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Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


Pylons posted:

My prediction is he does beat Roman, but won't hold the belt for long. Triple H is not a big "long babyface run" guy.

What if Cody starts wearing a leather jacket?

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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Matt Taven's catchphrase is "I'm Matt Taven" so even he thinks he's kind of mid.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I think cody should start dressing like soldier boy instead of homelander

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
People like Cody don't get to be champion.

I mean AEW guys!!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Gumball Gumption posted:

Matt Taven's catchphrase is "I'm Matt Taven" so even he thinks he's kind of mid.

Whether you like or whether you hate him everyone can agree on one thing, that he is Matt Taven

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

shiksa posted:

I think cody should start dressing like soldier boy instead of homelander

Changing his theme tune to Crank That would still be an upgrade tbh

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I'm cravin' sum Taven

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




He has Kenny Omega’s face

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




But he’s such a boring wrestler you can’t really make the connection because your brain is too busy sliding off his bland presence

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

History Comes Inside! posted:

He has Kenny Omega’s face

nah he looks like Stephen Miller cosplaying Kenny Omega

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

When he grew his hair out, he looked like the white guy from Color Me Badd

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Pylons posted:

My prediction is he does beat Roman, but won't hold the belt for long. Triple H is not a big "long babyface run" guy.

I think Cody would be fine with that, Dusty wasn't known for long title runs either.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

apparently heckling fans at extreme rules called DC 'carl winslow' and i can't stop laughing

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
At Royal Quest we heckled Luke Gallows with OHHHH BISCUITS AND GRAVY, it was awesome

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Aug 2, 2021

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Joey McChrist posted:

apparently heckling fans at extreme rules called DC 'carl winslow' and i can't stop laughing

lol he had big Carl energy when he was yelling at Seth Rollins to come down from the platform

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

going to wish cody and brandi vs fiend and alexa into existence

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Joey McChrist posted:

apparently heckling fans at extreme rules called DC 'carl winslow' and i can't stop laughing

Not gonna lie if they’re hoping to set him up in a future match they did him dirty giving him the standard ref outfit. It was not flattering at all

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



Sour Boy is a draw

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Rarity posted:

Whether you like or whether you hate him everyone can agree on one thing, that he is Matt Taven

its time! its time! its TAVEN time! Matt Taven screams as he comes down to the ring but they aren't playing his theme song on the PA system he's just got it playing on his iphone and keeps walking back and forth trying to get the crowd to hear it, he's pumped up though and thrashing his head around to it, shadowboxing the railings and kicking the stairs, he's lost in his own world til the ref yells at him to get in the ring.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:



Sour Boy is a draw

Holy poo poo that is a jump. Had they advertised/teased Bray for that slot?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Dango Bango posted:

Holy poo poo that is a jump. Had they advertised/teased Bray for that slot?

No, The Good Brothers are a draw

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Gumball Gumption posted:

Matt Taven's catchphrase is "I'm Matt Taven" so even he thinks he's kind of mid.

"You didn't guess it! Matt Taven!"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Renee signed with aew

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Gumball Gumption posted:

Matt Taven's catchphrase is "I'm Matt Taven" so even he thinks he's kind of mid.

For some reason I always read Matt Taven's name the same way Matt Damon says his name in Team America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPWJOJYVKc

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Dango Bango posted:

Holy poo poo that is a jump. Had they advertised/teased Bray for that slot?

"Huh, Bray isn't on at the start of the show, I bet he comes back during the over-the-hour so I'll tune in then"

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Quantum of Phallus posted:



Sour Boy is a draw

S*ur B*y

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Quantum of Phallus posted:



Sour Boy is a draw

Give Sour Boy the belts

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The watings are a real pwobwem -sour boy

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Taker is doing his Deadman show in Boston the night before Survivor Series in Boston. Can someone please dash my hopes for me before they get too high.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Boston in November sounds miserable

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Power Windows posted:

Boston in November sounds miserable

It's pretty nice. December and on is when it really turns to poo poo

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Power Windows posted:

Boston in November sounds miserable

as a Boston native its actually one of the nicer months of the city tbh

dont mean its good, just better than the rest

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014

Dango Bango posted:

Holy poo poo that is a jump. Had they advertised/teased Bray for that slot?

Nah but I think it's reasonable to assume that the new spooky man might debut during the segment with the spooky faction

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Aug 2, 2021

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Kvlt! posted:

Taker is doing his Deadman show in Boston the night before Survivor Series in Boston. Can someone please dash my hopes for me before they get too high.

He's going to be like the number 22nd entrant, take one tiny bump and explode in a shower of bone fragments

Edit: oh I thought you said Royal Rumble. He will be the one who yells WARGAMES at the start of the match and then disintegrate into bone fragments etc

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Kvlt! posted:

Taker is doing his Deadman show in Boston the night before Survivor Series in Boston. Can someone please dash my hopes for me before they get too high.

Is the Deadman show the talk tour thing he's been doing like when Mick Foley first retired and started doing appearances at casinos and poo poo? If so, he'll just recite the same old stories and same old jokes he's told on WWE Network shows and WWE DVDs for ages, because he's a diehard company man and a neo-Nazi bootlicker.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Can’t wait for Misbehavin’ Matt Taven

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Kvlt! posted:

Taker is doing his Deadman show in Boston the night before Survivor Series in Boston. Can someone please dash my hopes for me before they get too high.

Taker sucks and this show sounds miserable, but if you're just a regular dude who wants to cheer his old faves, go see the Blue Lives Matter dipshit. It will be cool.

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Gumball Gumption posted:

It's pretty nice. December and on is when it really turns to poo poo

Kvlt! posted:

as a Boston native its actually one of the nicer months of the city tbh

dont mean its good, just better than the rest

This is surprising and fascinating.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I could see Cody getting a 1 day title reign and immediately dropping it to Kross

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Tato posted:

I could see Cody getting a 1 day title reign and immediately dropping it to Kross

That's called a Zack Ryder.

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