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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


the white hand posted:

honestly the neighbour looks as though she may possess even less calcium



I have no idea who the person on the left is, they look like they were in a 90s band though.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i think that may be the alleged royal pegger

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
loving the king in the rear end actually completely owns and i don't want to learn how awful she actually is please

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I have no idea who the person on the left is, they look like they were in a 90s band though.

it's the cyborg nurse from system shock

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
wasnt there a rumour that truss sexually assaults her assistants?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

tristeham posted:

wasnt there a rumour that truss sexually assaults her assistants?

Inappropriate relations her researchers which are kind of like assistants somehow, yeah. and an affair with the Rt Hon Kwasi Kwarteng, our new chancellor, that's the stuff that came out of the whip leak.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

evil CCP cracking down on domestic dissent again

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/robpalkwriter/status/1568980160350748672?s=20&t=aik5QEOvFLsYe4bdDjjJAQ

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

gordon brown lookin good

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Why does John Major look exactly the same as when he was pm

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


kecske posted:

it's the cyborg nurse from system shock

omg

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




that one this one and shrek are the best ones

https://twitter.com/Themightyhutch/status/1568934508178690048

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

MikeCrotch posted:

Why does John Major look exactly the same as when he was pm
He uses a hidden talisman in Downing Street to siphon the life force out of the incumbent PM.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

MikeCrotch posted:

Why does John Major look exactly the same as when he was pm

his body is a wonderland

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


MikeCrotch posted:

Why does John Major look exactly the same as when he was pm
Was all that sex with Edwina Currie, to which you have to ask: is it worth the price? (No it is not)

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
maybe it was all the sex with taylor swift

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
john major more like john minors

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
(i assume he was a pedophile)

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

This will result in a lot of folks being really bummed out.

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1568627039560687616

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

ynohtna posted:

This will result in a lot of folks being really bummed out.

liz truss's motives for giving the queen COVID are finally clear

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



The Queen just loved creampies. Or maybe abortions, idk

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

liz's final revenge on the people she loathed

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/queertyyr/status/1569251123625697281
Can I have two weeks of mourning tia

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

forkboy84 posted:

Was all that sex with Edwina Currie, to which you have to ask: is it worth the price? (No it is not)

She was pegging him op and I'm being serious. Something him and will have in common

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I might have been right that England will just end with the Queen, after the enforced mourning period at gunpoint the nukes will be launched at London, while the Prime Minister masturbates tearfully

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Great country we've got here

https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1569281000244404225?t=LVoO5Vi2PxZk3boF7BPipw&s=19

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

nawilo_420 posted:

maybe it was all the sex with taylor swift
you're mixing her up with tajler swift

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I might have been right that England will just end with the Queen, after the enforced mourning period at gunpoint the nukes will be launched at London, while the Prime Minister masturbates tearfully
21 nuke salute

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
John Major was having sex with Taylor Swift, new one on me.

Gordon Brown was definitely having an affair with Shakira though.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

keep punching joe posted:

John Major was having sex with Taylor Swift, new one on me.

Gordon Brown was definitely having an affair with Shakira though.

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
john major has the phil donahue thing where he came to prominence looking twenty years older than he was

see also nigel farage for a non-silver fox version

Doctor Roosevelt
Jun 17, 2006

Nap Ghost
god why is there so much loving traffic in this country. this is hell.

lemme British this up a tad for the thread: oi prozzies for tha guv’nah, innit

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

the white hand posted:

john major has the phil donahue thing where he came to prominence looking twenty years older than he was

see also nigel farage for a non-silver fox version

Nigel Farage is the same age as Brad Pitt

Jacob Rees-Mogg is the same age as Dave Bautista

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1569279841546936321

gonadic io has issued a correction as of 14:13 on Sep 12, 2022

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


government mandated “going in dry” it is then

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Lotta new babies born in 9 months time called Elizabeth

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


MikeCrotch posted:

Jacob Rees-Mogg is the same age as Dave Bautista

Maybe the reason he was laying down in parliament in that one pic was that his birthday buddy had just delivered a devastating Batista Bomb and we were all being inconsiderate.

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005


already deleted? not showing up for me

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gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

webcams for christ posted:

already deleted? not showing up for me

Remove an 'i' sorry hosed up the link

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