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Guavanaut posted:"click here for warez" *lid flies open and the contents of the British Museum fly out of the casket* Edit: drat, what a snipe. Have a picture of the best dogge, who is currently curled up on the bed next to me. 
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Scientastic posted:No, we literally did not have heat or hot water, that was money we had to spend on food. The cats were fine, we spent a lot of time under duvets. That's really  and unfair. My understanding is that British homes are awfully isolated so it's understandable that just a little bit less heating won't do much.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Hey good news - the current wait time for a tribunal is 3½ years. Hmmm guess I'll prepare for a sudden lump sum payment around christmas 2025 then  EdBlackadder posted:There's a mandatory review they do before the formal tribunal though, went through this with my mother in law (who got a more appropriate score and several months back pay). Citizens Advice Bureau had the criteria so I recorded her myself and put that in a letter pointing out the errors of fact on her medical conditions as well. Yeah but apparently the dwp will almost always find the dwp did nothing wrong in that
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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suck my woke dick posted:applied for pip a while ago, got a decision letter today God this sounds so loving familiar. I got so sick of the ESA and PIP claim rigmarole with Missus Dickus that I formed a limited company and split my income with her out of spite.
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Sep 18, 2022 09:53
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Baddiel was trending on twitter just now so I had to look.... Saw this travel program him and Hugh Dennis did where they travel Northern Africa. They both came across as absolute wankers but one line stuck with me, where when their car runs out of petrol and they stop at some garage in the middle of the night and a bunch of Africans come out to help them and Baddiel goes "This feels like the closest I've ever been to a terrorist cell!" Racist wee prick so he is.
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Also, 99% sure it's wrong because he's probably been to Israel and gone to see the Knesset.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Saw this travel program him and Hugh Dennis did where they travel Northern Africa. They both came across as absolute wankers but one line stuck with me, where when their car runs out of petrol and they stop at some garage in the middle of the night and a bunch of Africans come out to help them and Baddiel goes "This feels like the closest I've ever been to a terrorist cell!" That's loving grotesque
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If Truss manages to euthanise the "Special Relationship" within a few weeks of getting the job, there would be extremely good. https://twitter.com/EmmaLBriant/status/1571351774275010560?t=qgGgFm6vMMsvhUHRIVXxgg&s=19
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https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1571449366627651585 A very serious, normal country.
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Sep 18, 2022 12:00
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The invention of language, the wheel, discovery of fire, human flight, space travel, the birth and death of dozens of messiahs of various religions? The birth and death of every other monarch and ruler in human history? No. Are Liz.
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Sep 18, 2022 12:10
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I mean, it could be the starting point for a wild spiral of events starting WWIII, can't say for sure just yet
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Sep 18, 2022 12:17
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Nadine Dorries has deleted her twitter account. I wonder what she's running away from?
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Sep 18, 2022 12:27
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Looking forward to lindsay hoyle throwing himself off the top of big ben on monday having realized that existence has peaked and there is no more reason to continue as we have achieved our purpose by burying the queen.
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Hoyle's a useless prick anyway. Bercow bullying his staff was obviously poo poo, but I at least got the impression that he was passionate about trying to modernise Parliament where possible, and that he considered our execrable voter turnout a real problem to be fixed. Hoyle, meanwhile, is 100% about decorum and making sure people are wearing smart clothes. Like, who gives a poo poo when cunts like Johnson and Truss are running the goverment?
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Boo hiss - my sister is having a funeral watching party at her house tomorrow and I'm not invited. Can't think why not. Ahem. 
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Boo hiss - my sister is having a funeral watching party at her house tomorrow and I'm not invited. Seems very unfair not to invite you to the most important event in the history of the planet!! Think I'm going to go for a walk on the South Downs, try to escape it.
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Sep 18, 2022 13:23
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I might see if I can get a bit of work done if any of my stores are open long enough but otherwise I have workers and resources soviet republic to play. Only froze a thousand or so people to death last winter and have just solved the city filling up with poo by building a pipe to dump it in the river so things are looking up!
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OwlFancier posted:I might see if I can get a bit of work done if any of my stores are open long enough but otherwise I have workers and resources soviet republic to play. Only froze a thousand or so people to death last winter and have just solved the city filling up with poo by building a pipe to dump it in the river so things are looking up! Are you sure that's a Soviet Republic? Sounds more like Tory Britain to me. The death count is a little low, but that just means you're not a very good Tory.
