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Sticky
Jan 1, 2006

Pornhub. XTube. I know these names, better than I know my own grandmothers.
Are they keeping the Opium Den and Build your own Crepe Station?

edit: terrible snipe

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Alright it's time to get serious, no more nose candy for the coaches.

LightReaper
May 3, 2007

https://twitter.com/agetzenberg/status/1580228625395159041?s=46&t=s-M1VsLFq4SZyoCyv0B2Eg

loving YEAH!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

is pepsi ok posted:

Alright it's time to get serious, no more nose candy for the coaches.

no wonder they couldn't land Payton

Schiavona
Oct 8, 2008

whatis posted:

this poo poo is always so funny to me because it meant a room full of adults had a serious, closed-door conversation about whether or not a ping pong table is going to prevent them from achieving greatness or whatever and then they somberly broke the news to a larger room filled with even more adults

Arguably, NFL players, who are predominantly in their early and mid twenties and who haven’t had to operate outside of a structured football environment where all of their needs were fully for fifteen years, are barely adults.

A family member is in payroll for a team and they’ve told me it’s hilarious how many calls they get from a players parent asking for them to re-cut a game check because the player lost it, often weeks or more before.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
https://twitter.com/MadGlab/status/1580228935883055105
Down to two short term injuries. The Steelers did the team a big favour by being crap and giving them a quasi rest week prior to the most important game of the season.

There's still Marquez Steveson and Ike Boettger to come off IR, plus Hyde, Doyle and Crowder done for the season. Not sure if there's room for Andre Smith once he comes of the naught step.

Nosre
Apr 16, 2002


https://twitter.com/MarkDanielsPJ/status/1580229226959376389

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Belichick: What do I look like? A football coach??

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Miami this is how champions win

https://twitter.com/MattParrino/sta...ingawful.com%2F

I’m way more embarrassed now

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I think Belichick likes Zappe more than Mac.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.

Diva Cupcake posted:

I think Belichick likes Zappe more than Mac.
He can't look at Mac and not have flashback to the Bills' seven consecutive touchdowns or Hyde's interception. He's secretly resented him ever since.

It's like a threesome in a marriage where the wife realised the other guy had a bigger cock and was a better lover. She now dreams of a divorce and spends her days flirting with the pool guy.

Pablo Bluth fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Oct 12, 2022

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...

Pablo Bluth posted:

He can't look at Mac and not have flashback to the Bills' seven consecutive touchdowns or Hyde's interception. He's secretly resented him ever since.

It's like a threesome in a marriage where the wife realised the other guy had a bigger cock and was a better lover. She now dreams of a divorce and spends her days flirting with the pool guy.

I'm worried for how specific this is. Do you want to talk about it? PM me. Also, a photo of your wife.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Tua taking too many ping pong shots to the head. Gotta be safe.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Bailey blows back bill's bussy better, mac must mount matt

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Amy Pole Her posted:

Honestly I’ve had the exact same discussions with our senior director and our EVP at Nextera. We had a 30 minute meeting to discuss removing the ping pong table in the break room they had put in a few years back. Corporate!

my company added video games to our corporate wellness benefit this year. every employee's first $1000 spent on video games is covered.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Fate Accomplice posted:

my company added video games to our corporate wellness benefit this year. every employee's first $1000 spent on video games is covered.

See that’s brilliant so I applaud that. They’d never ever be that forward thinking

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Miami this is how champions win

https://twitter.com/MattParrino/sta...ingawful.com%2F

I’m way more embarrassed now

Perhaps they wouldn’t have blown that lead in 13 seconds if Micah Hyde wasn’t thinking about retaking first place in cornhole when they got back to Buffalo?

Yard games are for closers.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
That locker room looks and sounds like so much fun though. First the Josh Allen videos now this.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Winning creates culture.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

mcmagic posted:

Winning creates culture.

Even if that is a culture of abuse like in New England

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah that doesn’t sound fun like Buffalo does and based on what I heard from a former patriot, Belichicks the anti fun

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Patriot players can play whatever games they want in the locker room as long as that game is lacrosse.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



mcmagic posted:

Winning creates culture.

