen witch posted:Plant stores that have indications if a plant will harm your pet These exist in the form of stickers that a reputable plant store puts on the pots.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 05:02 |
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Also I have an idea that I will share after everyone gives me one dollar.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 05:03 |
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A Weird Al Yankovic biopic starring Harry Potter as Weird Al.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 05:21 |
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A machine that lets you look at boobs for free
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 05:28 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:A machine that lets you look at boobs for free What if they made a net that was like, inter.. :thunk An inter.. net. Like you catch chicks inna.. net Then you feed them fruit roll ups and wait until they get horny. Like you catch them inna net, like a booby trap.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 05:52 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:These exist in the form of stickers that a reputable plant store puts on the pots. Here most places use the EU plant passport which does have the scientific name of the plant, but that’s it. Googling it sometimes won’t exactly work, and some stores somehow just manage to not have the sticker and just a stray barcode. It’d be cool if there was a way to include a QR code one could scan, and go to an official website stating “this is X plant, and it can be toxic to humans, these types of animals” or other incredibly pertinent warnings. Or symbols on the sticker itself, I don’t care, I just hate spending double the time buying plants having to Google.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 07:39 |
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Do alchemy, but you know get it right and all. I figure the main reason that it didn't work back in the day was that heavy metal didn't exist yet, so yeah should all be good now. Just get real high, put on some Sabbath and yeah I figure the rest will sort itself out. Should be pretty sweet.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 10:13 |
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An oil filter filter so you don't ever have to change the oil in your car as it now stays clean
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 10:39 |
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Foetal therapy that gives your children stunted nerve development in the genitals and microdicks so that they will remain holy.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 10:40 |
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A big button you press and when you do it it says 'Actually, you know what, you're not 'valid' at all, in fact you're kind of a shitbag.'
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 11:14 |
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goatface posted:Foetal therapy that gives your children stunted nerve development in the genitals and microdicks so that they will remain holy. Turn on ur monitor
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 11:27 |
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Ape Fist posted:A big button you press and when you do it it says 'Actually, you know what, you're not 'valid' at all, in fact you're kind of a shitbag.' Posting on SA is pretty niche so, imo, this more accessible version is a great idea.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 11:35 |
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Surgically implanted self-cleaning butthole so you never have to wipe again.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 11:57 |
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Golf clubs with the ashes of your dead parent contained within the club head.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 12:34 |
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Walking sticks with a little mirror on top so you can cut up your coke when you sit down for a rest in the park.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 12:36 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Surgically implanted self-cleaning butthole so you never have to wipe again. This would make eating rear end a very dangerous proposition.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 13:13 |
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It's self cleaning, that means it's always clean
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 17:31 |
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Buy a billion dollars worth of diamonds
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 18:06 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's self cleaning, that means it's always clean True, but the cleaning system sounds like it would be dangerous to stick a tongue in.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 18:34 |
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An app on your phone that swears you’re not fat no matter what data you enter.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 18:37 |
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Fallows posted:An oil filter filter so you don't ever have to change the oil in your car as it now stays clean
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 18:41 |
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Zil posted:True, but the cleaning system sounds like it would be dangerous to stick a tongue in. I bet this goon doesn't even wipe/brush their tongue
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 18:50 |
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Someone that deals with a realtor, mortgage broker and notary public for you so your being hosed can come from one consolidated dicking rather than having to arrange 3 separate fucks.
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 19:09 |
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numberoneposter posted:Oil thats built into the fuel so you can fill up and change the oil at the same time. Two-stroke engines FOR EVERYBODY!!! https://i.imgur.com/WIkEtp4.gifv
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# ? Sep 6, 2022 19:14 |
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Make a trillion dollar idea thread and steal a portion of one of the ideas 😈😈😈
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 02:32 |
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Clone hitler then open up a theme park where people pay to punch him in his stupid face. Now I assure you even though I will spare ever expense, there's no way anything could possibly go wrong at my hitler clone theme park. (Full disclosure, as don't have hitlers full dna, will be filling in the gaps with some dinosaur DNA have laying around)
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 03:33 |
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Tiny little plants that cover your yard in the tens of thousands that you have to cut short every few weeks or people will complain to the council about you.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 03:38 |
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Kcup or soda stream style toothpaste. The toothpaste companies need to sell a massive plain tube that you toss your TPod into and you can decide if it gets enamel repair or whitening or gum healing or whatever feature
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 05:27 |
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butt plugs with nerf whistles in them
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 06:14 |
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nfl redzone but for reality shows we trim the fat and only offer the good stuff gordon ramsay criticizing lovely meals while he eats them jon taffer screaming at single moms mark cuban passing on the next fleshlight the love island aids test reveal 20 bucks a month
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 06:59 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Tiny little plants that cover your yard in the tens of thousands that you have to cut short every few weeks or people will complain to the council about you. big plants that you can grow on tens of thousands of acres of yard that make people feel good when you light parts of them on fire
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 07:01 |
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Toxic chemicals you spread over your home that your toddler can't draw on.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 07:02 |
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Hot pockets but cold. Cold pockets. Who has time to heat things up any more. No one. Have something like "976 X more efficient then hot pockets!!!" on the front. Also maybe "hot pockets are poo poo food made and eaten by poo poo people" Anyway when the hot pockets people sue me, on the court date, I'll just steal all their expensive lawyers expensive cars and sell them.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 07:33 |
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I feel like those are just untoasted pop tarts. raw pop tart.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 09:14 |
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teen witch posted:I feel like those are just untoasted pop tarts. raw pop tart. I mean sure, probably. I've never actually had either, just going off what I've picked up from random tv shows that mention them. I mean I'm assuming your right, but who's going to buy something called "raw pop tart" rather than "cold pocket". Scratch that. "Chill pocket" Anyway all that is less important. More important is stealing rich lawyers cars. That's where the money is.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 10:34 |