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OwlFancier posted:Only froze a thousand or so people to death last winter and have just solved the city filling up with poo by building a pipe to dump it in the river so things are looking up! Your sewage strategy is solid but thats a rookie k/d ratio if you ever want to be a Tory MP
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Sep 18, 2022 13:40
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The difference is that I don't even make any money from doing those things so it's actually just because I am bad at my job rather than active malevolence. Also there are only seven thousand people in the country so as a percentage that's quite impressive. I have solved the loyalty problems from people dying by building more statues.
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stev posted:https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1571449366627651585 Getting het up about this is so dumb though, IMO. All this is is his tongue outpacing his brain, then it gets quoted verbatim as if he literally thinks it’s The Most Important Event In Human History, and then Left Twitter wastes all day dunking on it. (Not that I think Hoyle isn’t a melt, obviously)
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I'm absolutely going to still be asleep. I don't get up before noon on a day off for nobody.
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Answers Me posted:Getting het up about this is so dumb though, IMO. All this is is his tongue outpacing his brain, then it gets quoted verbatim as if he literally thinks it’s The Most Important Event In Human History, and then Left Twitter wastes all day dunking on it. If he can't speak good maybe his job shouldn't be the speaker idk
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Answers Me posted:Getting het up about this is so dumb though, IMO. All this is is his tongue outpacing his brain, then it gets quoted verbatim as if he literally thinks it’s The Most Important Event In Human History, and then Left Twitter wastes all day dunking on it. Let people have their fun, what else are they gonna be doing while the whole country is Respectfully Cancelled
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I gotta go to work tomorrow, it's the first day of Fresher's Week I'm sure all the first year students are gonna be really pleased and sympathetic when everything grinds to a halt on the first day of one of the more important weeks in their university lives
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Just heard, the UK is changing to a new calendar and time system. The 24 hour clock is being moved. Instead of 0000 being midnight, it will now start when the Queen is finally laid to rest. Monday to be permanently renamed to Mournday, and will now be an extra day of rest. A new law will be shortly passed so that everything will stop on this day 2022 AD will cease to exist from Tuesday onward. Instead it will now be 1 AL (After Liz). happyhippy fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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happyhippy posted:Just heard, the UK is changing to a new calendar and time system. 
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MourningBalls: just watched the W*men's S*ccer on BBC - and yes, a 1-minute-silence at the start, fair enough, she's not even in the ground yet,  fiiiiiiiiiiine , but there was also some sort of (organised?) pause-and-applause thing at 70 mins in, marking 70 years on the throne.Deeply weird. I mean, women playing football? What will they think of next!  
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After searching the whole house for my HBO Rome 1&2 dvds (found in middle drawer of clothes chest  ) i'm set for an all day cornucopia of politics, debauchery and death... much better than watching tv all day. 
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suck my woke dick posted:Yeah but apparently the dwp will almost always find the dwp did nothing wrong in that Then you get to appeal to the HM Courts & Tribunal Service, who are independent in the sense that they're not the DWP, but they are still the government. Apparently this is where most cases are overturned, but the new tactic seems to be to delay the tribunal - again, long enough that the appellant either dies or is forced into exploitative labour, at which point the DWP can go "Aha, so you CAN work; tribunal closed." E: To give you an idea of timescale: August 2021 - I submitted claim. November 2021 - Examination at DWP centre. November 2021 - They refused claim* November 2021 - I requested reconsideration December 2021 - They refused reconsideration** January 2022 - I requested tribunal June 2022 - They said tribunal would go ahead * Actually told yes you are disabled, yes it was caused by the previous job, but no it's not enough for us to pay you - effective refusal. ** This time with 'we don't even think you have the condition.' In June this year I was told the evidence had been accepted and the tribunal would go ahead on the 'next available day' after the middle of July. On calling to check on the progress of the claim 2 weeks ago (having assumed the DWP had 'lost' my invite), I was told the backlog is currently 190 weeks. Not days, not hours, weeks. Just over 3 years, not including the 4 months to apply, be refused, get the reconsideration and then be refused that as well. It's poo poo. It's inhuman. This is going to have killed people, and the people responsible will face zero consequences. E2: clearer layout of timescale. Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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Poppymass is going to be a friggin' nightmare this year with all the Respect Police out in force. https://twitter.com/SaimaMir/status/1571430327054397445
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Mr Phillby posted:Woman on the bbc saying their 12 year old couldn't handle the queue so they had to go home but they're back again today with the kid to put them through another 11 hours of hell. r/QueueAnonCasualties
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My daughter and I are going to have an Indiana Jones marathon tomorrow, watching ALL THREE movies instead of the funeral, with Bombay mix and custard creams.
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Scientastic posted:My daughter and I are going to have an Indiana Jones marathon tomorrow, watching ALL THREE movies instead of the funeral, with Bombay mix and custard creams. Why are you skipping Temple of Doom?
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