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I want to suck his dick under his robe like an 1800s photographer
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Sep 18, 2022 03:43
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sausagelike fingers on the pulse of society
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Sep 18, 2022 04:31
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:sausagelike fingers on the pulse of society Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Heder in "School For Squirters"
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Sep 18, 2022 05:05
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The Englishman who Squirted up a Hill but Came down a Mountain
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Sep 18, 2022 05:08
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What about Splash but instead of a mermaid it’s just
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Sep 18, 2022 05:10
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:The Englishman who Squirted up a Hill but Came down a Mountain oh and it's about an FTM dude, i dunno if that was clear
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Sep 18, 2022 05:12
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schindler's pissed [upon]
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Sep 18, 2022 05:51
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Oh my god the idea of some poor dweeb discovering Stav’s viral crowdwork tik toks and latching on to him as a comedian who helps them through the rough patches is so incredibly sad, JFC
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Sep 18, 2022 09:44
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If stav really is getting girls to sign ndas before sex I hope he is using the ones Adam got him as a gag birthday gift https://youtu.be/YH03_Hvk1Fo Brown Paper Bag fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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Sep 18, 2022 09:47
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I have to assume the act of signing a paper document would snap them out of whatever inebriated clout hypnosis has stupored them and they’d realize they were about to gently caress a guy who looks like whoever Slimer was back when they were still alive
Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Sep 18, 2022 |
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Sep 18, 2022 10:06
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you ladies ever been with a sl*mer?
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Sep 18, 2022 13:47
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Bust Rodd posted:I have to assume the act of signing a paper document would snap them out of whatever inebriated clout hypnosis has stupored then and they’d realize they were about to gently caress a guy who looks like whoever Slimer was when back when they were still alive lmao
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Sep 18, 2022 13:53
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 Chilling
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Sep 18, 2022 14:02
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Stav makes them sign the nda because he got circ’d years ago but doesn’t want to drop all the jokes he has about his phiimosis
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Sep 18, 2022 14:20
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https://twitter.com/StampsBot/status/1571489474164449282?t=kl9jdGU47Uc1i0HaIomxaA&s=19 E: aw man it cutoff the funny part
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Sep 18, 2022 14:21
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How about an Nda and it’s
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Sep 18, 2022 14:21
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My old fraternity, Delta Phi Mosis
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Sep 18, 2022 14:22
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can’t imagine the caliber of woman that is still down after signing paperwork before sex.
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Sep 18, 2022 14:35
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There was a fun rumor that Justin Bieber made groupies sign a NDA before he hosed them so they can't tell everyone he has a small dick.
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Sep 18, 2022 14:39
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Cached Money posted:There was a fun rumor that Justin Bieber made groupies sign a NDA before he hosed them so they can't tell everyone he has a small dick. Preposterous. There's been multiple news articles about how his dick is big
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Sep 18, 2022 15:16
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Cached Money posted:There was a fun rumor that Justin Bieber made groupies sign a NDA before he hosed them so they can't tell everyone he has a small dick. Justin Bieber has a big dick and round smooth balls to go with it.
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Sep 18, 2022 18:26
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I thought bieber’s NDA was because he’s a deeply conservative religious guy and wanted everyone to think he was a virgin, that’s why it was a big deal when he cheated on his girlfriend with a completely mid Brazilian waitress a few years ago
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Sep 18, 2022 18:38
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really wanna see kanye's NDA christian school
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Sep 18, 2022 18:54
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i say swears online posted:really wanna see kanye's NDA christian school slave to my cravings posted:How about an Nda and it’s
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Sep 18, 2022 18:58
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Bust Rodd posted:I thought bieber’s NDA was because he’s a deeply conservative religious guy and wanted everyone to think he was a virgin, that’s why it was a big deal when he cheated on his girlfriend with a completely mid Brazilian waitress a few years ago how could anyone think that a guy like biebz is not just loving constantly lol
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Sep 18, 2022 19:03
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his jesus arc is very strange. i guess it's a good marketing decision to be seen as chaste, like korean idols
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Sep 18, 2022 19:07
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i say swears online posted:his jesus arc is very strange. i guess it's a good marketing decision to be seen as chaste, like korean idols I imagine those hillsong freaks are shoveling money at him for it, and also being a child star and the consequences of that probably makes you predisposed to becoming a religious wierdo
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Sep 18, 2022 19:13
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I have no doubt Bieber has a huge dick, because it’s funnier if he’s twirling massive hog
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Sep 18, 2022 19:26
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Pharmaskittle posted:poo poo derrick, you killed a mf on camera the least you could do is speak a little Chinese for em
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Sep 18, 2022 19:42
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slave to my cravings posted:How about an Nda and it’s i’m shocked nick’s never done a joke like this but with NFTs
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Sep 18, 2022 19:44
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It peaked with "R""N"C
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Sep 18, 2022 19:52
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the milk machine posted:i’m shocked nick’s never done a joke like this but with NFTs He did one that was like “nft but all the bad ones “
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Sep 18, 2022 20:26
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Snacksmaniac posted:He did one that was like “nft but all the bad ones “ ah yeah that’s the stuff
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Sep 18, 2022 23:32
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what if it was NPR but...
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Sep 19, 2022 01:06
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nicks psychotic relapse
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Sep 19, 2022 01:15
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nvm, i don't want to get got posting one of Nick's riskier acronym jokes
TwoStepBoog fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Sep 19, 2022 |
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Sep 19, 2022 03:13
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slave to my cravings posted:
makes a lotta sense, i was wondering what kinda person has to die to create such a cartoonish-looking ghost instead of something that just looks like a dead guy
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Sep 19, 2022 03:20
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how about george washington carver, the scientist famous for inventing Gorilla Glue
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Sep 19, 2022 03:22
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Sep 19, 2022 03:54
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TwoStepBoog posted:nvm, i don't want to get got posting one of Nick's riskier acronym jokes never posting rontroversial
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Sep 19, 2022 07:40
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