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enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Feels Villeneuve posted:

was that infamous post about putting five dollars on the table and taking one off every time the server made a mistake from SA

I had some boomer gently caress do this to me when I was waiting tables years ago. Him, his wife, and what I assume was his embarrassed kids and grandkids. He put down down $20 is $1’s and said it was my tip but would take $1 away each time he wasn’t happy. I made it my goal to get that to $0, and I reached that goal pretty easily with that guy. Afterward, his kids apologized and tipped me 20% so it all still worked out.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

bike tory posted:

Should probably be able to set up your TV or the router it connects to the internet through to use an ad blocking DNS, but this wouldn't be perfect.

Won’t work for YouTube as they serve ads on the same domains as the actual content. The only way is $$$ or a custom client.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Hate to barge in and be a pedant here but cow tipping is not a thing. An entire rugby team couldn't tip over a cow, what makes you think 3 bored teenagers could? The cow will move out of the way first - it's not just going to stand there.

It makes about as much sense as horse tipping.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Listen here city boy, I don’t come to your stoop and tell you that you can’t hail a cab.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Valko posted:

Hate to barge in and be a pedant here but cow tipping is not a thing. An entire rugby team couldn't tip over a cow, what makes you think 3 bored teenagers could? The cow will move out of the way first - it's not just going to stand there.

It makes about as much sense as horse tipping.

I've personally tipped over a dozen, maybe hundreds of cows

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Mr. Crow posted:

I've personally tipped over a dozen, maybe hundreds of cows

Your mom doesn't count

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Valko posted:

Hate to barge in and be a pedant here but cow tipping is not a thing. An entire rugby team couldn't tip over a cow, what makes you think 3 bored teenagers could? The cow will move out of the way first - it's not just going to stand there.

It makes about as much sense as horse tipping.

You've been mishearing the term your entire life. It's Cow Tippling.

You get a cow real hosed up on alcohol, and it starts making white-russians straight from the udder, and dancing around going "Loo... look! Imma buffalo, BUFFALOOOOOOO!!"

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Oh oh oh, I missed YouTube ad chat. Is there an easy to get YouTube ads to stop on a smart tv?

Don't connect your tv to wifi.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

bike tory posted:

Should probably be able to set up your TV or the router it connects to the internet through to use an ad blocking DNS, but this wouldn't be perfect.

youtube ads come from the same servers as the videos themselves, so you can't block them with a pihole.
e:fb

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
I put a $10 in ones on the ground in front of the steer.

I take away a dollar each time it displeases me.

I am seldom displeased.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol at the guy who hasn't worked out how to tip a cow

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
The main problem is that cows lie down in the evenings, so there's no good reason to tip them for lying down on the job

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

O e lipu li pona

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I'm surprised that you don't know that there are new radio shows in Esperanto every week.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005





Love this

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






90s Cringe Rock posted:

I'm surprised that you don't know that there are new radio shows in Esperanto every week.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




https://abcnews.go.com/US/sheriff-warns-people-shooting-hurricane-irma/story?id=49741491

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
"What did Florida ever do to you, hurricane?" - says florida man who knows exactly what Florida did to deserve it.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Florida man is gluing himself to a surfboard (made from meth) to ride the hurricane (racistly).

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Mr. Crow posted:

I've personally tipped over a dozen, maybe hundreds of cows

slam whale holy grail

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BonHair posted:

Florida man is gluing himself to a surfboard (made from meth) to ride the hurricane (racistly).

in 1999 this was an onion headline

today it's real news that everyone is bored of seeing and doesn't even bother clicking on

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

I legit would lay awake at night worrying that the sun would explode at any second and I'd be asleep and not notice, as if there was something I could do about it

Took about 25 more years to learn I had an anxiety disorder

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker










Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Danaru posted:

I legit would lay awake at night worrying that the sun would explode at any second and I'd be asleep and not notice, as if there was something I could do about it

Took about 25 more years to learn I had an anxiety disorder

for me it was worrying about an ice age

i somehow got the idea that it could happen overnight, like one really bad blizzard and the house would be under two miles of ice and everyone would be dead. lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The peaches are free if you bring your own guns

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


This is how I see myself on discord:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Yeah, in the ‘90s it’d just be ninjas that would attack you

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


me, except frog instead of wolf

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Cartoon Man posted:

This is how I see myself on discord:



How I see myself on SA.

And Pornhub

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
and chaturbate.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


kalel posted:

me, except frog instead of wolf
how you see yourself:




actual you:

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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