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I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

ArfJason posted:

you missed out on a lot

im glad that the first actual thing I witnessed upon returning is the arf protocol post lol

is there a highlights reel post or thread somewhere for the events of the past 3-4 uyears

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Roth posted:

I killed Lowtax personally at the request of Jeffrey.

Good work.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

i love to play on computer.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
It's probably better to discuss drama out in the open rather than have it happen in the depths of forgotten megathreads or discords. That's how you get forums coups and a bunch of people being smeared as nazis by the world's biggest dipshits

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Stux posted:

i love to play on computer.

absolutely.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

I AM BRAWW posted:

im glad that the first actual thing I witnessed upon returning is the arf protocol post lol

is there a highlights reel post or thread somewhere for the events of the past 3-4 uyears

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3937061

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3910305&pagenumber=285&perpage=40#post507492576

probably the two big ones

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

I don't know if it's better, but ultimately if poo poo is happening on the forums, people are going to talk about it, and trying to prevent people talking about it only ever makes it happen more, and in more places, including and especially the places where you don't want it to happen.

Like you've sometimes got to intervene when it turns septic, but ultimately I think just letting it happen, responding where useful, and focusing on the things that people are talking about is the best response.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

I AM BRAWW posted:

iu just learned that lowtax is actually dead (100% legit) like an hour ago lol

i didn't even know he was sick!

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

I AM BRAWW posted:

im glad that the first actual thing I witnessed upon returning is the arf protocol post lol

is there a highlights reel post or thread somewhere for the events of the past 3-4 uyears

The forums became super tedious and political
Koalas March tries to use destroying fyad to take over the website
Some dnd mod was spying on Nazis and the politics forums go insane and make an offsite
Koalas March loses control of her clique and most of them run away to the above offsite
Lowtax was found to be beating his wife, and 6 months later, his new girlfriend and the site goes justifiably insane
Jeffrey tries to buy SA, it takes like 4-5 months
Jeffrey reveals that KM was lying and had an alt that was using to boost her own posts
Lots and lots of pedos are banned

Each of these is a full drama on it's own.

Oh yeah, Lowtax kills himself after he loses in court for all of the hitting of women

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

and i guess this, for lowtax specifically. however i havnt read this thread as it was gbs and i can only assume its heavily infected with poor posting

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928980

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
lead poisoning is a bitch.

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

:cheers: ty king

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Peachfart posted:

The forums became super tedious and political
Koalas March tries to use destroying fyad to take over the website
Some dnd mod was spying on Nazis and the politics forums go insane and make an offsite
Koalas March loses control of her clique and most of them run away to the above offsite
Lowtax was found to be beating his wife, and 6 months later, his new girlfriend and the site goes justifiably insane
Jeffrey tries to buy SA, it takes like 4-5 months
Jeffrey reveals that KM was lying and had an alt that was using to boost her own posts
Lots and lots of pedos are banned

Each of these is a full drama on it's own.

Oh yeah, Lowtax kills himself after he loses in court for all of the hitting of women





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrsFXgQk5UI&t=76s

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 60 days!

Azathoth posted:

If Roth actually quit because I had a little outburst in the mod forum, lmao I thought she had thicker skin than that.

gently caress you

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

I AM BRAWW posted:

im glad that the first actual thing I witnessed upon returning is the arf protocol post lol

is there a highlights reel post or thread somewhere for the events of the past 3-4 uyears

gonna try and give you the (not very) short of a veeeeery long, good god this will take a bit:



