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wontondestruction posted:HAWT My bad. What I meant was that cops are also rapists, murderers, and wife beaters.
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LifeSunDeath posted:peak america:
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 08:26 |
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Sometimes I wonder if it's just confirmation bias, or if Florida is literally Toon Town.
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 08:37 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Sometimes I wonder if it's just confirmation bias, or if Florida is literally Toon Town. My personal opinion is that it's Toon Town. I only spent the first 25 years of my life there. The federal postal inspection service has a folder on my family because when I was in high school my next door neighbor was using our mailbox as a dead drop for kilos of coke while we were all out at work and school and the mailman found one. Our phones were tapped and they had people watching our house for months.
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 13:40 |
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/5th-grade-teacher-arrested-admitting-113031887.html 5th grade teacher arrested after admitting to active 'kill list' of students and staff Flippin' the script on us.
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pro starcraft loser posted:https://www.yahoo.com/gma/5th-grade-teacher-arrested-admitting-113031887.html Get em before they get you
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 21:26 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lmao no male under the age of 21 should pass a psych test. You all remember being that age, you’re a fuckkng horny hormonal mess. Let’s give em guns. we let 18 years olds in the military (because who else would do it) I remember being 24 and done with my enlistment free finally and looking around like wow am I young to have done this for Six years like ok I’ll go be a young person now with the other children
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 21:29 |
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naem posted:we let 18 years olds in the military (because who else would do it) Movies always have 30-40 year old men playing soldiers so the US doesn't really think about kids being soldiers. Then you watch a documentary and get shocked and ask yourself "Why is that baby driving the submarine?"
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Zero One posted:Movies always have 30-40 year old men playing soldiers so the US doesn't really think about kids being soldiers. Yeah, Restrepo and The Tillman Story were sobering reminders that wars are fought by young, hopeful men.
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Zero One posted:Movies always have 30-40 year old men playing soldiers so the US doesn't really think about kids being soldiers. I went to a Navy game a few years ago, probably when I was like 31. During halftime they had the midshipmen do their thing on field in their whites and I was like "oh cool". Then they came up into the stands to say hi to friends and family. I was shocked how young they looked up close and personal.
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Mister Speaker posted:Yeah, Restrepo and The Tillman Story were sobering reminders that wars are fought by young, hopeful men. Which war movie was the one that starts with a bunch of soldiers being shot and killed, then goes through their uniforms being stripped off, cleaned of blood and the bullet holes being stitched up before being given to a new batch of young recruits while they excitedly talk about how they are going to win the war?
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Read After Burning posted:Out of curiosity, was your mom around during Ted Bundy? I could see someone who remembers an infamous serial killer with multiple instances of "pretending to be a cop" still thinking that's The Way. mom and dad fight a lot posted:Sometimes I wonder if it's just confirmation bias, or if Florida is literally Toon Town. other states protect suspect just in case. "florida man" is political posturing InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Oct 14, 2022 |
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InsertPotPun posted:there was an incident not too long ago where a fake cop was pulling over people, so the local police tweeted out "always pull over in a well lit area". the next week the cops tried to pull over a pregnant lady and, after she didn't pull over immediately, they rammed her van and turned it over Oh god, was it that one particular guy that's like, infamous for that? If y'all don't know who I mean, please watch this...it fits the thread! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP08MTOaBuU at him demanding folks stop their cars while having no legal grounds to do so, then angrily and impotently insulting them and throwing weird hand signals like he's trying to cast spells. Like, I definitely know there's folks (namely private security dudes) that pretend to be cops, but I feel like that's a weird power trip thing, not a "luring people in so I can kill em" thing.
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 00:05 |
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I've seen videos of people literally pretending to be police getting caught, mostly very young people who probably can't be cops... but this is hilarious. I'm only 3 minutes in. We'll see what other whacky hijinks this fella is up to! edit: holy poo poo this guy is insane lol Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Oct 15, 2022 |
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Read After Burning posted:Out of curiosity, was your mom around during Ted Bundy? I could see someone who remembers an infamous serial killer with multiple instances of "pretending to be a cop" still thinking that's The Way. She's a Boomer so she was definitely around when Bundy was making headlines, but I'm not sure if that was her inspiration. She loved to watch CourtTV and Nancy Grace back then so I imagine there's at least a few cop impersonating rapists/kidnappers/murderers cases back in the late 2000s when this happened that she had followed?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've seen videos of people literally pretending to be police getting caught, mostly very young people who probably can't be cops... but this is hilarious. I'm only 3 minutes in. We'll see what other whacky hijinks this fella is up to! the host of that is kind of annoying but the videos of the fake cop are funny we have one of those escort services here in town and they also try to pretend to be cops and cut you off if you let them... like... your going 20 miles an hour and i got to get to work (well i guess it was class back then... i haven't actually seen them in 5 or more years)... sorry about your loss but this is just ridiculous posturing I never needed a loving escort to any family funeral.
