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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Big deal my dad also wore chaps

Yeah, but his Dad wore pants underneath.

Edit: God drat, what a lousy snipe

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Platystemon posted:

The chainsaw was invented to cut flesh, by Bernhard Heine in 1830.

Bone, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6zPlk7drac

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Milo and POTUS posted:

Big deal my daddy also wore chaps

FTFY

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Bones are really just skeleton flesh.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Martman posted:

Bones are really just skeleton flesh.

Skeletons really need their bone flesh, I really don't think we should be taking that away from them.

Ban this chainsaw filth.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

They still make chainsaws exclusively for tearing through human limbs:



Got mine for 25 bucks!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Cocaine Bear posted:

They still make chainsaws exclusively for tearing through human limbs:



Got mine for 25 bucks!

Which limb did you opt out of

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Cocaine Bear posted:

They still make chainsaws exclusively for tearing through human limbs:



Got mine for 25 bucks!

The quickest way to lose 30lbs, fast! Doctors hate this!

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Dammit I was so excited when I saw nobody made this joke last page.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
NASA crashed a probe into an asteroid
https://twitter.com/willgater/status/1574540228337061892

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Why do they keep getting money if they can't even avoid something that big?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Need to buy that book How to Avoid Huge Rocks

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



littering

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Beastie posted:

littering

littering and ...?

bowling the meteor

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

littering and ...?

bowling the meteor

lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you keep doing that you're only going to make the asteroids angry and you won't like it if they decide to crash into you.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

If you keep doing that you're only going to make the asteroids angry and you won't like it if they decide to crash into you.

Thankfully I've been preparing for the angry aliens to come down.

:nws::nws:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
bad rear end

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Atticus_1354 posted:

Thankfully I've been preparing for the angry aliens to come down.

:nws::nws:

They're coming out of my god drat back walls!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



lol is that todd

a few years back me and a buddy saw a squirrel miss a branch and plummet to its death on a sidewalk. another dude also saw it and was shaken by it pretty bad. he said "should..should we call someone??" and I said "naw man a crow will be along pretty soon" and he was not happy with that answer.

HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 23:20 on Sep 27, 2022

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

a few years back me and a buddy saw a squirrel miss a branch and plummet to its death on a sidewalk. another dude also saw it and was shaken by it pretty bad. he said "should..should we call someone??" and I said "naw man a crow will be along pretty soon" and he was not happy with that answer.

This paragraph was narrated by the ghost of Mitch Hedburg

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Phy posted:

This paragraph was narrated by the ghost of Mitch Hedburg

You're not wrong

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





hero

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




King poo poo

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

lol is that todd

Fat Todd specifically, yes. :D

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.


Pier Paolo Pasolini fascist in front of the cinema Quattro Fontane, Rome (1962).

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Deptfordx posted:

So. Big magic eye got to you too. :colbert:

It's on game pass like day 1 I think isn't it?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


This is describing a kelly cartoon. I can practically see it in my mind.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rj3860CTvL1uk10e9.mp4

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Spider-cat, Spider-cat....

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
The Bond theme is great and all but I think those cat videos need more of Amon Tobin's Splinter Cell soundtrack.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mister Speaker posted:

The Bond theme is great and all but I think those cat videos need more of Amon Tobin's Splinter Cell soundtrack.

I was thinking the same thing but with Mission Impossible.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



to be clear I don't see shapes when coding, it's more like putting blocks together with your eyes closed. It's 100% sense of touch, no image

often i have to avoid visualizing cause it will distract me

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Cat Hatter posted:

I was thinking the same thing but with Mission Impossible.

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r1uxzglpzZ1vmobp0.mp4

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Mister Speaker posted:

Amon Tobin's Splinter Cell soundtrack.

hell yea

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rj2cxmjnfw1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rivmatlYlI1s1ddrj.mp4

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


WTF, how!?

He's gotta have holes cut in it right, but is the rest of that tongue/mouth shaping?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

DandyLion posted:

WTF, how!?

He's gotta have holes cut in it right, but is the rest of that tongue/mouth shaping?

I assume the end of the straw is shaped into something like this.

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Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Those last 5 seconds are not played on the straw, looked very satisfying

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