-koalas march successfuly trolls lowtax's then wife by posting a pic of black people whipping white people picking cotton while MLK smiles in the sky.
-Lowtax makes the subforum "negrotown" for minority issues and appoints KM as a mod.
-negrotown amasses a small but devout following.
-[missing footage]
-a webcomics thread starts talking about WEAPONS BROWN, an epic bacon maddox style post apoc parody of charlie brown, where he fucks bitches and caps a bunch of comics characters. as bad as you imagine. The author posts on SA, turns out hes the exact kind of old school gbs guy whod make such a thing.
-qcs thread points out hes a hosed up weirdo. he gets in the thread and basically proves them right. He gets perma'd and people celebrate. Someone suggests checking FYAD next.
-KM's group, including CascadeBeta, henceforth referred to as Barney, check fyad.
-They find an LGBTQ thread, it was mostly skylark posting about things she found online. One of the posts was a meme about AGP (Autogynephilia, some lgbtq community term that is used in a hateful manner). Noone in there knows what it means, inluding JD, who thought it looked like fail. (this will be important later)
-it is xmas season so mods are slow to react about things. A QCS thread is made, poo poo blows the gently caress up. they accuse fyad of doxxing and harrassing the trans thread posters in negrotown, i think at this point rebranded The Minority Rapport.
-jay z's sedan, then permamod of fyad sees the accusations and makes light of them by saying "i absolutely wanna murder every tranny and human being i see. now time to open up qcs".
-people miss the point of this and take it at the most face value possible, a strategy that will be reused successfuly, and she gets permabanned.
-a lot of people get banned, and the km group, spearheaded by Barney, specifically target JD for being the mod of FYAD, and having "DONE. NOTHING.", despite being as ignorant of whatever the gently caress agp meant as pretty much everyone else.
-FYAD notice Barney's avatar, Suzy from Deltarune, looks like Barney the dinosaur, earning the moniker, and making jokes about KILLING BARNEY ala early 00s newgrounds flash games. This is taken to mean that Barney is now a slur. Some people get banned for posting Barney with the ban reason being "INTENDED SLUR".
-KM ominously mentions that shes been in talks with lowtax, and that if something specific doesnt happen she and a bunch of other mods will walk.
-Lowtax closes FYAD. Jack Daniels is permabanned. Jeffrey reveals much later that lowtax was gonna straight up delete it, but he disabled the functionality before he could.
-Vice notices and publishes an article where lowtax is interviewed, says it was basically "full of nazis". (funny aside, koalas march subtweets the vice twitter post about it and says she deserves credit for this lol)
-after a lot of poo poo that i dont exactly recall, FYAD is reopened under the modship of pog, who was promised fyad would return if he agreed to mod it.
-90% of fyad was banned and others refused to participate, making it so that the remaning fyads were swarmed by... ahem... supportive grey forumers, who did not help matters in the slightest.
-a thread is made about fondling hitlers cock and balls, which is taken at face value as genuine support of hitler somehow.
-someone gets banned over a post that not very subtly equated donald trump to hitler, but ebcause it wasnt spelled out in giant letters it went over the km crews head. Someone calls it an ironic racism megathread.
-Someone makes a thread called "The Genuine Racism Megathread". km crew points out the ironic racism megathread spawned a Genuine Racism Megathread as an actual example of racism.
-this new fyad, nicknamed Vichy Fyad lasts for like a week. Without JD and a bunch of the most notable posters like general anime, lucy and synthy, theres no point to it.
-Some km people make lists about secret fyad nazi alt accounts that love to harrass vulnerable trans posters, that includes me, some other fyad, and a bunch of unrelated posters, mostly of them turn out to be trans.
-Among the nonsense, it is revelaed that a dnd and or cspam mod idfk, party plane jones, was in a discord full of people posting much worse poo poo than fyad ever did, and even aprtook in some of it. KM said it was to get ahead of doxxes of Vulnerable Posters so that they could go dark, so she defended him. Its hysterical and he eventually puts his foot in his mouth and gets demodded.

-The big one. Lowtax gets accused once again of spousal abuse. starts banning people left and right. On new years hosts a stream where he bans people at the behest of random ppl in his stream chat. When hes told hes transphobic, he says he cant be, since he jerks off to trans porn. He also apparently ate peanut butter off of a battery. Nice.
-Jeffrey agrees to purchase the site ownership from lowtax for an untold sum of money.
-Most people believe that this is bullshit and that jeffrey will be just as bad as lowtax.
-a cspam poster called smarxist and a bunch of other people make the offsite Bread n Roses, to do Leftist Political Shitposting. It becomes a furry rp board within the week. smarxist leaves with an embarrassing BANME post, is kicked out of it days later by people like Barney, and comes back acting like nothing happened.
-a whole bunch of the km crew jumped ship, but the prevailing narrative is still that fyad is nazis. Koalas march leaves somewhere along teh way, i cant remember why or when exactly.
-after some time with the dust settled and fyad was reopened. finally, jd and a bunch of other posters get unbanned but getting the admins to do this was like pulling teeth. See "I think the jack daniels permaban was excessive"
-after a bunch of unhinged streams, and amidst lawsuits and money problems from mishandling cash, and failing to pay alimony, lowtax blows his brains out.
-a whole bunch of people come to figuratively piss on his grave.
-idk where exactly this fits on the timeline, but someone who posts in support of KM, Honey trap queen, is banned as an alt of KM. Inspecting her post history reveals she made a single initial post about star trek and then dedicated herself entirely to act as her own hypeman on an alt, even suggsting donating to her patreon, and that she should be elevated to mod and or admin.
-Everyone Learned their Lesson (mostly). The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Weapon Brown or whatever the hell that webcomic was called was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

