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Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
I love the pictures of various pants/shorts/underwear that feature a little cgi puff of smoke blasting from the model's butt. Is this meant to signify that the material is breathable? A fart warning? I don't understand but I find it agreeable

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tighclops posted:

I love the pictures of various pants/shorts/underwear that feature a little cgi puff of smoke blasting from the model's butt. Is this meant to signify that the material is breathable? A fart warning? I don't understand but I find it agreeable

I like the ones with frontal clouds more. Like... do you have gas in ur dong? This will let it out!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Wait, you guys don't have the dong gas? Maybe see a doctor...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tighclops posted:

I love the pictures of various pants/shorts/underwear that feature a little cgi puff of smoke blasting from the model's butt. Is this meant to signify that the material is breathable? A fart warning? I don't understand but I find it agreeable

Reminds me of the tampon commercials where women karate chop at the camera, like are they chopping the period into submission with their super tampons, are they angry at the viewer because they are on the rag? Who knows? All we know is that SOMEBODY is drop-kicking a crotch mop soaked with the blue liquid. :shrug:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


if anyone cared.. Waited.. Ali stepped in gave me 2 options.. refund on 2 of 3 led matrixes and no return (what I proposed to seller as the compromise) or seller pays shipping on all 3 to return (kinda what seller proposed). I took the 2 return. I'll try and de-solder the connection on the one that was broken in shipping and off of my old differently colored one (RGB vs BRG) and see if I can get it to work.. if not I'll order 2 or 3 from different seller.

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Sep 13, 2022

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

KDdidit posted:

If I ordered a stainless steel necklace from Ali would it probably not be stainless steel and would it likely cause a rash or no?

It would probably be stainless steel just maybe the advertised 316L variant

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Thanks AliExpress. Thaliexpress

https://i.imgur.com/CZ5vOPP.mp4

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's a good action. Should be a shrek though.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

goatface posted:

That's a good action. Should be a shrek though.

A head swap and some green spray paint will fix that.

Happiness Commando
Feb 1, 2002
$$ joy at gunpoint $$

PokeJoe posted:

Thanks AliExpress. Thaliexpress

https://i.imgur.com/CZ5vOPP.mp4

link pls

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
instructions: crank crank to crank

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Mozi posted:

instructions: crank crank to crank

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


idk my gf bought me it for my birthday and I used it to try out the Ali lightbox I bought myself

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




3D Megadoodoo posted:

I like the ones with frontal clouds more. Like... do you have gas in ur dong? This will let it out!

There is definitely a goon going around the forums with one of those as an avatar, complete with googly eyes, as a result of this thread.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
This has got to be a scam, right?

Apple Pencil 2 for about a quarter of the price they are locally, a decent amount of reviews but all five stars - just realised they’re all written by the same “AliExpress Shopper”. The store only has the one product and a generic name.

Yeah I’ve convinced myself it’s a scam now and won’t give them money.
—-

Here’s something much better. It baffles me that anyone would buy these but I never did religion so maybe that’s what I’m missing.

Crying Mary candle


I’m actually a little bit tempted to get these for my nephew and niece (and myself). The nostalgia pull is strong because we’d only see these once a year at the annual show (Australian for fair/carnival, out in the country with farm animals, rides and carnies). The smell of when they cracked and they’d only last a couple of days before the coating was used up.

I can’t quite remember what we called them as kids; cracker balls, clackers, something a bit weird.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

"AliExpress Shopper" is just the name that is shown if you tick the "anonymous" box when you leave a review. Everybody leaves reviews anonymously these days so that they don't end up on those weird Chinese sites that list the names and addresses of anybody who's ever left bad feedback.

(The pencil is almost certainly fake unauthorized, but that doesn't mean it's bad!)

blunt fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Sep 14, 2022

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It might not do all the fancy stuff as well as an official one, skimping on the sensing elements and battery life would save a lot on the components bill.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Lower quality plastic and packaging is common on after-hours runs too.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


DRINK ME posted:

This has got to be a scam, right?

Apple Pencil 2 for about a quarter of the price they are locally, a decent amount of reviews but all five stars - just realised they’re all written by the same “AliExpress Shopper”. The store only has the one product and a generic name.

Yeah I’ve convinced myself it’s a scam now and won’t give them money.
—-

Here’s something much better. It baffles me that anyone would buy these but I never did religion so maybe that’s what I’m missing.

Crying Mary candle


I’m actually a little bit tempted to get these for my nephew and niece (and myself). The nostalgia pull is strong because we’d only see these once a year at the annual show (Australian for fair/carnival, out in the country with farm animals, rides and carnies). The smell of when they cracked and they’d only last a couple of days before the coating was used up.

I can’t quite remember what we called them as kids; cracker balls, clackers, something a bit weird.

poo poo I want that candle holder, for black candles of course.

