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You could not pay me enough to actually watch Norm try to do his job Wake me when witnesses are getting grilled
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Sep 13, 2022 17:16
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How the hell do you get objected to during opening statements. I mean I understand why it's happening but how are you so dumb that it happens.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:17
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Norm sounds like he might cry
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Sep 13, 2022 17:17
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B-Rock452 posted:How the hell do you get objected to during opening statements Get objected to, called up to the bench, and told he'll need to sit down if he did it again. Man's amazing
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Sep 13, 2022 17:17
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Judge owns
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Sep 13, 2022 17:19
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every statement today about his conduct can be followed up with a picture of lionel hutz, it's slightly impressive
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Sep 13, 2022 17:19
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Going with the Alex Jones is Dennis the menace defense here. Seems like a poor choice. Also holy poo poo did he not practice this before today?
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Sep 13, 2022 17:20
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This was all an elaborate ploy to advertise his book. It's a best seller you know?
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Sep 13, 2022 17:20
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FROGS GAYYY
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FROGS GAY
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Xiahou Dun posted:It makes me super unhappy that Norm Pattis looks remarkably like my dad. Phone him right now and see if it goes straight to voicemail. 
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Sep 13, 2022 17:21
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Awww, what happened to his last warning?
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Sep 13, 2022 17:22
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He loving minimizing it all the loving time! gently caress
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Sep 13, 2022 17:23
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This lawyer is like..... really bad. e: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "First they came for Alex Jones..... who's next?" Uh probably another person who committed gross crimes?
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Sep 13, 2022 17:23
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What is up with Jones' lawyers invoking the holocaust poem
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Sep 13, 2022 17:24
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OneMoreTime posted:What is up with Jones' lawyers invoking the holocaust poem Fascists delight in playing with language. Turning themselves in to the victims of their victims is just what they do.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:27
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Who's the twelve year old with the porn stache next to the long haired lawyer?
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Sep 13, 2022 17:28
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I mean this opening statement is going to completely fall apart when all the parents start talking about the horrific harassment they have faced. Acting like Jones is just a mischievous scamp who can't help but misbehave isn't going to hold up to sobbing parents and dead children
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Sep 13, 2022 17:30
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Surprised he doesn't think the holocaust was all crisis actors.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:31
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I understand the judge has to be balanced but if felt like she was giving Pattis just a bit too much leeway.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:34
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Confusedslight posted:I understand the judge has to be balanced but if felt like she was giving Pattis just a bit too much leeway. Oh that's about to end I feel...
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Sep 13, 2022 17:36
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Zetsubou-san posted:every statement today about his conduct can be followed up with a picture of lionel hutz, it's slightly impressive I'm not watching so assume thats just who is using the fake name "norm pattis"
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Sep 13, 2022 17:37
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lol that there was already an attempt to carve out tolerance for when Jones takes the stand, first day and it's already fuckin scrumptious
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Sep 13, 2022 17:38
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Confusedslight posted:I understand the judge has to be balanced but if felt like she was giving Pattis just a bit too much leeway. any leeway is merely to keep the record nice and clean so that their faces get pushed in on appeal. because we know they will appeal. If she lets em have a long leash and they still lose it makes it really easy for the appellate court to go 
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Sep 13, 2022 17:38
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Pyrtanis posted:lol that there was already an attempt to carve out tolerance for when Jones takes the stand, first day and it's already fuckin scrumptious So it's pretty much decided that he is going to be held in contempt of court lol
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Sep 13, 2022 17:40
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This lawyer is like..... really bad. I love when rich people gently caress up so bad and so publicly that competent lawyers will not take their money. You have to be a special kind-of horrible to make your money unappealing to lawyers.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:46
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B-Rock452 posted:So it's pretty much decided that he is going to be held in contempt of court lol “I will deal with contempt on the spot.” Cold blooded, god drat Alex is going to be the first guy to get the death penalty in civil court.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:46
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I wonder if the goal is to enrage the judge into a mistrial
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Sep 13, 2022 17:48
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goatface posted:Surprised he doesn't think the holocaust was all crisis actors. I have some news about right wing conspiracy guys bud
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Sep 13, 2022 17:51
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"Not only did Alex say these things he is being sued on, but he said all kinds other of horribly crazy things too!" Is not the take I think this lawyer thinks it is.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:55
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Ok, I'm surprised he didn't bring it up.
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Sep 13, 2022 17:55
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Trying to object to what the crying FBI swat team member was saying was a pro move on the defense's part just now...
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Sep 13, 2022 18:02
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Objecting to a witness getting emotional about dead kids is "non-responsive" according to Pattis. Good loving look there, Norm.
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Sep 13, 2022 18:03
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The Jone's lawyer is a real piece of poo poo. He's objecting constantly for the witness being "non-responsive." Like..... he's crying. Give him a second you ghoul.
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Sep 13, 2022 18:03
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Pyrtanis posted:I wonder if the goal is to enrage the judge into a mistrial This is a perfectly viable trial strategy that I have seen work. Not often, because the judge picks up on the fact that he or she is being baited and mitigates it, but every now and then the judge snaps and makes a mistake.
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Sep 13, 2022 18:07
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The thought that the holocaust was in fact staged by the globalists against themselves is pretty mainstream among Jones et al.
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Sep 13, 2022 18:07
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Reynal at least had the decency to not object during this type of testimony, but I guess that's what happens when your lawyer is straight up part of the infowars family
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Sep 13, 2022 18:08
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Thr jarringness about thinking about a company that sells silly sounding supplements and then the brutal horrors of sandy hook sure is something.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:The Jone's lawyer is a real piece of poo poo. He's objecting constantly for the witness being "non-responsive." Like..... he's crying. Give him a second you ghoul. Yeah it looks pretty lovely. I think the non-responsive in this context means that the witness is giving an answer that's more than the question asked. So he's objecting that the guy was giving extra exposition, or jumping ahead of the questions. Pattis's objections do look mean-spirited to me, but I'm not a lawyer so IDK how often this kind of stuff comes up. But like Alex Jones going on about how his pills were made from superior Japanese ingredients would be non-responsive.
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