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 02:02 |
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I think the hosts made me laugh even more due to the poo poo they were pointing out. "WE CAN'T BE SPREAD OUT SO MUCH" - fake cop "Does he think he's getting ambushed by the Taliban?" That was funny. Here, as far as I know, every funeral home has their own cars and they are always black sedans and have maybe orange lights on them or something. They will pull into the middle of an intersection to stop traffic sometimes but everyone is always fine with that and you just wait the 30-60 seconds or so for them to pass. They don't need like..... security. They literally provide a crossing guard service. That's it.
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mobby_6kl posted:https://twitter.com/mackio_/status/1579870140044574721 This is why you always film the police not for the safety of others, but the chance that you are beaten into the ground and get that sweet settlement
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 02:25 |
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yeah agreed... i don't mind a short funeral procession but when it goes on for 10 minutes i get a little loving irate. especially when they send out the "advanced" team to close upcoming intersections. you are right though their commentary was funny.. i just didn't like his face or poo poo eat grin lol
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 02:27 |
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My wife's parents were doubtful of my military service because I was 21 and she was 20. I'd already been in and out of the military deployed and returned by the time we met. They had the impression of A long services and B 24+ year olds fighting wars. army Infantry enlistment periods are 3 years. That isn't long at all for a military service. At least from other MOSes being 4 years or more depending on schooling requirements. People don't realize that kids fight wars unless they're directly a parent or family member or someone deployed etc. People are kinda loving dumb and imagine like y'all said older people fighting wars or "the kids stay back and the old men do the door kicking" or some nonsense.
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 03:04 |
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Yeah, genuine "lol"s at "he sounds like he's about to cry". I still laugh as I randomly remember "I'M OUT OF GAS!!!" He's also a sex offender in addition to a fake cop, so there's that! Read After Burning fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Oct 15, 2022 |
# ? Oct 15, 2022 03:07 |
https://twitter.com/griffinmalone6/status/1581343212874014720?s=46&t=EvbN-p_-wXoi5JxHcNxZFw
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 23:53 |
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Holy poo poo.
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Don’t worry parents, if your kids get shot to unrecognizable bits we have their DNA on file. https://twitter.com/houstonchron/status/1581965954766245888?s=46&t=s20hV4kO4UgV9f5Hhy40Ww
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 15:42 |
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let no one claim america does not care about its children s' remains
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 16:21 |
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America is the dril tweet about candles except it’s guns
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 16:25 |
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Some sick gently caress entity chomped at the bit to get the testing pre-shot remains of children contract. Contracts are what destroyed USA. Every single thing here is some loving scam. "Well, we'll get a bigger budget if kids keep getting shot." Drugs, prisons, all of criminal justice, health insurance, advertising. It's all hosed.
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kntfkr posted:Some sick gently caress entity chomped at the bit to get the testing pre-shot remains of children contract. Contracts are what destroyed USA. Every single thing here is some loving scam. Of course, it's harder because of all that regulation and government interference, so maybe less of that too.
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# ? Oct 17, 2022 17:07 |
https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1582420977039732749?s=61&t=fv37lhrXcPp_oewkCyqDjg
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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1582420977039732749?s=61&t=fv37lhrXcPp_oewkCyqDjg Jesus Christ... How many people completely failed their jobs here? Numerous guards, the doctor...
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 18:50 |
Actually abusing people is their job
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https://twitter.com/Imposter_Edits/status/1582234879487791104?t=CQuEOWZdqHJjf7coigGaSQ&s=19
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1582175638454009856
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 21:35 |
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No no! You have to dig UP stupid!
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https://twitter.com/vanessajones/status/1582019171281301505Trump in 2020 posted:“The things they had in there were crazy. They had things, levels of voting that if you’d ever agreed to it, you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again,” Trump said during an appearance on Fox & Friends. “They had things in there about election days and what you do and all sorts of clawbacks. They had things that were just totally crazy and had nothing to do with workers that lost their jobs and companies that we have to save.” quote:“I don’t want everybody to vote,” Paul Weyrich, an influential conservative activist, said in 1980. “As a matter of fact, our leverage in the elections quite candidly goes up as the voting populace goes down.”
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Idiot Trump speak What loving brain disorder.. Just.. What is the name the medical community will give for the mental illness that leads someone to speak nothing but superlatives.
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The Bananana posted:What loving brain disorder.. Alzheimer's.
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