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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

My bad.

What I meant was that cops are also rapists, murderers, and wife beaters.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
Sometimes I wonder if it's just confirmation bias, or if Florida is literally Toon Town.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



:blastu::murica:

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Sometimes I wonder if it's just confirmation bias, or if Florida is literally Toon Town.

My personal opinion is that it's Toon Town. I only spent the first 25 years of my life there.

The federal postal inspection service has a folder on my family because when I was in high school my next door neighbor was using our mailbox as a dead drop for kilos of coke while we were all out at work and school and the mailman found one. Our phones were tapped and they had people watching our house for months.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/5th-grade-teacher-arrested-admitting-113031887.html
5th grade teacher arrested after admitting to active 'kill list' of students and staff

Flippin' the script on us.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

pro starcraft loser posted:

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/5th-grade-teacher-arrested-admitting-113031887.html
5th grade teacher arrested after admitting to active 'kill list' of students and staff

Flippin' the script on us.

Get em before they get you :hai:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Wow

naem
May 29, 2011

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lmao no male under the age of 21 should pass a psych test. You all remember being that age, you’re a fuckkng horny hormonal mess. Let’s give em guns.

we let 18 years olds in the military (because who else would do it)

I remember being 24 and done with my enlistment free finally and looking around like wow am I young to have done this for Six years

like ok I’ll go be a young person now with the other children

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

naem posted:

we let 18 years olds in the military (because who else would do it)

I remember being 24 and done with my enlistment free finally and looking around like wow am I young to have done this for Six years

like ok I’ll go be a young person now with the other children

Movies always have 30-40 year old men playing soldiers so the US doesn't really think about kids being soldiers.

Then you watch a documentary and get shocked and ask yourself "Why is that baby driving the submarine?"

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Zero One posted:

Movies always have 30-40 year old men playing soldiers so the US doesn't really think about kids being soldiers.

Then you watch a documentary and get shocked and ask yourself "Why is that baby driving the submarine?"

Yeah, Restrepo and The Tillman Story were sobering reminders that wars are fought by young, hopeful men.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Zero One posted:

Movies always have 30-40 year old men playing soldiers so the US doesn't really think about kids being soldiers.

Then you watch a documentary and get shocked and ask yourself "Why is that baby driving the submarine?"

I went to a Navy game a few years ago, probably when I was like 31.

During halftime they had the midshipmen do their thing on field in their whites and I was like "oh cool". Then they came up into the stands to say hi to friends and family. I was shocked how young they looked up close and personal.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Mister Speaker posted:

Yeah, Restrepo and The Tillman Story were sobering reminders that wars are fought by young, hopeful men.

Which war movie was the one that starts with a bunch of soldiers being shot and killed, then goes through their uniforms being stripped off, cleaned of blood and the bullet holes being stitched up before being given to a new batch of young recruits while they excitedly talk about how they are going to win the war?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Read After Burning posted:

Out of curiosity, was your mom around during Ted Bundy? I could see someone who remembers an infamous serial killer with multiple instances of "pretending to be a cop" still thinking that's The Way.
there was an incident not too long ago where a fake cop was pulling over people, so the local police tweeted out "always pull over in a well lit area". the next week the cops tried to pull over a pregnant lady and, after she didn't pull over immediately, they rammed her van and turned it over

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Sometimes I wonder if it's just confirmation bias, or if Florida is literally Toon Town.
florida has laws making crime information freely available from beginning to end, no protections for anyone, guilty or no. it's political posturing to make florida politicians look "tough on crime"
other states protect suspect just in case. "florida man" is political posturing

InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Oct 14, 2022

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

InsertPotPun posted:

there was an incident not too long ago where a fake cop was pulling over people, so the local police tweeted out "always pull over in a well lit area". the next week the cops tried to pull over a pregnant lady and, after she didn't pull over immediately, they rammed her van and turned it over

Oh god, was it that one particular guy that's like, infamous for that? If y'all don't know who I mean, please watch this...it fits the thread!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP08MTOaBuU

:lmao: at him demanding folks stop their cars while having no legal grounds to do so, then angrily and impotently insulting them and throwing weird hand signals like he's trying to cast spells.

Like, I definitely know there's folks (namely private security dudes) that pretend to be cops, but I feel like that's a weird power trip thing, not a "luring people in so I can kill em" thing.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I've seen videos of people literally pretending to be police getting caught, mostly very young people who probably can't be cops... but this is hilarious. I'm only 3 minutes in. We'll see what other whacky hijinks this fella is up to!

edit: holy poo poo this guy is insane lol

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Oct 15, 2022

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Read After Burning posted:

Out of curiosity, was your mom around during Ted Bundy? I could see someone who remembers an infamous serial killer with multiple instances of "pretending to be a cop" still thinking that's The Way.