croup coughfield posted:

gently caress you

Please read further for clarification on what I meant. I was saying that she did not quit for that reason, I just worded it poorly

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Peachfart posted:


Oh yeah, Lowtax kills himself after he loses in court for all of the hitting of women

I thought it was because he was ordered to pay child support to the wife from Canada?

Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!




my favorite part about the spinoff drama is hearing about how one of the guys who created it post a gently caress you guys goodbye post here, then immediately after got banned from the offsite that he helped create, and quietly came back to SA

edit: o wait arf posted it while i was typing

Splash Attack fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Sep 27, 2022

cardinale
Jul 11, 2016

lmao

croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 60 days!

Azathoth posted:

Please read further for clarification on what I meant. I was saying that she did not quit for that reason, I just worded it poorly

lmfao my bad, i hadnt caught up

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Nystral posted:

I thought it was because he was ordered to pay child support to the wife from Canada?

He killed himself shortly after getting a particularly adverse ruling regarding child support, when he had previously been posting on Facebook about how sure he was he was going to win and his ex was gonna get deported.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

if orgot it all started with the weapon brown/clarissa guy lol

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

ArfJason posted:

gonna try and give you the (not very) short of a veeeeery long, good god this will take a bit:



-koalas march successfuly trolls lowtax's then wife by posting a pic of black people whipping white people picking cotton while MLK smiles in the sky.
-Lowtax makes the subforum "negrotown" for minority issues and appoints KM as a mod.
-negrotown amasses a small but devout following.
-[missing footage]
-a webcomics thread starts talking about WEAPONS BROWN, an epic bacon maddox style post apoc parody of charlie brown, where he fucks bitches and caps a bunch of comics characters. as bad as you imagine. The author posts on SA, turns out hes the exact kind of old school gbs guy whod make such a thing.
-qcs thread points out hes a hosed up weirdo. he gets in the thread and basically proves them right. He gets perma'd and people celebrate. Someone suggests checking FYAD next.
-KM's group, including CascadeBeta, henceforth referred to as Barney, check fyad.
-They find an LGBTQ thread, it was mostly skylark posting about things she found online. One of the posts was a meme about AGP (Autogynephilia, some lgbtq community term that is used in a hateful manner). Noone in there knows what it means, inluding JD, who thought it looked like fail. (this will be important later)
-it is xmas season so mods are slow to react about things. A QCS thread is made, poo poo blows the gently caress up. they accuse fyad of doxxing and harrassing the trans thread posters in negrotown, i think at this point rebranded The Minority Rapport.
-jay z's sedan, then permamod of fyad sees the accusations and makes light of them by saying "i absolutely wanna murder every tranny and human being i see. now time to open up qcs".
-people miss the point of this and take it at the most face value possible, a strategy that will be reused successfuly, and she gets permabanned.
-a lot of people get banned, and the km group, spearheaded by Barney, specifically target JD for being the mod of FYAD, and having "DONE. NOTHING.", despite being as ignorant of whatever the gently caress agp meant as pretty much everyone else.
-FYAD notice Barney's avatar, Suzy from Deltarune, looks like Barney the dinosaur, earning the moniker, and making jokes about KILLING BARNEY ala early 00s newgrounds flash games. This is taken to mean that Barney is now a slur. Some people get banned for posting Barney with the ban reason being "INTENDED SLUR".
-KM ominously mentions that shes been in talks with lowtax, and that if something specific doesnt happen she and a bunch of other mods will walk.
-Lowtax closes FYAD. Jack Daniels is permabanned. Jeffrey reveals much later that lowtax was gonna straight up delete it, but he disabled the functionality before he could.
-Vice notices and publishes an article where lowtax is interviewed, says it was basically "full of nazis". (funny aside, koalas march subtweets the vice twitter post about it and says she deserves credit for this lol)
-after a lot of poo poo that i dont exactly recall, FYAD is reopened under the modship of pog, who was promised fyad would return if he agreed to mod it.
-90% of fyad was banned and others refused to participate, making it so that the remaning fyads were swarmed by... ahem... supportive grey forumers, who did not help matters in the slightest.
-a thread is made about fondling hitlers cock and balls, which is taken at face value as genuine support of hitler somehow.
-someone gets banned over a post that not very subtly equated donald trump to hitler, but ebcause it wasnt spelled out in giant letters it went over the km crews head. Someone calls it an ironic racism megathread.
-Someone makes a thread called "The Genuine Racism Megathread". km crew points out the ironic racism megathread spawned a Genuine Racism Megathread as an actual example of racism.
-this new fyad, nicknamed Vichy Fyad lasts for like a week. Without JD and a bunch of the most notable posters like general anime, lucy and synthy, theres no point to it.
-Some km people make lists about secret fyad nazi alt accounts that love to harrass vulnerable trans posters, that includes me, some other fyad, and a bunch of unrelated posters, mostly of them turn out to be trans.
-Among the nonsense, it is revelaed that a dnd and or cspam mod idfk, party plane jones, was in a discord full of people posting much worse poo poo than fyad ever did, and even aprtook in some of it. KM said it was to get ahead of doxxes of Vulnerable Posters so that they could go dark, so she defended him. Its hysterical and he eventually puts his foot in his mouth and gets demodded.

