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Blue Footed Booby posted:Then roll the army into the postal service
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Has any member of the Space Force been to space yet?
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They're not space force until they have a boot camp on the moon, imho
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Space Force is so loving stupid, in retaliation a future Congress should wrap both it and the Air Force into the loving Army. 
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Brawnfire posted:They're not space force until they have a boot camp on the moon, imho I'm here just for the logo 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I will tell anybody who asks it's stupid. Nobody asks me anything, though. Why not? Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 05:50 on Sep 22, 2022 |
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Space Force is an elaborate ploy by the challenge coin lobby.
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Agents are GO! posted:Why not? My application to be "Undersecretary for the Determination of What's Completely Stupid Please Stop Doing That" is constantly being rejected for silly reasons like "this doesn't exist" and "you don't even have clearance" and "please untie yourself from the doors before we have to call security."
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Dumb Marketing Moves: NO Conservatives
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written by a French person, for whom "preservatives" is a false-friend for "condoms"
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Sep 22, 2022 17:54
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Lotion for women: $5.99 Exact same lotion but in a black tube FOR MEN: $15.99 Exact same lotion but it's Genderless: *confused screaming*
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Sep 22, 2022 18:10
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It's a celebrity label with a French name being advertised in a Vogue writeup. It's more like Lotion for women: $5.99 Exact same lotion but in a black tube FOR MEN: $15.99 Exact same lotion but it's Genderless: $29.99
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Sep 22, 2022 18:18
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Is "blacklist" of ingredients a normal phrase anybody has ever used?
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Sep 22, 2022 18:23
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You have to pay extra because of all the extra work to take all the Genders out of the lotion.
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steinrokkan posted:Is "blacklist" of ingredients a normal phrase anybody has ever used? Panera has a blacklist of poo poo it won't use, the call it the "no no list" and it band a bunch of "artificial' sweeteners and preservatives and also lard because why not? Its exactly as stupid as it sounds.
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dudes going to make a killing when regressive protest buy it to throw into their toilet or burn it.
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As a long time customer and supporter of [CELEBRITY ENDORSED LOTION] I can't believe [PRODUCERS OF CELEBRITY ENDORSED LOTION] would do something as stupid as make [CELEBRITY ENDORSED LOTION] political. I have destroyed my [CELEBRITY ENDORSED LOTION] and will never buy [CELEBRITY ENDORSED LOTION] but will instead purchase [CHUD STARTUP LOTION WITH NFT MONKEY BRANDING] who don't politicize like libtard commie [PRODUCERS OF CELEBRITY ENDORSED LOTION]. Get woke, go broke, [CELEBRITY]!!!
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DUKE CANNON will never be endorsed by women, Europeans, or NFT monkeys.  more dumb marketing
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Nah, more like smart marketing to dumb people
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Gaius Marius posted:Panera has a blacklist of poo poo it won't use, the call it the "no no list" and it band a bunch of "artificial' sweeteners and preservatives and also lard because why not? Its exactly as stupid as it sounds. Aldi has a whole parade of dumbass poo poo. The line of meat products made without preservatives or nitrates ("except those naturally occuring in celery juice," which is functionally the same) is called "Never Any," like the package is "Never Any Chicken Sausage" and "Never Any Turkey Bacon," which i thought meant they were meat-replacement products that never had any chicken or turkey in them, but that is wrong. The organic poo poo often boasts "Made with real ingredients!" - it's one thing to be like "made with real [specific ingredient]" but literally "made with real ingredients"...
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InediblePenguin posted:Aldi has a whole parade of dumbass poo poo. The line of meat products made without preservatives or nitrates ("except those naturally occuring in celery juice," which is functionally the same) is called "Never Any," like the package is "Never Any Chicken Sausage" and "Never Any Turkey Bacon," which i thought meant they were meat-replacement products that never had any chicken or turkey in them, but that is wrong. As a frequent buyer of fake meat products (not a vegetarian per se, just often prefer the fake stuff, particularly chicken), this would drive me insane! Similarly, I hate when frozen products labels themselves something spelled weird, like "CHICKEN WYNGZ" or whatever, because to me, that usually makes me assume something is a faux meat, not just normal meat trying to be edgy.
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It took me actual minutes to divine if JUST EGGS, were just eggs or just not eggs
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Oh god, that reminds me of how Real Fruit Gummies, which I used to love, went vegan (instead of gelatin). And now they're poo poo
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It gets worse because depending on the brand WINGZ are like buffalo chicken nuggets but WYNGZ are plant-based. Just loving label poo poo normally if you're a giant conglomerate like Tyson trying to muscle in on Beyond/Impossible's turf.
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lard is good and we should use more lard. oh and have a bunch of other animal fats. fight back against Big Plant Oil.
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PhazonLink posted:lard is good and we should use more lard. This is how we end up with 20 year olds on statins.
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Agents are GO! posted:This is how we end up with 20 year olds on statins. I mean if you use it sparingly, like a spoonful to fry some rice and chicken it's amazing. Using it to deep fry is pretty bad. Using it as a sauce like Nashville hot chicken is extremely bad. And a 20 year old goon eating a bucket of it because a deranged fitness forum mod banned all the healthcare providers who said it was a bad idea is hilarious.
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The Anime Liker posted:Lotion for women: $5.99 According to my nonbinary friends, confused screaming is normal.
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The Anime Liker posted:I mean if you use it sparingly, like a spoonful to fry some rice and chicken it's amazing. How about as lube?
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The Anime Liker posted:Lotion for women: $5.99 Phanatic posted:It's a celebrity label with a French name being advertised in a Vogue writeup. It's more like you guys know you could verify that it's over $300 in like two clicks from that tweet right $385 for the 'serum', $320 for 'the cream', $310 for the 'liquid cream', and only $80 for the 'cleansing emulsion' - you know, for the poors
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The pores?
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Expecting people to interact with the trash fire that is Twitter beyond whatever manages to embed is the actual dumb marketing move
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BMan posted:Oh god, that reminds me of how Real Fruit Gummies, which I used to love, went vegan (instead of gelatin). And now they're poo poo You gotta watch out on “real fruit” too. Like the grocery store brand blueberry pancakes. It’s printed right on the box, “made with real fruit”. You have to read through the ingredients to realize it’s not real blueberry. It’s tiny chunks of apple with blueberry flavoring in them. But it’s still real fruit!
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A "leather belt" only needs to have leather touching leather. So the belts you can get at Walmart/target are usually real thin leather with filler between them
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Brawnfire posted:How about as lube? Call me if you want to make a chicken fried steak
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