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Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

A good post and I broadly agree.

That said, I think that Option A (the Tories force Truss to resign and appoint a different candidate, whether Wallace, Mordaunt, Hunt or Boris, etc) is most likely by far.

There is less than zero chance chance they let Truss hold on - as you note it would finish the party for a generation, if not for good.

As for holding an election now - its tempting, as it would let them dump all the problems they have created on Labour (yet again). But those brutal polls make me think they won't - they are greedy cowards addicated to power - they will likely prefer to hold onto power for the next 2 years - maybe anger will dampen down by then - a new PM might even manage to turn things around enough to eak out a narrow win in 2024. And if it doesn't, well they will have used those 2 years to dole out enough political favors to business to earn their juicy post-Parliament consultancies/board positions.

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


The Winter of Disconnect

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

OwlFancier posted:



Day out today and took a photo. Legs are shagged but hopefully the six miles will do me some good.

Hah I was there the day before!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Make it from 6pm until 9pm instead. I like to go for an evening nap anyway. 4-7 though? Not into that.

Instead we should ration energy use. But only for people living in the English countryside, they get 4 hours a day so the rest of us can get 24 hours

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I'll be fine with being rationed during those hours... Hopefully by then have solar and battery fully established. It seem sensible to have those with off grid capability lessen the load during peak times.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Boglawyer/status/1582122443338321920

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Oct 18, 2022

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Tigey posted:

As for holding an election now - its tempting, as it would let them dump all the problems they have created on Labour (yet again). But those brutal polls make me think they won't - they are greedy cowards addicated to power - they will likely prefer to hold onto power for the next 2 years - maybe anger will dampen down by then - a new PM might even manage to turn things around enough to eak out a narrow win in 2024. And if it doesn't, well they will have used those 2 years to dole out enough political favors to business to earn their juicy post-Parliament consultancies/board positions.

Also, they can't be oblivious to the fact that Starmer is the exemplar of Pathetic Opposition.
If the Tories can find someone to lead who can look competent and bring the media back on board, I can see Labour really struggling at the next election.

They have the best and the brightest working for them [citation needed] and are on a Campaign Footing, but they loving suck when it comes to PR. It's lovely photoshopping and boring memes all the way.
They still haven't re-established a campaigning team for on-the-ground stuff as far as I can tell (and they adore their own turds, so they'd have made a big deal of it if they had) and they're busy making sure a bunch of actually likeable candidates can't run in marginal seats. So who's going to get out the vote?
Plus, they have Keith as leader, a man literally no-one can get even remotely enthused about. And he's backed up by some of the greyest middle-manager cunts who ever thought about politics, developing a set of policies that have been focus-grouped to be as inoffensive, bland and worthless as humanly possible.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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See, even the worst prime minister has a silver lining.

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 5 days!)

imagine if you woke up and it was 2009 and people were like what

no we sorted out that financial crisis by heavily regulating the banks and real estate markets. you realise it's 2022? lemme call a doctor *arrives immediately*

...david cameron? he died in a tragic clay shooting accident, man. yeah spontaneous heart attack. the nation grieved for 3 minutes.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/JasonReidUK/status/1582142101982130176

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

For your entertainment, I present; a take.

https://twitter.com/hannahrosewoods/status/1581909133107683328?t=VUnyribTOD3pym4UN2ZfBQ&s=19

Mebh
May 10, 2010



What is a sludge burger and where can i buy one? Two in fact. If I'm going to freeze to loving death with the power out, I'm going to do it while double fisting pasted cow meat.

Yes I'm aware of the connotation. I married an American and they use that to mean holding something in each hand. Because of course they do.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Mebh posted:

What is a sludge burger and where can i buy one? Two in fact. If I'm going to freeze to loving death with the power out, I'm going to do it while double fisting pasted cow meat.

Yes I'm aware of the connotation. I married an American and they use that to mean holding something in each hand. Because of course they do.

Well I assumed it was a burger made not of slabs of meat but of meat-slurry. Until I googled.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sludge%20Burger

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 5 days!)


he should stick to milquetoast poo poo-taking of the middle class where he belongs

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

It might be that I've just woken up but that is a very confusing thread where Hannah seems genuinely upset that people are telling her David Mitchell is joking.

quote:

"Yeah but [it's like] if Joe Lycett had genuine warmth towards Liz Truss"

???

