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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lmao wow I kinda knew Helwani was a shmuck but I didn't think he was willing to be this blatantly bought and paid for.

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

The_Rob posted:

Lmao look all I asked was something about a potential ongoing legal thing that he’s probably not really at liberty to talk about. Also you’re a bitch anyway and I never even wanted to date you.

He recently interviewed HHH and as you can probably guess he didn’t ask about what Vince did or how HHH felt about it.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

He's also lying through his teeth about that being the worst interview considering the poo poo he went through with the UFC. Maybe the dude decided it's not worth fighting and just get paid but God drat does he sound stupid in those clips.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Helwani put out some really terrible clickbait list thing awhile ago that made it clear he's just in wrestling for the hot take grift.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

1glitch0 posted:

Helwani put out some really terrible clickbait list thing awhile ago that made it clear he's just in wrestling for the hot take grift.

He likes wrestling he's just like Ryan Satin.

Also this is the perfect summation:

https://twitter.com/funkyassdg/status/1580302173434281985

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Crazy how this negative story popped up on a Wednesday. Total coincidence I'm sure.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


His top 10 British Wrestlers of all time being 1) Dave Boy Smith, 2) William Regal and 3) Dynamite Kid was funny cause even if you go by modern standards no way does Dave Boy or Regal come in at 1 or 2

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

SatoshiMiwa posted:

His top 10 British Wrestlers of all time being 1) Dave Boy Smith, 2) William Regal and 3) Dynamite Kid was funny cause even if you go by modern standards no way does Dave Boy or Regal come in at 1 or 2

And there were Irish wrestlers on the list.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


SatoshiMiwa posted:

His top 10 British Wrestlers of all time being 1) Dave Boy Smith, 2) William Regal and 3) Dynamite Kid was funny cause even if you go by modern standards no way does Dave Boy or Regal come in at 1 or 2

"Top 10 British wrestlers I have heard of"

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Mixed martial arts has spent decades absolutely, utterly desperate for anything resembling real journalists in the field, because in this industry your choices are typically between people like Kevin Iole who have unfettered access because they're total shills, people like Karim Zidan who are great but have absolutely no access because of it, and people like The Schmo, who are living jokes who exist solely to get youtube clicks. Ariel Helwani is one of the only people in the entire field who managed to have any modicum of real access while being at least occasionally critical of the hand that feeds, and was famous for constantly infuriating Dana White, which is every MMA fan's favorite thing.

And even with all of that, people have still never been able to loving stand him. Congratulations on joining our pain, wrestling.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Helwani will probably get the reaction he’s looking for because wrestling freaks are the most easily trolled people alive. Which is a real shame, because once upon a time society could unite behind the simple principle that nobody cares about a sports journalist complaining about a boring interview

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I think Iole was the first person to ever block me on Twitter. That man is such a shameless shill. Glad to be reminded of him and to discover that he's gotten no better

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




coconono posted:

siri show me tweets of people that don't watch or read the injury reports

https://twitter.com/lovetacoj/status/1580209691421859841

FTR main evented the latest show, Miro's team won at the latest PPV, and he had a title shot at Forbidden Door, Keith Lee was recently tag champion, Tall Paul and Mark Henry weren't hired to be in the ring, and Adam Cole has consistently been one of the top names, including winning the Owen.

Like, why use that many folks in your example?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

CarlCX posted:

Mixed martial arts has spent decades absolutely, utterly desperate for anything resembling real journalists in the field, because in this industry your choices are typically between people like Kevin Iole who have unfettered access because they're total shills, people like Karim Zidan who are great but have absolutely no access because of it, and people like The Schmo, who are living jokes who exist solely to get youtube clicks. Ariel Helwani is one of the only people in the entire field who managed to have any modicum of real access while being at least occasionally critical of the hand that feeds, and was famous for constantly infuriating Dana White, which is every MMA fan's favorite thing.

And even with all of that, people have still never been able to loving stand him. Congratulations on joining our pain, wrestling.

