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gently caress the Cowboys?
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SalTheBard posted:

A loving 1.0 passer rating? What the gently caress

Reminder that just taking the snap and throwing it directly into the dirt every single play is like a 39.6 rating.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


euphronius posted:

They are just not blocking parsons and it’s working
It's beautiful really

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Dr_Strangelove posted:

The absolute horror of Texas political ads

Abbot dragging relatives in front of cameras to make him look human

Still sounds better than having to see Dr. Oz ads for the last 6 months

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

adaz posted:

jesus christ no wonder they pay the NFL a hajillion dollars if this is the best they can come up with

you'd think they'd have at least the sense to have dinosaurs or mole people at the bottom of the hole, but no it's apparently just loving mammoths and tigers and boring poo poo like that

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lane Johnson being out is big

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol brady throwing tantrums is so funny

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
I mock Cooper's rating because it's funny, but I'd take him over the QBs in Carolina right now.

Not that he'd be better if he ever did go to Carolina, we just destroy QBs now

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

whos that broooown posted:

Still sounds better than having to see Dr. Oz ads for the last 6 months

We have an Abbot radio ad with the Tarrant County sheriff telling us about the dangers of FET-NOL

And of course Beto just wants our kids to get that “rainbow FET-NOL”

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lane being out could be a change in the game

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

adaz posted:

jesus christ no wonder they pay the NFL a hajillion dollars if this is the best they can come up with

La Brea does sound like one of those parody shows playing on a TV in the background of The Simpsons or Family Guy.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

whos that broooown posted:

Still sounds better than having to see Dr. Oz ads for the last 6 months

That's fair, the attack ads here have been pretty standard GOP fare

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:lol: implying carrier pigeons are less secure than Facebook.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Dr_Strangelove posted:

We have an Abbot radio ad with the Tarrant County sheriff telling us about the dangers of FET-NOL

And of course Beto just wants our kids to get that “rainbow FET-NOL”

Yeah but did you know Fetterman is going to let all the murderers out of prison

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The felony murder attack is so dishonest

No one thinks felony murder is a good law

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Pollard is annoying after contact

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/1581821606527000576

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

He gonna need a doctor soon

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Ah, so he's already moved on to the bargaining stage

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






He's not wrong

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




gently caress

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Butt shake

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Don't like this

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
lol eagles completely collapse in the second half again wtf is this team

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So if Dallas s ore exactly 21 and win that guy will get his parley

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Very nice of the Eagles to let Dallas back in the game

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



adaz posted:

jesus christ no wonder they pay the NFL a hajillion dollars if this is the best they can come up with

See this is why I watch anime, when Chainsaw Man sprouts a chainsaw from his forehead and forearms and starts tearing zombies to pieces, you're like, yeah, this makes sense.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Cowboys halftime adjustment is booting out the other way

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

He's not wrong

that's skip's charm. He's never completely wrong it's just sane enough. at the perfect intersection of sane/insane

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Dream is dead

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Counterpoint: Cooper Rush marching the Cowboys down the field right now.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

i know it's been said before by why is zeke on this team, pollard is just as good of a back

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

See this is why I watch anime, when Chainsaw Man sprouts a chainsaw from his forehead and forearms and starts tearing zombies to pieces, you're like, yeah, this makes sense.

i want power to eat me

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Dallas strategy finally coming to fruition: let the Iggles beat us until they are too tired to defend the run :coal:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




what are the Eagles halftime speeches

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Asproigerosis posted:

lol eagles completely collapse in the second half again wtf is this team

Every time.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

Zeke looks like a loving goober lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Why are they so bad in the second half

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Asproigerosis posted:

lol eagles completely collapse in the second half again wtf is this team

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




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