Nilbop fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Oct 18, 2022

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Nilbop posted:

It might be that I've just woken up but that is a very confusing thread where Hannah seems genuinely upset that people are telling her David Mitchell is joking.

Is he the baddies?

*falls through bar*

*hits car with branch*

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
sooooo hows the country doing

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Well, it's Tuesday, Brady has come back from his noncing trip and has opened his mail, Jeremy oval office insists L*z Tr*ss is still in charge, Mommy Mordaunt says all these problems the Tories caused are the fault of The Last Labour Government, so welcome to the last day of the reign of Queen Elizabeth Hashtag Three I guess.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Tim Stanley having another normal one in The Telegraph

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
https://twitter.com/the_real_seebs/status/1582037543373377537

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

roomtone posted:

imagine if you woke up and it was 2009 and people were like what

no we sorted out that financial crisis by heavily regulating the banks and real estate markets. you realise it's 2022? lemme call a doctor *arrives immediately*

...david cameron? he died in a tragic clay shooting accident, man. yeah spontaneous heart attack. the nation grieved for 3 minutes.

I try not to imagine stuff like this, it just makes me deeply, deeply sad

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Noxville posted:

Lol I didn’t see the approval ratings in that recent poll, absolutely dire

https://twitter.com/electsworld/status/1582069516204642305?s=46&t=dioOMGHCE0vrYw0E6m_C3A

How does a party keep fielding less and less competent characters, is someone piping lead into Tory MPs drinkingwater?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


evilmiera posted:

How does a party keep fielding less and less competent characters, is someone piping lead into Tory MPs drinkingwater?

if it is remotely like the United states, their voters are told that the alternative is anarchy and satanism?

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Nilbop posted:

It might be that I've just woken up but that is a very confusing thread where Hannah seems genuinely upset that people are telling her David Mitchell is joking.

???

He might be joking about the Charles nonsense but he's not joking about Corbyn being an "extreme socialist" with all the implications that contains.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Lungboy posted:

He might be joking about the Charles nonsense but he's not joking about Corbyn being an "extreme socialist" with all the implications that contains.
X-TREEEEEME SOCIALISM! Woooo! (Slams red Mtn Dew, performs sick ollie on Thatcher's grave)

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
They'll publish any old nutter's half baked opinions in the guardian now though, even extreme socialists.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Barry Foster posted:

it just makes me deeply, deeply sad

Works for pretty much anything in this thread.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Someone left a handbag with a bunch of passports in it hung on our front door this morning. Do I drop it off at a post office or something?

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

evilmiera posted:

How does a party keep fielding less and less competent characters, is someone piping lead into Tory MPs drinkingwater?

A friend and I were talking about this last week (during the last constitutional crisis) and we decided it's basically because they've gone through literally anyone who might be competent after years of May, BoJo, and now Truss leadership. Anyone who wasn't vehemently pro-Brexit was cast out and treated like a traitor, then we had cabinet reshuffle after cabinet reshuffle, scandal after scandal, so now there's very very few MPs left who 1) can be trusted (by Tories) to run anything, and 2) hasn't been touched by any of the poo poo going on in the last few years. No election since 2019 means they haven't had a chance to inject new blood into the MPs and the members think they're still bound by the 2019 manifesto.

Imagine going back 3 years and saying Truss will be in charge of the country. The most common response would probably be "...who?"

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Yeah Brois culled all the ones people had heard off to get brexit done.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Necrothatcher posted:

Someone left a handbag with a bunch of passports in it hung on our front door this morning. Do I drop it off at a post office or something?

police station probably more useful

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Jel Shaker posted:

police station probably more useful

I'm in London, I don't trust the met not to pinch them and use them to commit id fraud.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Don't passports have addresses in them?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Necrothatcher posted:

Someone left a handbag with a bunch of passports in it hung on our front door this morning. Do I drop it off at a post office or something?
I think this means you've been visited by a confused spy.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




NotJustANumber99 posted:

Don't passports have addresses in them?

I'll check when I get home, gone to work now. The only thing I can think of it is that someone dropped it outside the house then someone else assumed it must have been a person who lived here.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Are these UK passports for lots of people or Jason Bourne’s stash of passports from around the world?

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Don't passports have addresses in them?

Only if you write one in on the emergency contacts page. Your're thinking of driving licenses.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Don't passports have addresses in them?

No. Don't you have a passport?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jedit posted:

No. Don't you have a passport?

No I don't.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

lmao

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