Genuinely laughed really hard when Dana blackballed him from UFC.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
smdh at another reporter being hired only to job to Jade. Hasn't she dunked on Tony enough?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Renee, cut the shi -- *clocked with a ringette stick*

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/TheEternalOne_/status/1580317853479075841

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Serperoth posted:

FTR main evented the latest show, Miro's team won at the latest PPV, and he had a title shot at Forbidden Door, Keith Lee was recently tag champion, Tall Paul and Mark Henry weren't hired to be in the ring, and Adam Cole has consistently been one of the top names, including winning the Owen.

Like, why use that many folks in your example?

because they're dumb as gently caress and wish Cornette was their dad.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I made the thread

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
you're not MRT

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1580373469061341184

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan
Didn't ask Triple H about Vince or how he was in charge while Velveteen Dream was doing all his awful poo poo and said everything was fine, because well that would be rude

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1580372431231156225?s=46&t=ythTanRlizMtfqGKrsZtSw

I’m dying

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

It keeps getting better and better.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1580370342211907585

lol he got the sasha people mad too, check the QTs on this one.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
i don't think this kid has what it takes to make it in wrestling journalism

posting level too low and not even quote tweet dunking the 0 follower accounts

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Tony's response:

https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1580383377714446338?s=20&t=_U-_fc__8wqqR-YN9tTJPA

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

King

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1580398865982754818

another dipshit has entered the chat

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Get a gripe.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
the number of people making fun of Ariel's meltdown who also listen to Ryan Satin's show might be in the tens

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I lost all professional respect for Ariel when he let Dana White bully him. Dana is like 0.75 Danzigs tall and a stiff cardio session from death, you could have took him, Ariel.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Fresh off his video package voiceover at WWE Extreme Rules, impartial journalist Ariel Helwani has finally given us his thoughts on the Tony Khan interview!

https://twitter.com/perez_81/status/1580289874871332864?s=46&t=HIGmPS_kY0W4HzLagwST7Q

https://twitter.com/borisluchas/status/1580283656009969664?s=46&t=HIGmPS_kY0W4HzLagwST7Q

the thing about titles is absolutely epic after tonight dynamite where orange Cassidy won his first title, the least important title they have, and people still went crazy and there was a huge celebration because winning a title no matter which one is a big deal in aew

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





The biggest crime of Watergate was making reporters think of themselves as Very Serious & Very Important People.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/b0baj0b/status/1580370077794213889
https://twitter.com/b0baj0b/status/1580436567788638210

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Ryan Satin said he didn't break the Vince McMahon story because he didn't wanna cover things that stressed him out too much. Now Ariel doesn't want to ask HHH about Vince because it might hurt HHH's feelings.

I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that all these WWE-adjacent journalists keep avoiding one of the biggest scandals in the company's history. Probably just not very interesting to talk about.

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

He likes wrestling he's just like Ryan Satin.

Also this is the perfect summation:

https://twitter.com/funkyassdg/status/1580302173434281985

I just said something similar to the opening with "do you hate me" was ridiculous in the podcast thread without seeing it. No trying to steal valour from me, legit didn't see the conversation in this thread.

On the Helwani interview though, I thought Tony Khan came across really well, if a bit over the top on the promotion (media coach would be happy with him.) Thing is throughout the interview I just kept thinking back to my time in university reading the business journals like the Harvard Business Review and that. It's obvious Tony Khan is a businessman first and wrestling booking is just him living his dream (as he said,) but the business side of things is his life. I would be absolutely fascinated to read a well informed interview of TK from someone from the business-academia side of things. The guy has massive insight on the industry and is growing to understand the dynamics of managing wrestlers outside of the booking. Some interviewer pivot towards that, please. Not trying to get scoops on what AEW is definitely doing, but an insight on the state of the industry.

But after the Helwani interview I watched TK on Swerve's podcast, and TK is happy to talk wrestling with someone he trusts and knows won't set out to screw him for clicks (Insiders trusting Insiders being a standard thing.) If you're interviewing people, in any form of journalism, you should know full well, "I can't/won't talk about that," isn't a big deal, especially when there's sound reasons for it. No wonder Helwani was worried TK hates him. I don't think he does, he just thinks he's a moron.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/MicromanFever/status/1580627249149005824

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/HighFlyLo/status/1580647094368423936

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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Hahahha he sucks so bad oh my god.

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