PYF Goon Sagas & Dramas: I may be mad, but I am undeniably correct.

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sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Lady Radia posted:

jesus goes OUT OF HIS WAY to express how much he hates f*gs

this is also wrong. i see it all the time on twitter, especially boomer twitter and poo poo like that

he see a f*g he curses it, just the way he rolls

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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Are you guys talking about the rain of frogs in the 10 commandments or something else? I don't get it

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:39

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

i was assuming god smote a fig tree

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:41

Terrible Opinions: Oct 18, 2013

Lady Radia posted:

this is also wrong. i see it all the time on twitter, especially boomer twitter and poo poo like that

Cargo cult behavior is to be expected among Americans.

Arrhythmia posted:

Unfortunately you are wrong. Jesus curses them in the gospel of Matthew.

That isn't true. In the only passage where Jesus might arguably talk about gayness, the person condemned is the guy calling someone else gay in anger. The one called gay has done nothing wrong in Matthew.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:41

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Spanish Manlove posted:

Are you guys talking about the rain of frogs in the 10 commandments or something else? I don't get it

Matthew 21:18-19

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:41

Terrible Opinions: Oct 18, 2013

Arrhythmia posted:

Matthew 21:18-19

Oh lol.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:42

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

c*dy

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:43

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Terrible Opinions posted:

That isn't true. In the only passage where Jesus might arguably talk about gayness, the person condemned is the guy calling someone else gay in anger. The one called gay has done nothing wrong in Matthew.

lmfao

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:43

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lady Radia posted:

lmfao

god tier username/post combo

# ? Sep 11, 2022 04:46

Lurker Ant: Nov 16, 2016

And Jesus spake, �f*gs are cool now lmao�

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:04

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Lurker Ant posted:

And Jesus spake, �f*gs are cool now lmao�

"bankers still get hosed, like all of them, flip the tables and beat their rear end where they work"

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:10

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

pentyne posted:

"bankers still get hosed, like all of them, flip the tables and beat their rear end where they work"

you mean b*nkers

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:15

Lurker Ant: Nov 16, 2016

Lady Radia posted:

you mean b*nkers

Bonkers was a good show, you shut your phillistine mouth

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:21

2nd Amendment: Jun 9, 2022; by Pragmatica

Terrible Opinions posted:

That isn't true. In the only passage where Jesus might arguably talk about gayness, the person condemned is the guy calling someone else gay in anger. The one called gay has done nothing wrong in Matthew.

One thing to keep in mind is misinterpretation. In America (a nation founded by God) we had widespread legalization of gay marriage and cannabis at the same time. I always try to fulfill his commandment by having us both be stoned when I lie with another man as I would a woman.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:25

Cool Kids Club Soda: Aug 20, 2010; 😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Arrhythmia posted:

Matthew 21:18-19

What the loving caress

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:36

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

Jesus was basically a comedian. He just liked to party and have fun and say goofy stuff. Him walking on water was actually just him demonstrating his incredible core strength while holding onto the side of the boat, for a laugh.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:38

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

What the loving caress

If you've never gotten hangry, I don't really know what to tell you

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:39

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

The best performative self censorship I've ever encountered was this woman I worked with in a nursing home telling me a story about one of the residents saying something racist and instead of not using the n word when repeating what the old lady said, she said it very quietly.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:40

Lurker Ant: Nov 16, 2016

2nd Amendment posted:

One thing to keep in mind is misinterpretation. In America (a nation founded by God) we had widespread legalization of gay marriage and cannabis at the same time. I always try to fulfill his commandment by having us both be stoned when I lie with another man as I would a woman.

When he said gays must be stoned, it wasn�t a commandment it was an explanation. He never said anything about lesbians though so our sisters are free to lie homosexually sans weed if they choose

# ? Sep 11, 2022 05:41

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Arrhythmia posted:

Some Jews choose not to write "God", or any derivation thereof, for religious reasons. Occasionally you'll see them write G-d or somesuch. The reasons usually have more to do with the sanctity of the word than the profanity.

E: Obviously different phenomenon of course

Sometimes you'll see Mormons take this a step further and censor any vaguely s*xu*l word like b**bs or p*n*s or even b*tt

# ? Sep 11, 2022 07:16

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Mor*ons

# ? Sep 11, 2022 07:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Shitstorm Trooper posted:

Mor*ons

Fuckin' salt sellers.

# ? Sep 11, 2022 07:35

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

sh*w bobs

# ? Sep 11, 2022 07:58

ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

bum a f*g, innit

# ? Sep 11, 2022 08:00

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