-The big one. Lowtax gets accused once again of spousal abuse. starts banning people left and right. On new years hosts a stream where he bans people at the behest of random ppl in his stream chat. When hes told hes transphobic, he says he cant be, since he jerks off to trans porn. He also apparently ate peanut butter off of a battery. Nice.
-Jeffrey agrees to purchase the site ownership from lowtax for an untold sum of money.
-Most people believe that this is bullshit and that jeffrey will be just as bad as lowtax.
-a cspam poster called smarxist and a bunch of other people make the offsite Bread n Roses, to do Leftist Political Shitposting. It becomes a furry rp board within the week. smarxist leaves with an embarrassing BANME post, is kicked out of it days later by people like Barney, and comes back acting like nothing happened.
-a whole bunch of the km crew jumped ship, but the prevailing narrative is still that fyad is nazis. Koalas march leaves somewhere along teh way, i cant remember why or when exactly.
-after some time with the dust settled and fyad was reopened. finally, jd and a bunch of other posters get unbanned but getting the admins to do this was like pulling teeth. See "I think the jack daniels permaban was excessive"
-after a bunch of unhinged streams, and amidst lawsuits and money problems from mishandling cash, and failing to pay alimony, lowtax blows his brains out.
-a whole bunch of people come to figuratively piss on his grave.
-idk where exactly this fits on the timeline, but someone who posts in support of KM, Honey trap queen, is banned as an alt of KM. Inspecting her post history reveals she made a single initial post about star trek and then dedicated herself entirely to act as her own hypeman on an alt, even suggsting donating to her patreon, and that she should be elevated to mod and or admin.
-Everyone Learned their Lesson (mostly). The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.
ty arf

netflix is going to make a documentary on this. I feel like some poo poo is just so outlandish but im certain you're not being hyperbolic which si even funnier in an insane way

jeffrey good?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
you might be wondering, what did KM have against fyad that she went so hard after them?
she held a fundraiser, a communal money pool that shed administrate and give to different posters from her subforum on request. The first thing she did was buy a new laptop, which she said was to help her in her video editing job. Her youtube show about educating people on minority issues lasts 1? 2? episodes. Fyad make fun of her since it looks like a total scam.
After the whole drama is over she says shes sure a bunch of fyad posters are kiwifarms users because they both made fun of her for being puerto rican and, stranger still, for making fun of her piano.
After hearing that i personally did amazing detective work by going to the hyperlink at the top of the forum that says "Search the Forums", clicked on FYAD and wrote "piano". there were like 20 results from like 2009 about idk lain wave talking about cumming in his piano or whatever the gently caress who cares.
Much later someone also reveals she requested donations from her subforum to fly her to something called WakandaCon. lol.

