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yeah! woo! etc just doesn't cut it, sportsfans. we need new things to cheer while watching professional athletes gently caress and suck. i'm thinking
"yeah! look at that bean bag sway!"
(stomping in rythym) "gently caress! that! rear end!"
"there's LOTS of ball licking in baseball!" (needs work)
what about a big cardboard sign that says SMALL TITTY AWARENESS
"ping pong sphincter!"
personally i think its great that the sexlord jeff bezos bought up all the other sports leagues so that now the sports orgy is the only sports legally allowed. i saw an Amazon FireRing Security Drone disembowel a child just for picking up a basketball the other day. poo poo was wild. i tried recording it but i was out of CamCoins on my Blackberry Wristomatic Communicatrix.
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(while fighting rad-imps and chemo-boggarts) yes team! gently caress their pussys! make them carry your baby!!!
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Sep 10, 2022 15:20
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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"Choke! Choke! No, not like that!"
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Sep 10, 2022 16:35
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arrested at the Decontamination Border for smuggling in illegal lubes and sex gels
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Sep 10, 2022 16:47
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HUMP WON
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Sep 10, 2022 20:59
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNIS
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNIS
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNIS
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Sep 10, 2022 22:25
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many people called it transphobic at the time but you must admit the matches are much more competitive now that the trans men are required to wear the "i was just in the pool" size of strap.
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Sep 10, 2022 22:33
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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touchdown
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Sep 10, 2022 23:37
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaairy balls! Haaaaaaaaaairy balls!
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Sep 11, 2022 00:52
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Hey boner boner hey boner boner SCHWING
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Sep 11, 2022 00:54
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Those weren't really encouraging things I guess they were more things to heckle the players with at the Saturday Night Sports Orgy
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Sep 11, 2022 00:54
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breaking up the monotony in the 6th inning by seeing who can stay turgid longest while being mocked by goth girls in tall boots
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Sep 11, 2022 01:24
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Sep 11, 2022 01:31
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Hey boner boner hey boner boner SCHWING
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Sep 11, 2022 01:43
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Everyone doing that "tomahawk chop" thing except it's a pantomimed jerk-off
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Sep 11, 2022 01:50
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the bodymod event has someone playing the mighty morphin power rangers theme on a guitar made of his own dick
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Sep 11, 2022 02:18
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Wieners here! Get your wieners here! Hot wieners!
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Sep 11, 2022 04:13
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Shoot!
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Sep 11, 2022 07:12
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Get on your knees, ref, and start blowing the game!
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Sep 11, 2022 07:24
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Play, ball!
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Sep 11, 2022 07:27
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- Buttchocks
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The grass on that field is very neatly trimmed!
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Sep 11, 2022 14:47
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me, grilling a rat: sigh, i wish i could eat the bugs!
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Sep 11, 2022 14:48
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