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massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Yes. Yesssss.

E; context for anyone refreshing the thread reading this terrible snipe -Braverman is gone

massive spider fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Oct 19, 2022

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Niric
Jul 23, 2008

This feels like it should be a savage burn on the rest of government given how poo poo Shapps is, but it's very possibly also still true, which is wild. And then she sacked him anyway

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Here's her letter

https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1582762282626736128

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol apparently it was for using her personal email account for work related stuff https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1582762282626736128

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
The goblin speaks:

If whatever she said about improper emails is true then it's clearly a stitch-up (by Tory standards), which makes it even funnier

https://twitter.com/Dominic2306/status/1582764013456613376?s=20&t=ORl6_ut09Y9mMQ5uCPo0uw

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
I'm so glad that vicious idiot is not the home secretary any more. Grant Fapps is also terrible but probably not a fascist?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

keep punching joe posted:

I'm so glad that vicious idiot is not the home secretary any more. Grant Fapps is also terrible but probably not a fascist?

he's more classical shitheel

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013





these loss edits just get weirder

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Right now I'm just happy when open fascists get replaced with normal tories I guess.

Now do JRM.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
But her emails?

Pantsmaster Bill
May 7, 2007

Aipsh posted:

The goblin speaks:

If whatever she said about improper emails is true then it's clearly a stitch-up (by Tory standards), which makes it even funnier

https://twitter.com/Dominic2306/status/1582764013456613376?s=20&t=ORl6_ut09Y9mMQ5uCPo0uw

I mean, I would probably get sacked for doing that with O-S documents so it’s not a totally invalid reason but still 100% a stitch up.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Yes Dan we get it, you don't like (((him))) https://twitter.com/danwootton/status/1582759770192515072

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

I need to never hear about Suella Braverman ever again.
Absolutely Poisonous, malicious and as it turns out too stupid even for this government. Spent her whole time ranting about wokeness when even the biggest bigots in the country don't give a poo poo.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Aipsh posted:

The goblin speaks:

If whatever she said about improper emails is true then it's clearly a stitch-up (by Tory standards), which makes it even funnier

https://twitter.com/Dominic2306/status/1582764013456613376?s=20&t=ORl6_ut09Y9mMQ5uCPo0uw

If it is that common, maybe after her stunning performance yesterday she chose this as a method of being able to step down for what many might think of as a minor breach instead of owning up to being a ranting loon.

City Slicker
May 28, 2020

Liz Truss appoints multi-million dollar web marketer, Michael Green, as home secretary.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Aipsh posted:

The goblin speaks:

If whatever she said about improper emails is true then it's clearly a stitch-up (by Tory standards), which makes it even funnier

https://twitter.com/Dominic2306/status/1582764013456613376?s=20&t=ORl6_ut09Y9mMQ5uCPo0uw

yeah this is sus af, there has to be more to it

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
To err is human, to fu is divine

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


More like Cowardlywoman

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

If there's one thing better than good news, it's adding bad people getting angry at the good news https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1582758463322873857

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Do I still get an ankle tag if I buy Tofu?

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Can’t see Truss making it to the 10pm News at this rate

Chinese Gordon
Oct 22, 2008

Cummings may be an evil sociopath but I'd trust him when it comes to what constitutes routine daily incompetence in government vs a firing offence. Perfectly obvious she was forced out for being too embarrassingly deranged at a time when Hunt is trying to present a 'grown up' face to the markets and party.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Marmaduke! posted:

To err is human, to fu is divine

You'd think To Er would at least be half-divine then.

This is a joke about Chinese diminutive article -er used for kids and such, so basically "Little To"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

quote:

On Sky News Sam Coates says the information that Suella Braverman passed on was “market sensitive”, because it related to immigration policy that would affect the OBR’s economic forecast.

Something that could spook the markets eh

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Marmaduke! posted:

To err is human, to fu is divine

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
What would you do if you were an anti-fracking tory but know that if you vote against the bill tonight, you'll lose the whip and not have any say in the party going forward and your letter of no-confidence would no longer be valid.

I think I would try to get sufficient numbers to agree to defy the whip that by doing so would make the tory party a minority govt but at the end of the day could you trust anyone to go through with it? Or maybe 'cross the floor' at this point.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/BazakeMedia/status/1582757442005659649

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Important Daily Star Truss vs Lettuce livestream update

A plate of Tofu has been placed in front of the lettuce

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

smellmycheese posted:

Can’t see Truss making it to the 10pm News at this rate

Letty the Lettuce is making a statement later according to Lettuce Cam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-RE95lKJ0

^^^ beaten! She was offline for a while earlier when the webcam went down.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Tesseraction posted:

Something that could spook the markets eh

Trying to think of what - related to immigration & that it would seem Seulla Fashman would approve of - would break the OBR report and upset the markets.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Are they slowly working up to some sort of weird chow mein?

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Grant Shapps first policy announcement will be making lettuce Class A.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Switched on parliament TV to labour calling a point of order about the resignation. I'd say we are the at "pull the trigger or we call for a humiliating vote in the house" stage

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Tesseraction posted:

If there's one thing better than good news, it's adding bad people getting angry at the good news https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1582758463322873857

I had a hunch so I looked it up and Shapps is, in fact, Jewish

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

MPs openly defying the whip on Twitter now. Place your bets on what time she goes.

I’ll take 2130 tonight

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1582769572478083072

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jedit posted:

Tofu is completely useless, but it would still be a better Home Secretary than Suella Braverman.

Better tofu than Tory.

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
lmao
What the gently caress is this country

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Lmao gently caress off Suella you absolute oval office

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I had a hunch so I looked it up and Shapps is, in fact, Jewish

Yeah likewise that Dan Wootten guy being mad about the "globalists" taking over and "replacing" amongst other bits of his tweet.

Literally all he needed was (((this))) and it'd be bingo.

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Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



keep punching joe posted:

How do you not have a passport? (Americans please ignore this question)

Passports are expensive, and going anywhere that would require a passport is also expensive.

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