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Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
my mom said magic the gathering IS a drug, and a sin

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Legendary water Pokemon Blake Bortles has called it quits.

https://twitter.com/BSSportsbook/status/1577516724483653633

Gonz fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Oct 5, 2022

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I can appreciate Irvin calling out Belichick and Harbaugh

https://twitter.com/marsv___/status/1576988010419081216

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Poor Jason Mendoza, he'll need a new hero to root for while in The Good Place.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Amy Pole Her posted:

I can appreciate Irvin calling out Belichick and Harbaugh

https://twitter.com/marsv___/status/1576988010419081216

Harbaugh is mad because McDaniel is a first year coach that is better than he is and gets more out of his talent and that makes him mad. He is an insecure know-nothing.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

Gonz posted:

Legendary water Pokemon Blake Bortles has called it quits.

https://twitter.com/BSSportsbook/status/1577516724483653633

His Good Place references will live on forever.

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

Gonz posted:

Legendary water Pokemon Blake Bortles has called it quits.

https://twitter.com/BSSportsbook/status/1577516724483653633



Legendary AFC Championship game appearing Blake Bortles, please. Have some respect.

That was a strange time, wasn't it.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

SKULL.GIF posted:

I thought it was really interesting that the Eagles and Cardinals apparently run near-identical offenses, and that there apparently is far more uniqueness/variance among defensive schemes than offensive schemes. Also, that the Raiders and Chiefs run similar defenses.

that may be interesting, and it may even be true, but it's not a comparison you can draw from that plot, because they don't say what they're measuring. kill pff

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Gonz posted:

Legendary water Pokemon Blake Bortles has called it quits.

https://twitter.com/BSSportsbook/status/1577516724483653633



I looked it up and that really is his real name.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Toaster Beef posted:

Thursday Night Football should be the sacrificial lamb game, clearing a lovely matchup out of the way for better matchups on Sunday and Monday — a hate-watch, viewed only by those who know the football is garbage but are powerless to resist its call.

A lot of words to say :sickos:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


blake bortles

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Power rankings as determined by the betting market:



Dolphins look very undervalued.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Raiders above the Vikings and Jags lol. Should be swapped.

Also Chargers should be down a notch.

Panthers should be at the bottom.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
News:
https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2022/10/5/23388511/tiktok-witches-tom-brady-career-gisele-nfl-buccaneers
Views: Witches are real and just in time for Halloween!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Raiders are in a hell division and also suck.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Raiders above the Vikings and Jags lol. Should be swapped.

That's probably just a side-effect of playing in Vegas. I wonder if the weekly lines have been tilted in the Raiders' favor for the same reason

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
This is some real PFF top graded Geno Smith erasure happening.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Power rankings as determined by the betting market:



Dolphins look very undervalued.

This is some real PFF top graded Geno Smith erasure happening.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dolphins are probably in for some poo poo considering their QB might not be able to play again.

Nervous posted:

This is some real PFF top graded Geno Smith erasure happening.


It's just analyzing the actual betting lines casinos are using.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
These are so good. Fitting to go back to this era too.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1577664742906281986?s=20&t=pYg9vf3Be5e8QL9mIXeT0A

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

Dolphins are probably in for some poo poo considering their QB might not be able to play again.

I'd be shocked if this happened. I don't think Tua is going to voluntarily walk away from football, and dudes are rarely forced into retirement because of lasting effects from brain trauma.

Jordan Reed is all I can think of.

Kuechly and Borland both retired on their own volition.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Kalli posted:

Dolphins are probably in for some poo poo considering their QB might not be able to play again.
I think you'll see him back in a couple of weeks.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

I think you'll see him back in a couple of weeks.

Same. I think by the Steelers game.

Teddy will start against the Jets and Vikings.

Also, just to be totally clear, none of my posts are a comment on what I think Tua should do.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ehud posted:

I'd be shocked if this happened. I don't think Tua is going to voluntarily walk away from football, and dudes are rarely forced into retirement because of lasting effects from brain trauma.

Jordan Reed is all I can think of.

Kuechly and Borland both retired on their own volition.

Sam Shields got badly concussed, missed like three seasons because no one would touch him, played a season with the Rams, then was out of the league.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Only on this forum do you have to really make that disclosure lol
Who will be this week's Tag/Brate/Hig

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I mean I think he will come back, but immediately declaring him out for this week the second games ended has me expecting him to be done for awhile. Dude sustained a truly brutal head injury.

Heck, the concussion guy gave an interview to TMZ begging Tua to retire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-assD0bmQ

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

SKULL.GIF posted:

Power rankings as determined by the betting market:



Dolphins look very undervalued.

Would a college QB do this??

https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/1577638483895590912?t=xT17u4sG2bbgiv76Zwv9Jw&s=19

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I'm happy for Geno just because it annoys the hell out of everyone but Rosenthal on Around the NFL

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

Greggs Geno simping has been a funny bit that has gotten hilarious now he’s putting up numbers

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Nintendo 49ers posted:

Legendary AFC Championship game appearing Blake Bortles, please. Have some respect.

That was a strange time, wasn't it.

That game was probably rigged and Bortles should have gotten his Rex Grossman moment in the Super Bowl.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Kalli posted:

I mean I think he will come back, but immediately declaring him out for this week the second games ended has me expecting him to be done for awhile. Dude sustained a truly brutal head injury.

Heck, the concussion guy gave an interview to TMZ begging Tua to retire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-assD0bmQ

He’s given that same speech to almost every player. No way Tua retires. He should - for all injury concerns - especially the concussions, but he’s just not built for this game. Which is a shame because he really does perform like a beast in this offense.

The game being violent and causing life altering injuries is hardly a revelation to people who watch, including everyone here. It’s just a few people want to pretend it isn’t, that this is an absolute outlier! And outrage! All /because we throw up foam helmet covers and have hypocritical head coaches pretend it doesn’t occur every year.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

SKULL.GIF posted:

Power rankings as determined by the betting market:



Dolphins look very undervalued.

http://powerrankingsguru.com/nfl/strength-of-schedule.php

the Dolphins are 3-1 despite having the toughest schedule so far and also have the 2nd easiest schedule for the rest of the year. if Tua is healthy in a few weeks, it seems like a good idea to bet on the Miami Dolphins

also lol @ the Eagles having the easiest remaining schedule in football (also one of the easiest to start)

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ehud posted:

I'd be shocked if this happened. I don't think Tua is going to voluntarily walk away from football, and dudes are rarely forced into retirement because of lasting effects from brain trauma.

Jordan Reed is all I can think of.

Kuechly and Borland both retired on their own volition.

Didn't Pat White get forced to retire after that one hit

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Didn't Pat White get forced to retire after that one hit

he played (or tried to) for a few years after it. he never started again mainly because he was awful

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

How about they wear throwbacks to when they were good - Brady era uniforms.

Ehud posted:

I'd be shocked if this happened. I don't think Tua is going to voluntarily walk away from football, and dudes are rarely forced into retirement because of lasting effects from brain trauma.

Jordan Reed is all I can think of.

Kuechly and Borland both retired on their own volition.

Kevin Kolb
Trent Green
Coming Soon: Tua

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Andrew Luck half counts.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cole Beasley has refused one last shot

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1577693672333877249

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

He is taking a moral stand for the sanctity of marriage and family in the face of Brady’s blasphemous behavior.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Was catching exactly one pass from Brady on his bucket list or something.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

tua so good he’s got pats fans fantasizing about brain trauma related retirement :smugdog:










:smith:

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Time for his career as a lovely rapper on the conservative speaking circuit.

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