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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



for real tho once you do get to the end how long do you get to ride the queen for

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Everyone in that queue should be put on a watchlist.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/RickOShea54321/status/1570640119543078912

the hard hitting comedy of Trevor Noah is threatening the kingdom

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Someone at a work meeting today started making 'inappropriate' jokes about the queen.

There was much frowning involved.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Private Speech posted:

Someone at a work meeting today started making 'inappropriate' jokes about the queen.

There was much frowning involved.

there i was, cumming on the queen's face. i looked down and read it and it said "ten pounds" and i was like, lizzie, darling, lets get two or three out of the way and see how we feel.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


more like "maybe someday we'll join the 21st century too"

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Private Speech posted:

more like "maybe someday we'll join the 21st century too"
the uk finally joins the 21st century in the 24th

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
New teacher just dropped.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Did the bin strike end

Queue must stink

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

keep punching joe posted:

New teacher just dropped.



Of course it's that loving head teacher Jesus Christ

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

keep punching joe posted:

New teacher just dropped.



this made me actually shudder irl

a picture of child abuse

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



tired: 1000 words for snow
wired: 1000 words for pedo

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1569749466424479751?s=46&t=rRDc9vujNK-8bUCcAR0z9Q

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


having Charles's idiot face on money is probably going to be the death knell for cash.


good.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


lmfao that grin

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/simon_nixon/status/1570706152085917698

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Meatlord cometh to pay his respects.

https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1570727362547044354?s=20&t=XNGsn-j0_iLqi74pcnXJDg

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

That's The Liver King. Seriously, it's what he calls himself. I'm aware of him because he did some commentary on a mma PFL card while ago.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

keep punching joe posted:

New teacher just dropped.



Smile you little shits or you're going back in The Hole

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

lmao great

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
the brits are really pulling out all the stops to convince the poles to move back home

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*the polish plumbers are coming, the polish plumbers are coming" *uses brexit to cut off own balls, dick*

the polish plumbers: :staredog:

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

New Found Power
Aug 18, 2005

As in atom bomb... As in nuclear fission.. As in the end of the world.

Including the cost of things like eventually updating the money in this is some real black book of communism poo poo

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Decades of jokes about the Poles being fit only undesirable job of the moment then have them surpass the island in standard of living is pretty funny. The slow decline into irrelevance while grasping at faded monarchic symbols is unimaginably pathetic. Children of Men assumed the island would maintain some superior status and remain desirable through ruthless exploitation and plunder, but it seems that portrayal of the British was far too rosy.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Pryor on Fire posted:

Decades of jokes about the Poles being fit only undesirable job of the moment then have them surpass the island in standard of living is pretty funny. The slow decline into irrelevance while grasping at faded monarchic symbols is unimaginably pathetic. Children of Men assumed the island would maintain some superior status and remain desirable through ruthless exploitation and plunder, but it seems that portrayal of the British was far too rosy.

pretty sure a lot of that thinking was assuming the US would help them, or that the capitalists would band together creating imperialist safe havens while everything else crumbles and not them eating each other after isolating

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
The plan literally explicitly openly was for trump to win in 2020

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


New Found Power posted:

Including the cost of things like eventually updating the money in this is some real black book of communism poo poo

shouldn’t even bother changing the notes, Chuck is gonna be dead within the decade probably

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
blighty: oi our culture should be saved too innit? look at our monarchy, look at these fuckin clowns in livery marchin around. put your knives in the black bin and get in the queue that never ends

globalists: jesus. this is a mercy, really

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
Change the notes straight to William

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


how many brits does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

how many brits does it take to screw in a light bulb?

trick question because there's no electricity to run lightbulb in the UK

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

how many brits does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None remember how to and we can't afford a polish person to do it for us now?

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1570786884238086148

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

okay now it's a great british institution

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

lol

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
> Adeshine is said to have jumped into the River Thames in an attempt to evade police officers before coming out and being arrested.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Andrew is grieving in his own way, leave him alone

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

gonadic io posted:

> Adeshine is said to have jumped into the River Thames in an attempt to evade police officers before coming out and being arrested.
rip

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smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

jumping into a river after you do a crime is actually really funny and should be accounted for during sentencing

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