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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/adamlangleben/status/1582809189105090565

this all seems fine

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gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1582811400442814465

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


euphronius posted:

Can you not just email it ???

You have to wrap your letter around a special Resigning Mace or it doesn't count.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

projecthalaxy posted:

You have to wrap your letter around a special Resigning Mace or it doesn't count.

truss holed up on the top floor of no 10 with a bow and arrow, shooting Resignation Pigeons out of the sky before they can roost, triggering their officiality

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

no, more resignations!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
if you have to announce that as prime minister just loving go

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005


https://twitter.com/dril/status/460673146451161088

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

bring back theresa may

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lobster shirt posted:

bring back theresa may

tezza vs. jezza round 2 please britain please

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

tezza vs. jezza round 2 please britain please

she'd win

Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

tezza vs. jezza round 2

candlelight boogaloo

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Would respect the whips more if they were actual hard faced geezers who threatened to slam your hands in a door for not cheering during pmq's, instead of some 60 year old it consultant named alan who'll send you a mean whatsapp

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

so im just googling, the fixed term parliament act got repealed earlier this year? so can they just dissolve the whole thing and have an election now, just like before 2011?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
EXCLUSIVE STORIES FROM THE WHITEHALL ENFORCER THAT MPS FEARED TO CROSS *pic of 5'6 guy with a bowl cut*

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

please tell me they have actual whips to attack rebellious MPs with

https://twitter.com/BloombergUK/status/1582809916057997312

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK
is there anything stopping Truss from bitterly clinging to power for her full year before a VONC can be done?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

lobster shirt posted:

so im just googling, the fixed term parliament act got repealed earlier this year? so can they just dissolve the whole thing and have an election now, just like before 2011?

sure, but they'll lose, so why would they? there's nothing that compels them to do so

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Torpor posted:

is there anything stopping Truss from bitterly clinging to power for her full year before a VONC can be done?

The 12 month thing is just a Tory party internal rule. They'll change it when/if they can find someone to unify behind

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Tarnop posted:

The 12 month thing is just a Tory party internal rule. They'll change it when/if they can find someone to unify behind

or if she finally gets the hint and FOR GODS SAKE GO

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


fake news smdh

https://twitter.com/JackElsom/status/1582829362101260288

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

lol lmao

https://twitter.com/kitty_donaldson/status/1582823352909332482

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Wait isn't the way the House of Commons works that people go into those lobbies to be counted yes or no?

So these whips were doing the Congressional equivalent to slamming people's hands down on the Aye button on their desks? Lol

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
so if the whips didn't resign, why did Truss miss voting?

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

projecthalaxy posted:

Wait isn't the way the House of Commons works that people go into those lobbies to be counted yes or no?

So these whips were doing the Congressional equivalent to slamming people's hands down on the Aye button on their desks? Lol

Yes it is extremely arcane although I believe they tap a card to vote.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

projecthalaxy posted:

Wait isn't the way the House of Commons works that people go into those lobbies to be counted yes or no?

So these whips were doing the Congressional equivalent to slamming people's hands down on the Aye button on their desks? Lol

Yep

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Regarde Aduck posted:

so if the whips didn't resign, why did Truss miss voting?

Because she chased her down the lobby to convince her not to resign.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

tezza vs. jezza round 2 please britain please

Theresa May Vs Jeremy "Hitler 2.0" Corbyn

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Because she chased her down the lobby to convince her not to resign.

hahahaha

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






as a continental European, what the devil is going on over there!?

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

spankmeister posted:

as a continental European, what the devil is going on over there!?

You know when all the rats are trapped in a box long enough, eventually they'll start to eat each other? That.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

spankmeister posted:

as a continental European, what the devil is going on over there!?

aurora borealis?

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



I believe they call it liberal democracy.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/1582838596251553792

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

[UK] No. gently caress

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


WrasslorMonkey posted:

[UK] No. gently caress

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Torpor posted:

is there anything stopping Truss from bitterly clinging to power for her full year before a VONC can be done?

same reason boris quit in the end. if literally every staffer quits you gotta make your own tea and cut your own lines, not worht it

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

this is tremendous content

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

if charles gets embarrassed can he ask liz to go to further enhance this crisis

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Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008


lmao, mortgages.

How many properties is this guy sitting on?

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