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BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

KitConstantine posted:

Paging Mr.Nice to the thread for a lawyer-pinion if possible lol

I bet he's off ~doing his job~ or something :rolleyes:

Lawyers generally get very wide latitude in closing arguments. The jury is specifically instructed, and when I give a closing I repeatedly remind them, that arguments of counsel are not evidence. The purpose of closing is to argue reasonable inferences from the evidence, and convince the jury that your proposed reasonable inference is the most reasonable.

An example may help. Suppose in a bank robbery case there is evidence that the suspect wore a green and black mask to rob the bank, and the defendant was caught wearing a green and black mask. A prosecutor may argue that a reasonable inference from those two bits of evidence is that the defendant robbed the bank. The masks match. A defense attorney may argue that a reasonable inference from his client wearing a mask is that there's a pandemic going on and everyone wears masks, and for all we know those green and black ones are for sale 10/$10 at the local Piggly Wiggly. In neither of those arguments are the lawyers, strictly speaking, telling the truth or not telling the truth. They're arguing.

Closing arguments are about what the evidence was and what conclusions the jury can draw. As long as the arguments of counsel generally (and loosely) stay within what the evidence was, and generally (loosely) stay within the bounds of realistic inferences, then the attorneys can go ham. Closing arguments are, quite frankly, a lot of fun sometimes.

As the judge pointed out, personal digs at the other attorney are frowned upon. But they happen all the time. Lawyers at this level need to have their big boy pants on. The judge needs to do what she can to keep it down but an old fart lawyer like Pattis doesn't give a gently caress about things like objections. He's walked through every objection. He built in pauses in his arguments expecting the other party to object. As long as he blurts out his point before the objection then it's within the rules of the game. This happens all the time.

Did he do anything particularly sanctionable? I would guess not, at least not looking at the closing argument in a vacuum. Maybe in the context of the rest of the case, where the judge was constantly telling him to knock it off with the personal attacks, maybe he'll get sanctioned. But I've seen (and been targeted with) much more personal attacks than what Pattis just did.

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

I imagine the judge would be more willing to accept your awful client didn't reflect upon you if your conduct as an attorney was impeccable.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

KitConstantine posted:

Paging Mr.Nice to the thread for a lawyer-pinion if possible lol

I bet he's off ~doing his job~ or something :rolleyes:

I mean, Pattis is doing what he can with what he can. He knows there is really no defense for Jones’ actions, and as much as possible wants to poison the jury to acquit his client. His actions are definitely not standard because you rarely have sustained objections during opening and closing let alone a judge having to stop you mid presentation to admonish you.

Pattis is really in a tough position, but I have zero sympathy for him. He’s getting paid a lot of loving money to be in that position, and his suffering is 100% his own fault. gently caress em.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Jedi425 posted:

Yeah, they knew who they were taking on.

Not a lawyer, but AFAIK in a more sane case/trial, if a client were to suddenly lose their minds and go Alex Jones, counsel could file a Motion to Withdraw, which is basically them pulling the ejection handle.

The judge doesn't have to grant it, mind.

No judge is every letting a lawyer withdraw mid-trial. Typically motions to withdraw coincide with a replacement of counsel. Judges will liberally grant that so long as you’re far enough away from trial.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ElegantFugue posted:

I don't have the links handy but people earlier in the thread had videos and stuff to confirm that Pattis is just a lovely human being even ignoring any aspect of his lawyer work, so feel free to be completely unfair to him, he worked hard to deserve it


EDIT: Something I've been wondering about, the Jury decides damages, yeah? What happens if they come back and say something like, "we find Jones so impossibly guilty that we award the defendants 600 billion dollars each." Does the Judge adjust that down to the amount of money Jones is known to have at time of sentencing? Do the defendants just get carte blanche to take anything the bankruptcy courts can wring out for the next ten years? Does Jones go to Forever Jail?

I too would like a lawyer type goon answer for this

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

funeral home DJ posted:

Serious question for those familiar with the court system: if you’re a lawyer and you’ve been working with a client who seems reasonable, but in the court room suddenly becomes a meth-fueled chimpanzee with vise-grips clamped on to its balls, what can you do to not end up with the judge ripping you to shreds? Can you approach the bench and tell the judge that your client has lost their mind and that you have no ability to control it?

Man I’d be terrified of having someone come in with a tough case and do a lot of preparation and arguments only to see the client hold an impromptu press conference outside the courtroom calling the judge a Zionist lizard-woman bent on enslaving kids and then call the jurors a bunch of corrupt people paid off to be part of the system.

Jones’s lawyers are complete morons though so lol at them for being that fuckin’ stupid.

From my recollection: The lawyer quits and tell the judge. Which delays the court proceedings annoying everybody. Then the same thing happens again. And again. And again. With progressively crazier lawyers each time.

And that is the story of how Pattis got hired.

Troubadour
Mar 1, 2001
Forum Veteran

Jedi425 posted:

Yeah, they knew who they were taking on.

Not a lawyer, but AFAIK in a more sane case/trial, if a client were to suddenly lose their minds and go Alex Jones, counsel could file a Motion to Withdraw, which is basically them pulling the ejection handle.

The judge doesn't have to grant it, mind.

It might be worth noting that Pattis did file a motion to withdraw between the Texas verdict and the start of the CT trial (IIRC). It was not granted because the Jones team has switched lawyers a million times already and it was clearly dilatory.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Tunicate posted:

I imagine the judge would be more willing to accept your awful client didn't reflect upon you if your conduct as an attorney was impeccable.