And lol those balls... good luck with customs!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

PokeJoe posted:

Thanks AliExpress. Thaliexpress

https://i.imgur.com/CZ5vOPP.mp4

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


lmfao

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
AliExpress has got you covered for Halloween masks...or if you want to rob a bank or something....

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/325...612883979%21gdf

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Liquid Chicken posted:

AliExpress has got you covered for Halloween masks...or if you want to rob a bank or something....

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/325...612883979%21gdf

What a loving dickhead that guy is.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

blunt posted:

"AliExpress Shopper" is just the name that is shown if you tick the "anonymous" box when you leave a review. Everybody leaves reviews anonymously these days so that they don't end up on those weird Chinese sites that list the names and addresses of anybody who's ever left bad feedback.

(The pencil is almost certainly fake unauthorized, but that doesn't mean it's bad!)

I didn’t realise that was from the anonymous option.

Still not going near that dodgy store though. There are some good non-apple stylus’ that do most of the same stuff - pressure sensitive, tilt, etc. which I’m looking at instead as they’re much cheaper.

Considered buying this hat because it made me smile but I don’t like that pre-worn/ pre-faded look.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

tater_salad posted:

if anyone cared.. Waited.. Ali stepped in gave me 2 options.. refund on 2 of 3 led matrixes and no return (what I proposed to seller as the compromise) or seller pays shipping on all 3 to return (kinda what seller proposed). I took the 2 return. I'll try and de-solder the connection on the one that was broken in shipping and off of my old differently colored one (RGB vs BRG) and see if I can get it to work.. if not I'll order 2 or 3 from different seller.

Glad to hear it worked out

I had a good (non-aliexpress) one recently where I claimed credit card points to replace a worn out appliance and the replacement got smashed in shipping. After a long back and forth they gave me a refund as long as I photographed me cutting the plug off.
This was great since it was the exact same model and it was non-functional housing parts that were broken so I got to Frankenstein them into a single working device.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DRINK ME posted:

I didn’t realise that was from the anonymous option.

Still not going near that dodgy store though. There are some good non-apple stylus’ that do most of the same stuff - pressure sensitive, tilt, etc. which I’m looking at instead as they’re much cheaper.

Considered buying this hat because it made me smile but I don’t like that pre-worn/ pre-faded look.


this is the loving best hat.

oh they have it on shirts too:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.


The site was in a mood to show me things I would not buy on Aliexpress:

1 Pair Snap on Teeth Veneers for Men and Women Cover The Imperfect Teeth Fake Tooth Instant Confidence Smile


70pcs/Pack Resin False Teeth Solid Glue Temporary Tooth Repair Set Tooth And Gap Falseteeth Denture Adhesive Teeth Dentist

Also came with this useful flowchart:


2Pcs 10ML Needle Tube Nasal Aspirator Baby Care Nasal Aspirator Cleaner Baby Rhinitis Nasal Washer Aspirador Nasal De Plastico


I do not understand the meaning of:
Floppa 11 Dakimakura Pillow Case Pillow Cover Body Pillow Dakimakura Anime Boho Chic Cushions


Magic Nose Shaper Clip Nose Lifting Shaper Shaping Bridge Nose Straightener Silicone Nose Slimmer No Painful Hurt Beauty Tools

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Gotta link that poo poo man, I want that sprite pillow

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

What's not to get about spirte

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

codo27 posted:

Gotta link that poo poo man, I want that sprite pillow

I don't like linking, because the links die too quickly these days.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003088294967.html

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

LifeSunDeath posted:

this is the loving best hat.

oh they have it on shirts too:

Nice. I also found this one with a sort of vintage design.


I know I’m immature but these are making me laugh


And Bill Mosely, from Devils Reject I think, on Aliexpress

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

VictualSquid posted:

I do not understand the meaning of:
Floppa 11 Dakimakura Pillow Case Pillow Cover Body Pillow Dakimakura Anime Boho Chic Cushions


Big Floppa is a pet caracal that is popular on TikTok/Instagram.

I don’t know what’s with the Sprite.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

LADIES! Who in their right mind would not want a MOTO-X GLOVE HAND BRA !?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004514935753.html





No-one, of course.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
your honor, all that happened was that i merely attempted a friendly handshake

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
if the glove fits...I sits

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

LifeSunDeath posted:

if the glove fits... My tits

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

NoneMoreNegative posted:

LADIES! Who in their right mind would not want a MOTO-X GLOVE HAND BRA !?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004514935753.html





No-one, of course.

once again the big-titted lose out

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

once again the big-titted lose out

more than a handful is indeed a waste, it seems

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Can you build a new Mad Max spinoff based on the esthetic of this bra?

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Fast and the Fury Road.

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