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Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
Pretty sure touching someone's penis is just as frowned upon here as it is anywhere else.

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Bargearse posted:

Pretty sure touching someone's penis is just as frowned upon here as it is anywhere else.

lol, what?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

This is democracy manifest

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

At the theater I go to the tickets are $5 but the sodas and popcorn are $7 and $10, so I could see them actually enforcing the rules.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
FYI:

from The Behaviour Book: A Manual for Ladies, 1853

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
You only use three stamp boxes? How embarrassing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm the lady sending a newspaper.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm the lady sending a newspaper.

Zines have a rich and storied history.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm the lady sending a newspaper.

Thwy had only just invented news so there was a lot less news back then and papers were smaller.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Quiet Feet posted:

Thwy had only just invented news so there was a lot less news back then and papers were smaller.

Oh so why is it called a broadsheet not a smallsheet?

HazCat
May 4, 2009

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh so why is it called a broadsheet not a smallsheet?

Because it's being mailed around by women, obviously.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ri9p4xEmfC1r0uzl6.mp4

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


What the gently caress, you can darn socks you know, don't have to get a circle tattooed on it because you're too lazy to learn a new skill.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Kwyndig posted:

What the gently caress, you can darn socks you know, don't have to get a circle tattooed on it because you're too lazy to learn a new skill.

but the tattoo works for a hole in any sock

HazCat
May 4, 2009

Just tattoo socks on both feet and now you never need to darn socks again.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Won't even need one darn sock again.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
tattoo shoes and you don't need the socks

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They should invent a kind of tattoo that is like weld so you can use it to add extra material to the feet and then file it into the desired shape.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Just tatted jorts on my dick, now pants are no longer a necessity.

#DickHax #ExtremelyTinyNeedle #MagnifyingGlass #PublicIndecency

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

OwlFancier posted:

They should invent a kind of tattoo that is like weld so you can use it to add extra material to the feet and then file it into the desired shape.

Tattoo gun but instead of needles with ink it's a tiny tufting gun

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Just slap a bunch of clay on there and then get a fashion rabbi to animate it into custom golems

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
fyi

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Something that seemed funnier in my head, I guess.

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

I assume this is, "We need to airdrop more homing pigeons to the front, with a parachute" and not "We're training these birds to be escape artists?"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





I like how the illustration shows them making an air hole only to put it in a sealed box.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
they forgot to add the gunpowder to their pigeon cartridge

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Alhazred posted:

I like how the illustration shows them making an air hole only to put it in a sealed box.

I thought that was a microwave

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
Oh, so that's how you smoke a jay.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

maltesh posted:

Oh, so that's how you smoke a jay.

:birddrugs:

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019

maltesh posted:

Oh, so that's how you smoke a jay.

Thread title material here.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
lol

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

And maybe we'll freebase a squirrel or two,
While we're toking on pigeons in the park!

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

maltesh posted:

Oh, so that's how you smoke a jay.

10/10 no notes.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

theironjef posted:

And maybe we'll freebase a squirrel or two,
While we're toking on pigeons in the park!

i have no idea if anyone else gets this or knows tom lehrer but know that i got it, poster theironjef

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Did they really used to not give two shits about the environment?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Kwyndig posted:

Did they really used to not give two shits about the environment?

Boston used to handle it's trash by putting it on an island in the bay and letting the tide come in, whereby it would magically vanish.

I'll let you do the math on this one.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Neito posted:

Boston used to handle it's trash by putting it on an island in the bay and letting the tide come in, whereby it would magically vanish.

I'll let you do the math on this one.

I had no idea that Boston was built on an island

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Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Iron Crowned posted:

I had no idea that Boston was built on an island

Every city is on an island of you think big enough.

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