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012

Arf subbing in for the Fucker report

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

I AM BRAWW posted:

jeffrey good?

ive always thought he was genuine about liking fyad and wanting whats best for the forums, but hes shown to be stubborn about some poo poo, and i felt he was a bit of a pushover in others. hes fine imo, but hes repeated the lowtax absentee poo poo a couple times which is worrying

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Saagonsa posted:

Arf subbing in for the Fucker report

i gotta dump this poo poo somewhere so i can finally free up that hard drive space

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
the one thing i remember about bnr was when someone pointed out that the forum for planning irl activism had far fewer posts than their version of QCS and got banned

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
expected to read koalas march blaming fyad for chadwick boseman's death

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Holy poo poo I thought the weapon brown guy getting permad being the spark that caused the troubles was a joke

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jeffery is like having the forums on autopilot, it remains to be seen if this is an airplane autopilot or a tesla.

Kagaya Homoraisan
Aug 28, 2019

You say, run away
Instead, you get scared
For the way that I feel
Drops out into all this disorder
jeffreys a bit of a wiener but he hasnt beat any women and he hasnt told us what porn he jerks off to and he got astral to help fix the forums so hes doing a lot better. we will see if that continues though lol.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
KM was always very honest about taking all the money.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

now that roth is not a mod she can go sicko mode roasting the mods like sengoku from one piece. its the ultimate privilege of being an ex mod

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Further things on the wacky rear end last years:
- The whole FYAD troubles thing was December 2019 to early 2020, just ahead of time for everyone having to stay home
- In between the above and the ongoing troubles of Lowtax not being able to not hit women with practiced combos KM leaves the modship of TGRS to Fluffdaddy. Many of the regulars there flee for B&R too but because Fluffdaddy was not interested on using TGRS to litigate poo poo, nevetherless further witch hunts
- The month or two around February 2020 where QCS was modded by the QCS Bots (literally) and all posts had to be formatted like a legal document. Absolutely fail poo poo led by pedantic morons
- TGRS changes name to Minority Report somewhere after KM plans out her escape out
- April 2020 (or was it 2021????) and the forums coup "joke", probably from the same insane mind that brought to you the QCS Bots

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
this iteration of the sagas thread is :krad:

thanks folks

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

ArfJason posted:

gonna try and give you the (not very) short of a veeeeery long, good god this will take a bit:



