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B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Kalli posted:

So, like we know Alex Jones has spent years nakedly hiding all his money in shell companies, and in a just society that would be quickly smacked down, but has anything come of that? Or are all these verdicts just running up the score on something that'll never pay out?

The gov put someone in charge of his companies finances. He can't hide money anymore

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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Apologies for getting some of these names misspelled. Missed some monetary amounts as well

Parker: Total 120 million
Wheeler: Total 55 million
Francine Wheeler: Missed this
Braden: $28 million
Mark Braden: 57 million
Nicole Hockley: 73.6 million
Ian Hockley: 81.6 million
Jennifer Hensel: 52 million
Dawn Soto: 48 million
Carly Soto: 66 million
Carlos Soto: 57 million
Jillian Soto: 68 million
William Aldenburg: 90 million
Erica Lafferty: 76 million
William Sherlack: 36 million

Atty's fees: Jury found that Jones and FSS should be awarded at a later date

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Count Rodney Parker
60mil
60mil

Count Mr. Wheeler
25mil
30mil

Count Mrs. Wheeler
24mil
30mil

Count Jacqueline Barden
10mil
18.8mil

Count Mark Barden
25mil
32.6mil

Count Nichole Hackley
32mil
41.6mil

Count Ian Hackley
38mil
43.6mil

Count Jen Hensell
21mil
31mil

Count Donna Soto
18mil
30mil

Count Carley Soto
30mil
36mil

Count Carlos Soto
18.6mil
39mil

Count Jillian Soto
30mil
38.8mil

Count William Aldenberg (FBI agent)
45mil
45mil

Count Erica Lafferty
18mil
58mil

Count William Sherlack
9mil
27mil

Count attorneys fees and costs
Yes

BigHead fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Oct 12, 2022

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

So, like we know Alex Jones has spent years nakedly hiding all his money in shell companies, and in a just society that would be quickly smacked down, but has anything come of that? Or are all these verdicts just running up the score on something that'll never pay out?

His bankruptcy proceedings were not going well, and an independent party was being put in charge of his finances

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

B-Rock452 posted:

The gov put someone in charge of his companies finances. He can't hide money anymore

They are also working on unwinding and finding all the funny places he hid money; he's not a very smart man

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
unreal

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kalli posted:

So, like we know Alex Jones has spent years nakedly hiding all his money in shell companies, and in a just society that would be quickly smacked down, but has anything come of that? Or are all these verdicts just running up the score on something that'll never pay out?

Info wars is now being run by a state proxy and Alex was not very subtle with his money moving

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


965 million total unless there's more to come

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
965 million total!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
are they reading this again or is it more money?

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Grand Fromage posted:

965 million total unless there's more to come

holy... poo poo... balls

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Grand Fromage posted:

Total so far $636.6 million

Holy poo poo. I thought they go $150 mil tops. This is awesome.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


LifeSunDeath posted:

are they reading this again or is it more money?

The first two are the same numbers so I think it's just repeating

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grand Fromage posted:

965 million total unless there's more to come

holy loving poo poo :wow:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
haha awesome

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
so which court case gets first dibs on his money? do all the verdicts get percentaged out?

JaneError
Feb 4, 2016

how would i even breathe on the moon?
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1580282516111781888?s=20&t=bxL3cZDK1tvynQUopbTKnQ

lol lmao

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


So is this not capped at all like the last one was?

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Wait, so are these judgements actually going to be enforced (pending appeal) due to CUPTA? Or is this similar to Texas where it seems very impressive until you realize there's a stringent cap?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Scipiotik posted:

This is just compensatory? Or is it punitive as well?

That’s just attorneys fees.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

ilmucche posted:

so which court case gets first dibs on his money? do all the verdicts get percentaged out?

That is what bankruptcy decides

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Grand Fromage posted:

The first two are the same numbers so I think it's just repeating

Nevermind

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

:supaburn: lmao hope he actually has to pay all of this

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

So is this not capped at all like the last one was?

Nope.

Faust IX
Nov 6, 2009
it's not just the $939 million.

We have not done PUNITIVE DAMAGES

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

So is this not capped at all like the last one was?

Seconded. I barely drink, but ihavr a bottle of wine and I'd hate to pop it to celebrate only to then learn that there's a cap and in reality his punishment will be "Your penalty will be to pay taxes as if you lived in Germany for this year"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

So is this not capped at all like the last one was?

Correct, normally it would be capped but there's a loophole that has to do with the fact that he was profiting off the lies by selling beetroot boner pills or whatever I think making it fall under unfair business practices.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Baron von Eevl posted:

Correct, normally it would be capped but there's a loophole that has to do with the fact that he was profiting off the lies by selling beetroot boner pills or whatever I think making it fall under unfair business practices.

Well, now I kind of want to listen to Alex's live broadcast right now.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Faust IX posted:

it's not just the $939 million.

We have not done PUNITIVE DAMAGES

The judge decides punitive

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



OneMoreTime posted:

Apologies for getting some of these names misspelled. Missed some monetary amounts as well

Parker: Total 120 million
Wheeler: Total 55 million
Francine Wheeler: Missed this
Braden: $28 million
Mark Braden: 57 million
Nicole Hockley: 73.6 million
Ian Hockley: 81.6 million
Jennifer Hensel: 52 million
Dawn Soto: 48 million
Carly Soto: 66 million
Carlos Soto: 57 million
Jillian Soto: 68 million
William Aldenburg: 90 million
Erica Lafferty: 76 million
William Sherlack: 36 million

Atty's fees: Jury found that Jones and FSS should be awarded at a later date

I don't care if Jones tries every stupid trick in the book to avoid paying a dime, today is good.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

OneMoreTime posted:

Well, now I kind of want to listen to Alex's live broadcast right now.
He's fake laughing and saying that they'll never get a dime

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
wonder if jones still thinks this is a hologram or whatever

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



So they're going to find Alex dead in his studio tomorrow when he drank himself to death, aren't they?

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Froghammer posted:

He's fake laughing and saying that they'll never get a dime

Ah good, glad to see I'm not missing anything

Faust IX
Nov 6, 2009

Baron von Eevl posted:

Correct, normally it would be capped but there's a loophole that has to do with the fact that he was profiting off the lies by selling beetroot boner pills or whatever I think making it fall under unfair business practices.

By the Soto family, who are having their names being read out, from Soto Vs. Bushmaster, which made the CUTPA argument successful, but I don't think they could have ever expected this gathering of fellow families.

And Jones is so absolutely hosed. Everyone at that studio is fired.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

He's going to have to really bump up the price of his boner pills for a few weeks.

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Drudge is evil again.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Froghammer posted:

He's fake laughing and saying that they'll never get a dime

Lol he is gonna get his poo poo pushed in so hard and it's fantastic. Die destitute under a bridge fucker

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
rot in hell jones

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
And what's the significance of this being "defamation and slander past and future"? does that mean that if jones continues to go after them on his show they can't do anything?

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