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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Rectal Placenta posted:

Turns out he was playing with stinky poop butt too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmKvpD1ZdGg

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syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Yes, Torn ligaments, well known for the side effect of making you never look towards the wide open receiver who could have walked into the endzone had you thrown him the ball. Poor Russ, playing through these injuries and trying to be a hero. Can't wait till he's 100% and ready to go and cook.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Though it is far to little to late, I'm happy at least something was done to the concussion protocol

Rectal Placenta posted:

Turns out he was playing with stinky poop butt too.

And apparently SPB now qualifies for being taken off the field on a cart ala Metcalf

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

syzpid posted:

Yes, Torn ligaments, well known for the side effect of making you never look towards the wide open receiver who could have walked into the endzone had you thrown him the ball. Poor Russ, playing through these injuries and trying to be a hero. Can't wait till he's 100% and ready to go and cook.

I cant link directly to the youtube link so excuse the Reddit link, but Berry calling out the team's strategy is kinda wild (assuming of course the top comment isnt correct and he didn't have inside info he was using just to gently caress with Wilson for some reason)

edit would probably help if I posted it, eh?

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/xz6l54/highlight_matthew_berry_predicts_on_friday_there/

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 13:32 on Oct 9, 2022

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

e: how the gently caress did this end up here

Alaois fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Oct 9, 2022

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Mr. Significantly Limited

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.c...n-sunday-night/

Name for future NetFlix Docuseries on the NFLs atrocious history with concussions - "Shoulder Is the New Back"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Russ has been downgraded from cook to reheat leftovers.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Silly Burrito posted:

Russ has been downgraded from cook to reheat leftovers.

Sandwich Artist®

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Is there a GDT for the early game?

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022


now here's a club nobody wants to be a member of

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1579118099189862402

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.


Oh my god Chicago.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ravens second year in a row least-healthy

ed: also yeah the Bears are this terrible with everyone there

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

Ravens second year in a row least-healthy

They should rise throughout the season hopefully. Stanley is back this week, Gus Edwards is practicing again, hopefully Bowser gets back soon. Of course they will probably be replaced with three new season-ending injuries

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

the Dolphins are somehow only 12th on the BangBUS score

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Barudak posted:

Just put a team in Canada, a team in Mexico city, and then I dunno <rolls dice> one in Rio De Janeiro

Legit talk, I don't understand why the NFL is ignoring places closer to home in favor of Europe

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Sanchez keeps ending his statements with the kind of voice that implies he's going to continue talking and it's driving me insane.

e: wrong thread, my bad

sirtommygunn fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Oct 9, 2022

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Whenever the prospect of an expansion or team relocation comes up i always think about the PS2 Madden games that, for some reason, let you relocate teams to places like Montpelier, Vermont

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shinji2015 posted:

Legit talk, I don't understand why the NFL is ignoring places closer to home in favor of Europe

Toronto, Montreal, Mexico City, and uhhhhhhhhhhhh Guadalajara. There we go.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm looking forward to a player getting pulled from a game due to the new concussion protocol but seen sitting in the bench looking ok as their team loses, then in the postgame press conference saying "we could've won if I was out there."

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


yup, this is why the saints suck, injuries.. thats all, i promise not the lovely rear end qb that doesnt understand consent

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Toronto, Montreal, Mexico City, and uhhhhhhhhhhhh Guadalajara. There we go.

That's fair

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
the canadians have their own league to hold them over until hockey starts

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Toronto, Montreal, Mexico City, and uhhhhhhhhhhhh Guadalajara. There we go.

Havana

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Alaois posted:

Whenever the prospect of an expansion or team relocation comes up i always think about the PS2 Madden games that, for some reason, let you relocate teams to places like Montpelier, Vermont

Man, imagine if they really did put an NFL team in a small New England town.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Only Goodell could go to Cuba

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Really excited for tonight’s SNf game. Great matchup, star QBs, divisional, can’t wait

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

pickett pickett pickett

pickett

there, I've summarized the local Pittsburgh news and radio for you

You're welcome

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Ugly Tony posted:

the canadians have their own league to hold them over until NFL starts
CFL is football methadone

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


there is something that is at least a little funny about trubisky getting Glennoned.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The New York Football Giants are 4-1 and there's a nonzero chance the NFC East sends three teams to the playoffs.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Strength of schedule can eat an rear end same with win probability all of its made by losers to cope with DA GMENNN BABYYYYY

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mega64 posted:

The New York Football Giants are 4-1 and there's a nonzero chance the NFC East sends three teams to the playoffs.

This is unnatural. This is wrong.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Doltos posted:

Strength of schedule can eat an rear end same with win probability all of its made by losers to cope with DA GMENNN BABYYYYY

Stats can't track clutch.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I'm glad the NFC east is good since they're gonna be on TV a lot no matter what.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

Ehud posted:

I'm glad the NFC east is good since they're gonna be on TV a lot no matter what.

interestingly the Giants do not have another primetime game this year

however at this rate it is quite possible that week 18's game against the Eagles could be flexed

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

epic bacon posted:

interestingly the Giants do not have another primetime game this year

however at this rate it is quite possible that week 18's game against the Eagles could be flexed

But the Broncos are somehow playing in primetime every week for the rest of the year

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

well poo poo

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Alaois posted:

But the Broncos are somehow playing in primetime every week for the rest of the year

good, it's easier to see my horsies that way

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