-koalas march successfuly trolls lowtax's then wife by posting a pic of black people whipping white people picking cotton while MLK smiles in the sky.
-Lowtax makes the subforum "negrotown" for minority issues and appoints KM as a mod.
-negrotown amasses a small but devout following.
-[missing footage]
-a webcomics thread starts talking about WEAPONS BROWN, an epic bacon maddox style post apoc parody of charlie brown, where he fucks bitches and caps a bunch of comics characters. as bad as you imagine. The author posts on SA, turns out hes the exact kind of old school gbs guy whod make such a thing.
-qcs thread points out hes a hosed up weirdo. he gets in the thread and basically proves them right. He gets perma'd and people celebrate. Someone suggests checking FYAD next.
-KM's group, including CascadeBeta, henceforth referred to as Barney, check fyad.
-They find an LGBTQ thread, it was mostly skylark posting about things she found online. One of the posts was a meme about AGP (Autogynephilia, some lgbtq community term that is used in a hateful manner). Noone in there knows what it means, inluding JD, who thought it looked like fail. (this will be important later)
-it is xmas season so mods are slow to react about things. A QCS thread is made, poo poo blows the gently caress up. they accuse fyad of doxxing and harrassing the trans thread posters in negrotown, i think at this point rebranded The Minority Rapport.
-jay z's sedan, then permamod of fyad sees the accusations and makes light of them by saying "i absolutely wanna murder every tranny and human being i see. now time to open up qcs".
-people miss the point of this and take it at the most face value possible, a strategy that will be reused successfuly, and she gets permabanned.
-a lot of people get banned, and the km group, spearheaded by Barney, specifically target JD for being the mod of FYAD, and having "DONE. NOTHING.", despite being as ignorant of whatever the gently caress agp meant as pretty much everyone else.
-FYAD notice Barney's avatar, Suzy from Deltarune, looks like Barney the dinosaur, earning the moniker, and making jokes about KILLING BARNEY ala early 00s newgrounds flash games. This is taken to mean that Barney is now a slur. Some people get banned for posting Barney with the ban reason being "INTENDED SLUR".
-KM ominously mentions that shes been in talks with lowtax, and that if something specific doesnt happen she and a bunch of other mods will walk.
-Lowtax closes FYAD. Jack Daniels is permabanned. Jeffrey reveals much later that lowtax was gonna straight up delete it, but he disabled the functionality before he could.
-Vice notices and publishes an article where lowtax is interviewed, says it was basically "full of nazis". (funny aside, koalas march subtweets the vice twitter post about it and says she deserves credit for this lol)
-after a lot of poo poo that i dont exactly recall, FYAD is reopened under the modship of pog, who was promised fyad would return if he agreed to mod it.
-90% of fyad was banned and others refused to participate, making it so that the remaning fyads were swarmed by... ahem... supportive grey forumers, who did not help matters in the slightest.
-a thread is made about fondling hitlers cock and balls, which is taken at face value as genuine support of hitler somehow.
-someone gets banned over a post that not very subtly equated donald trump to hitler, but ebcause it wasnt spelled out in giant letters it went over the km crews head. Someone calls it an ironic racism megathread.
-Someone makes a thread called "The Genuine Racism Megathread". km crew points out the ironic racism megathread spawned a Genuine Racism Megathread as an actual example of racism.
-this new fyad, nicknamed Vichy Fyad lasts for like a week. Without JD and a bunch of the most notable posters like general anime, lucy and synthy, theres no point to it.
-Some km people make lists about secret fyad nazi alt accounts that love to harrass vulnerable trans posters, that includes me, some other fyad, and a bunch of unrelated posters, mostly of them turn out to be trans.
-Among the nonsense, it is revelaed that a dnd and or cspam mod idfk, party plane jones, was in a discord full of people posting much worse poo poo than fyad ever did, and even aprtook in some of it. KM said it was to get ahead of doxxes of Vulnerable Posters so that they could go dark, so she defended him. Its hysterical and he eventually puts his foot in his mouth and gets demodded.

-The big one. Lowtax gets accused once again of spousal abuse. starts banning people left and right. On new years hosts a stream where he bans people at the behest of random ppl in his stream chat. When hes told hes transphobic, he says he cant be, since he jerks off to trans porn. He also apparently ate peanut butter off of a battery. Nice.
-Jeffrey agrees to purchase the site ownership from lowtax for an untold sum of money.
-Most people believe that this is bullshit and that jeffrey will be just as bad as lowtax.
-a cspam poster called smarxist and a bunch of other people make the offsite Bread n Roses, to do Leftist Political Shitposting. It becomes a furry rp board within the week. smarxist leaves with an embarrassing BANME post, is kicked out of it days later by people like Barney, and comes back acting like nothing happened.
-a whole bunch of the km crew jumped ship, but the prevailing narrative is still that fyad is nazis. Koalas march leaves somewhere along teh way, i cant remember why or when exactly.
-after some time with the dust settled and fyad was reopened. finally, jd and a bunch of other posters get unbanned but getting the admins to do this was like pulling teeth. See "I think the jack daniels permaban was excessive"
-after a bunch of unhinged streams, and amidst lawsuits and money problems from mishandling cash, and failing to pay alimony, lowtax blows his brains out.
-a whole bunch of people come to figuratively piss on his grave.
-idk where exactly this fits on the timeline, but someone who posts in support of KM, Honey trap queen, is banned as an alt of KM. Inspecting her post history reveals she made a single initial post about star trek and then dedicated herself entirely to act as her own hypeman on an alt, even suggsting donating to her patreon, and that she should be elevated to mod and or admin.
-Everyone Learned their Lesson (mostly). The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace.

When hes told hes transphobic, he says he cant be, since he jerks off to trans porn. He also apparently ate peanut butter off of a battery

lol again

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
it's time to correct the record: agp is an inherently funny concept and it's okay to tell jokes about it

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
the big thing about lowtax being absent was when he would come back and try to swing his dick around and make a total mess of poo poo which i dont think jeffrey has done so far

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