Yeah, and I mean Buffalo's locker room has those ammenities, because it's Buffalo, yeah no poo poo guys want to hang out and play Ping Pong when the alternative is drunk @ Applebees.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Just watched Dolphins/Jets. Zach Wilson looked like a quarterback that would be described as a "promising rookie" if it was his first NFL game. So, a massive leap forward and above my expectations for him, although he wasn't asked to do a ton. And obviously his arm looks great.

The Dolphins looked pretty lovely but the final score was a bit misleading. I didn't think Skylar looked all that different from how I'd expect Bridgewater to look.

Been thinking about workshopping a broad hot take about Garrett Wilson since he didn't do anything in this one game I watched. Will continue to monitor the situation.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Kalli posted:

Yeah, and I mean Buffalo's locker room has those ammenities, because it's Buffalo, yeah no poo poo guys want to hang out and play Ping Pong when the alternative is drunk @ Applebees.

the bills players would play less cornhole if there were more museums and a better symphony orchestra in buffalo. it's tragic i agree

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



whatis posted:

the bills players would play less cornhole if there were more museums and a better symphony orchestra in buffalo. it's tragic i agree

Maybe when Buffalo has a place with the prestige of Kowloon they'll be able to cut back on all the cornhole.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Josh Allen is a big dumb Labrador puppy.

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1579992107225604096

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Not much of a concern means there’s some concern. Give us Jordan Love!! :getin:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1580261865522798592?s=46&t=9oV7qPraRvP6E_Gs27pwgg

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Why would you want a symphony orchestra when you have Griselda :confused:

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Professor Funk posted:

Not much of a concern means there’s some concern. Give us Jordan Love!! :getin:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1580261865522798592?s=46&t=9oV7qPraRvP6E_Gs27pwgg

The Jets win will 10 games against backup quarterbacks this year.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

fsif posted:

Been thinking about workshopping a broad hot take about Garrett Wilson since he didn't do anything in this one game I watched. Will continue to monitor the situation.
Is the broad hot take that Zach should throw him the ball more often? Because that's mine. His separation is already elite; he just doesn't have the volume yet.

https://twitter.com/SethWalder/status/1579874104567803907

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The broad hot take is something like "the Great Ones find a way."

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

sirtommygunn posted:

The Jets win will 10 games against backup quarterbacks this year.

Ah, the 2021 Dolphins method of obtaining a winning record.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

TheBizzness posted:

Ah, the 2021 Dolphins method of obtaining a winning record.

Your terms are acceptable

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Hour long JT O'Sullivan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlGlCrt3zMA

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

Kalli posted:

Yeah, and I mean Buffalo's locker room has those ammenities, because it's Buffalo, yeah no poo poo guys want to hang out and play Ping Pong when the alternative is drunk @ Applebees.

I’m pretty sure there isn’t an applebee’s inside city limits, but the stadium is in orchard park. If they put it downtown the alternative would be drunk @ the pink or on chippewa which are much more competitive

whatis posted:

the bills players would play less cornhole if there were more museums and a better symphony orchestra in buffalo. it's tragic i agree

the philharmonic is not that bad :mad:

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Toronto isn't that far away if players really wanted to get away but the truth is the Bills players really do genuinely like each other and actually choose to hang around and play ping pong and sing karaoke and hang out together.

I give McDermott credit for it, although it could be a happy accident, but the players at this point are the driving force of practically everything including the culture/swagger of the team.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Met way more Buffalo folks in Niagara than Toronto oddly enough

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Quinnen has ascended to the tier below Aaron Donald. Lawson and JFM dominating.

https://twitter.com/PFF_Moo/status/1580304899811971081

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1580231082611707905?s=46&t=t8lk4BJbq6c6J5ye-12LDg

https://twitter.com/marcel_lj/status/1580210914040500224?s=46&t=D_4WPENZf70mjqsJYLfjhg

https://twitter.com/Marcel_LJ/status/1580240349620232194

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