Judges generally don’t hold lovely clients against lawyers so long as the lawyers themselves are not behaving in a lovely fashion. I don’t know if Judge Bellis will personally sanction him or just hand it off to the state bar disciplinary committee, but Norm is getting some post-trial slap on the wrist one way or another. He’s also retirement age and probably doesn’t give a gently caress if his ticket gets punched or not.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

To clarify, I meant that *Mr. Nice* was off doing his job, not Norm, and was trying to make a joke because we can't all spend the whole day watching some one else's lawsuit

I'm sure Norm considered what he did his job

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Outrail posted:

I too would like a lawyer type goon answer for this

An unreasonable verdict will be reduced by the judge as a matter of law. If she doesn’t, an appellate court will as well. There are various guidelines in each state, and I cannot at all speak to CT’s. A billion in damages is probably going to be reduced. A hundred million in damages will probably stand.

Either way, the verdict here is just heading to the bankruptcy court in the SD TX as the value of each plaintiff’s loss, and they’ll get paid out based upon whatever restructuring plan the court approves.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

KitConstantine posted:

To clarify, I meant that *Mr. Nice* was off doing his job, not Norm, and was trying to make a joke because we can't all spend the whole day watching some one else's lawsuit

I'm sure Norm considered what he did his job

I’m actually holding my office hours for my business stats class at the moment so no big deal! I did miss plaintiff’s closing, though.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

LifeSunDeath posted:

.

oh here's another one, lol wealth gorilla:


That doesnt look like alex, alex doesn’t ever look that happy and peaceful. Maybe that could be a straight-haired George Wendt?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
Seems like it's back up.

Faust IX
Nov 6, 2009
Ahahahaha thank god Koskof is having fun.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Plaintiffs’ rebuttal going.

Jedi425
Dec 6, 2002

THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT

Troubadour posted:

It might be worth noting that Pattis did file a motion to withdraw between the Texas verdict and the start of the CT trial (IIRC). It was not granted because the Jones team has switched lawyers a million times already and it was clearly dilatory.

Haha, that's right, I totally forgot about that. I wonder how he took it?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Norm made one mistake - he miscalculated how much I know about Dennis the Menace.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
"If he's a prophet he's a false prophet, and there are some biblical figures we could compare him to, but we don't need to go there."

Ha, zing.

Faust IX
Nov 6, 2009
"I know you guys got this...but I got 30 minutes left."

Worth it.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
So another 25 minutes of Koskoff. Probably a lot of jury instructions before they go to their room. A little time for them to settle in and select one of them to be the jury foreperson. Fewer jurors than normal will probably help speed things up but far more plaintiffs.

I'm hoping they are locked in by end of day tomorrow.

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Have they said how much money the plaintiffs should get yet?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
:911:

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Koskoff: I was a mess when I walked in here

:)

He seems to have settled in some over the course of the last few weeks. I haven't watched much since Jones was on the stand.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Openly making GBS threads on Pattis’ defense. Hell yeah.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Charles Manson time

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Sucks that I’m listening to Koskof and hearing in real time Alex screaming “THEY SAID I DID A GENOCIDE THEY SAID I KILLED PEOPLE”

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
LOL calling jones and his ilk a terrorist cell of crackpots.

Faust IX
Nov 6, 2009
Please dear god tell me he's going to say Jones is like Kingpin, except inept and insane.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
this guy is really bad at getting a slam dunk concept across, he's rambling.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
nothing compared to the trash fire earlier but i imagine anyone would have some difficulty speaking well in a case of this caliber

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


I dunno, I'm liking his emotion, the quivering voice. He seems to be getting the family's pain across, even if he does ramble on occasion.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
WHERE IS HE!

Now thats how you twist the knife.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
he's just gonna appeal this right?

Faust IX
Nov 6, 2009
Yeah, this has to be the single best closing argument I've heard in years. Pathos and logos working together in beautiful harmony there.

And that was the way to talk. loving angry, but holding back.

I couldn't be more proud of the plaintiffs if they tried.

edit: oh poo poo he's actually shaking a bit. This really got to him.

Faust IX fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Oct 6, 2022

kzin602
May 14, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Baron von Eevl posted:

It's just impulse control issues, everything he does. Is just unmanaged ADD and he self medicates with stimulants made from beetroot and bill testicle extract.

He's laundering right wing talking points through conspiracy theories. That's it.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



LifeSunDeath posted:

he's just gonna appeal this right?

Hard to appeal a default. They'd have to show an error of law and when the error is that you're a dumbass, appeals courts aren't going to give you another shot.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

he's just gonna appeal this right?

He's going to dine on this for at least the next year or two, crying constantly how the Deep State Soros reverse vampire reptilian mole people got to him.
And he needs donations or brain juices bought to counter them.
I would be surprised if there wasn't a CHUD fund raiser set up minutes after judgement.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Hell yeah. Driving home the point he’s already calling the jury actors, the judge is a cabal employee, etc.

Is he allowed to say something along the lines of ‘what would happen if Alex sets his spotlight on you, the jurors?’ or is that implying a threat to a jury? I would imagine that’s against court rules, but also I would lose my mind if Jones’ listeners were stalking me.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

Random Stranger posted:

Hard to appeal a default. They'd have to show an error of law and when the error is that you're a dumbass, appeals courts aren't going to give you another shot.

Anyone know the CT rule for how much of the judgment Alex would have to post as bond in order to appeal?

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

red19fire posted:

Hell yeah. Driving home the point he’s already calling the jury actors, the judge is a cabal employee, etc.

Is he allowed to say something along the lines of ‘what would happen if Alex sets his spotlight on you, the jurors?’ or is that implying a threat to a jury? I would imagine that’s against court rules, but also I would lose my mind if Jones’ listeners were stalking me.

I wouldn't put it past the fucker to dox the jurors.
"Oh look someone leaked their names and addresses, lets look through their links to the Clinton Jade Helm Fema Death Gay Frog Camps!"

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