She's a Boomer so she was definitely around when Bundy was making headlines, but I'm not sure if that was her inspiration. She loved to watch CourtTV and Nancy Grace back then so I imagine there's at least a few cop impersonating rapists/kidnappers/murderers cases back in the late 2000s when this happened that she had followed?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I've seen videos of people literally pretending to be police getting caught, mostly very young people who probably can't be cops... but this is hilarious. I'm only 3 minutes in. We'll see what other whacky hijinks this fella is up to!

edit: holy poo poo this guy is insane lol

the host of that is kind of annoying but the videos of the fake cop are funny

we have one of those escort services here in town and they also try to pretend to be cops and cut you off if you let them... like... your going 20 miles an hour and i got to get to work (well i guess it was class back then... i haven't actually seen them in 5 or more years)... sorry about your loss but this is just ridiculous posturing

I never needed a loving escort to any family funeral.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I think the hosts made me laugh even more due to the poo poo they were pointing out. "WE CAN'T BE SPREAD OUT SO MUCH" - fake cop "Does he think he's getting ambushed by the Taliban?" That was funny.

Here, as far as I know, every funeral home has their own cars and they are always black sedans and have maybe orange lights on them or something. They will pull into the middle of an intersection to stop traffic sometimes but everyone is always fine with that and you just wait the 30-60 seconds or so for them to pass. They don't need like..... security. They literally provide a crossing guard service. That's it.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

mobby_6kl posted:

https://twitter.com/mackio_/status/1579870140044574721

lmao.

Supposedly this happened a few years ago and the guy got $200k out of it but the video is just making the rounds on twitter

This is why you always film the police
not for the safety of others, but the chance that you are beaten into the ground and get that sweet settlement

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

yeah agreed... i don't mind a short funeral procession but when it goes on for 10 minutes i get a little loving irate. especially when they send out the "advanced" team to close upcoming intersections.

you are right though their commentary was funny.. i just didn't like his face or poo poo eat grin lol

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

My wife's parents were doubtful of my military service because I was 21 and she was 20. I'd already been in and out of the military deployed and returned by the time we met. They had the impression of A long services and B 24+ year olds fighting wars. army Infantry enlistment periods are 3 years. That isn't long at all for a military service. At least from other MOSes being 4 years or more depending on schooling requirements.

People don't realize that kids fight wars unless they're directly a parent or family member or someone deployed etc.

People are kinda loving dumb and imagine like y'all said older people fighting wars or "the kids stay back and the old men do the door kicking" or some nonsense.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Yeah, genuine "lol"s at "he sounds like he's about to cry". I still laugh as I randomly remember "I'M OUT OF GAS!!!"

He's also a sex offender in addition to a fake cop, so there's that!

Read After Burning fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Oct 15, 2022

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




KCPD Said Missing Black Women Reports In KC Were “Completely Unfounded.” Less Than A Month Later, One Escaped After Being Kidnapped From Prospect & Tortured in a Basement For Over A Month

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://twitter.com/griffinmalone6/status/1581343212874014720?s=46&t=EvbN-p_-wXoi5JxHcNxZFw

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:stare:

Holy poo poo.

:boom::boom::boom:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t worry parents, if your kids get shot to unrecognizable bits we have their DNA on file.

https://twitter.com/houstonchron/status/1581965954766245888?s=46&t=s20hV4kO4UgV9f5Hhy40Ww

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




let no one claim america does not care about its children

s' remains

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
America is the dril tweet about candles except it’s guns

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Some sick gently caress entity chomped at the bit to get the testing pre-shot remains of children contract. Contracts are what destroyed USA. Every single thing here is some loving scam.


"Well, we'll get a bigger budget if kids keep getting shot." Drugs, prisons, all of criminal justice, health insurance, advertising. It's all hosed.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


kntfkr posted:

Some sick gently caress entity chomped at the bit to get the testing pre-shot remains of children contract. Contracts are what destroyed USA. Every single thing here is some loving scam.


"Well, we'll get a bigger budget if kids keep getting shot." Drugs, prisons, all of criminal justice, health insurance, advertising. It's all hosed.
You have to give the Invisible Hand of the Free Market time to solve these problems.

Of course, it's harder because of all that regulation and government interference, so maybe less of that too.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1582420977039732749?s=61&t=fv37lhrXcPp_oewkCyqDjg

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


Jesus Christ...

How many people completely failed their jobs here? Numerous guards, the doctor...

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Actually abusing people is their job

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://twitter.com/Imposter_Edits/status/1582234879487791104?t=CQuEOWZdqHJjf7coigGaSQ&s=19

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1582175638454009856

:allears:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




No no! You have to dig UP stupid!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
https://twitter.com/vanessajones/status/1582019171281301505

Trump in 2020 posted:

“The things they had in there were crazy. They had things, levels of voting that if you’d ever agreed to it, you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again,” Trump said during an appearance on Fox & Friends. “They had things in there about election days and what you do and all sorts of clawbacks. They had things that were just totally crazy and had nothing to do with workers that lost their jobs and companies that we have to save.”

quote:

“I don’t want everybody to vote,” Paul Weyrich, an influential conservative activist, said in 1980. “As a matter of fact, our leverage in the elections quite candidly goes up as the voting populace goes down.”

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Pennywise the Frown posted:

Idiot Trump speak

What loving brain disorder..

Just..
What is the name the medical community will give for the mental illness that leads someone to speak nothing but superlatives.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The Bananana posted:

What loving brain disorder..

Just..
What is the name the medical community will give for the mental illness that leads someone to speak nothing but superlatives.

Alzheimer's.

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