encouraging things to cheer at the Saturday Night Sports Orgy

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PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

yeah! woo! etc just doesn't cut it, sportsfans. we need new things to cheer while watching professional athletes gently caress and suck. i'm thinking

"yeah! look at that bean bag sway!"
(stomping in rythym) "gently caress! that! rear end!"
"there's LOTS of ball licking in baseball!" (needs work)
what about a big cardboard sign that says SMALL TITTY AWARENESS
"ping pong sphincter!"

personally i think its great that the sexlord jeff bezos bought up all the other sports leagues so that now the sports orgy is the only sports legally allowed. i saw an Amazon FireRing Security Drone disembowel a child just for picking up a basketball the other day. poo poo was wild. i tried recording it but i was out of CamCoins on my Blackberry Wristomatic Communicatrix.

# ? Sep 10, 2022 15:19

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# ? May 7, 2024 13:21

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

(while fighting rad-imps and chemo-boggarts) yes team! gently caress their pussys! make them carry your baby!!!

crimes

# ? Sep 10, 2022 15:20

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

"Choke! Choke! No, not like that!"

# ? Sep 10, 2022 16:35

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

arrested at the Decontamination Border for smuggling in illegal lubes and sex gels

crimes

# ? Sep 10, 2022 16:47

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

oo rah marine corps!

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Sep 10, 2022 20:20

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Dr. Honked posted:

oo rah marine corps!

that's me cheering on the men at the man's event

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Sep 10, 2022 20:21

google THIS

HUMP WON

# ? Sep 10, 2022 20:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

"pass me the balls!"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 10, 2022 21:48

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNIS
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNIS
THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNIS

# ? Sep 10, 2022 22:25

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Keep it up!

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# ? Sep 10, 2022 22:33

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

many people called it transphobic at the time but you must admit the matches are much more competitive now that the trans men are required to wear the "i was just in the pool" size of strap.

crimes

# ? Sep 10, 2022 22:33

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

<to the person next to me in the crowd> my team is totally cumming out on top :smug:

# ? Sep 10, 2022 22:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

Chewbecca posted:

<to the person next to me in the crowd> my team is totally cumming out on top

they clearly greased some palms. nofair!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 10, 2022 22:40

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Go hard! Go fast! Go deep!! :letsgo:

# ? Sep 10, 2022 23:10

baka of lathspell

Chewbecca posted:

Go hard! Go fast! Go deep!!

go hard

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# ? Sep 10, 2022 23:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

_touchdown

# ? Sep 10, 2022 23:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

"not the mascot!"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 10, 2022 23:53

google THIS

Haaaaaaaaaaaaairy balls! Haaaaaaaaaairy balls!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:52

google THIS

Hey boner boner hey boner boner SCHWING

# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:54

google THIS

Those weren't really encouraging things I guess they were more things to heckle the players with at the Saturday Night Sports Orgy

# ? Sep 11, 2022 00:54

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

breaking up the monotony in the 6th inning by seeing who can stay turgid longest while being mocked by goth girls in tall boots

crimes

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Hey boner boner hey boner boner SCHWING

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

breaking up the monotony in the 6th inning by seeing who can stay turgid longest while being mocked by goth girls in tall boots

have you seen the newest episode of better call sa-OH gently caress MY NUTS HELP

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

have you seen the newest episode of better call sa-OH gently caress MY NUTS HELP

THEY'RE BEING MASHED INTO SOME SORT OF GOOP FOR SPIRIT COOKING DEAR GOD HELP ME

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:34

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

google THIS posted:

Hey boner boner hey boner boner SCHWING

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:43

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everyone doing that "tomahawk chop" thing except it's a pantomimed jerk-off

# ? Sep 11, 2022 01:50

google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Everyone doing that "tomahawk chop" thing except it's a pantomimed jerk-off

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:13

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

the bodymod event has someone playing the mighty morphin power rangers theme on a guitar made of his own dick

crimes

# ? Sep 11, 2022 02:18

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Wieners here! Get your wieners here! Hot wieners!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:13

Stoner Sloth

scandal after players banned for illegal ball tampering

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:29

Stoner Sloth

pussy, pussy, pussy! oi! oi! oi!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:31

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Shoot!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 07:12

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Get on your knees, ref, and start blowing the game!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 07:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Play, ball!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 07:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The grass on that field is very neatly trimmed!

# ? Sep 11, 2022 14:47

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

me, grilling a rat: sigh, i wish i could eat the bugs!

crimes

# ? Sep 11, 2022 14:48

Stoner Sloth

vuvuzelas but for the other end

# ? Sep 12, 2022 08:35

Stoner Sloth

there is still much anger in the football world at their use, and ongoing outraged campaigns by both foot and ball fans to ban the use of the anal vuvuzela from all matches

# ? Sep 12, 2022 08:39