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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Sorry I'm changing this to a chili derail now.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Haifisch posted:

Sorry I'm changing this to a chili derail now.


No beans?! WTF

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Haifisch posted:

Sorry I'm changing this to a chili derail now.


needs 2 cups of ground cumin imo.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:

No beans?! WTF

Yeah, some green beans would elevate this

RoeCocoa
Oct 23, 2010


I'm old enough to remember all three of these guys, but I forgot that Chef Wendell was the only one who survived the cereal mascot purge (at least until the advent of the Cinnamojis).

Butterfly Valley posted:

Feeling ill over a vegetable as innocuous as peas means that you are actually in fact the goon, good sire

Peas are a little too sweet and proteinaceous for the application. Broccoli is the canonical green vegetable in mac and cheese.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Iron Crowned posted:

Also: When it comes to pasta and sauces, if you can, make sure to spend the extra $1 and get the pasta that was made with a brass mold to get the extra texture on the surface for sauce to stick to.
After boiling the noodles but before draining, take a cup of the starchy pasta water and add it to the sauce. It’s a simple trick but it works so well.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Captain Hygiene posted:

No beans?! WTF
It at least says to cook it “on top of stove” to subvert the instinct to cook it under the hot summer sun in a black plastic bag on the hood of a 1989 Pontiac Fiero.

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Captain Hygiene posted:



LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

I thought it might just be a tub of unheated chili which, okay, is gonna look kinda gross in the best of times.

Then I saw the lurking peas and the price in euros and realized this is probably something much more sinister.

Calexio
Jun 12, 2008

Gyoza and beer

Captain Hygiene posted:



LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

I can believe that's good for ten people, but which ten people? So we can get them help.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



So I showed the dripping street meats to a buddy of mine, and he counter-linked with sweet and sour cow vagina.

Vaya con dios: :nws: http://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0. :nws:

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Kenning posted:

So I showed the dripping street meats to a buddy of mine, and he counter-linked with sweet and sour cow vagina.

Vaya con dios: :nws: http://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0. :nws:

Thank loving God he plays around with it a bunch at the beginning to show you that, yes, this is 100% a real vagina dismembered from a real cow.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Kenning posted:

So I showed the dripping street meats to a buddy of mine, and he counter-linked with sweet and sour cow vagina.

Vaya con dios: :nws: http://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0. :nws:

I get not wasting food but it’s ok to just throw some stuff to the dogs

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Kenning posted:

So I showed the dripping street meats to a buddy of mine, and he counter-linked with sweet and sour cow vagina.

Vaya con dios: :nws: http://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0. :nws:

Not a fan of this

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

hallo spacedog posted:

Not a fan of this

:agreed:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

:stare:

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007
https://www.heckfood.co.uk/blogs/whats-new/heck-launch-worlds-first-beanchup-and-eggchup

Unfortunately (fortunately?) I think it's just a PR stunt

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Is that other part that cow uterus that you’re also supposed to eat? Are the cow ovaries in there? I’m trying not look at it too much…
:barf:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Cartoon Man posted:

Is that other part that cow uterus that you’re also supposed to eat? Are the cow ovaries in there? I’m trying not look at it too much…
:barf:

Hmmm, cow caviar

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

it might be because I'm extremely hungover but I would kill for a blizzard dipped chili dog right now

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And after that you'll kill again for a vacant bathroom stall.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kenning posted:

So I showed the dripping street meats to a buddy of mine, and he counter-linked with sweet and sour cow vagina.

Vaya con dios: :nws: http://youtu.be/KfsW93y9KH0. :nws:

:yikes: This feels like something that would take my already-confusing algorithm recommends to a whole new level

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Vagina con dios, surely.

Zipperelli. posted:

Yeah, some green beans peas would elevate this
:unsmigghh:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/kl1MbxH.mp4

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

pistachi-o no!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


God drat every aspect of this is disgusting

Imagine having to have dinner with this guy, looking across the table at that full mouth while he's talking

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Could do with a smidge more pistachios

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

uber_stoat posted:

pistachi-o no!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I really REALLY don’t like this guy

E: and yes my monitor is on

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

steinrokkan posted:

Hmmm, cow caviar

Cowviar surely

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I really REALLY don’t like this guy

E: and yes my monitor is on

He posts a video basically every day and I watch them religiously

Luckily for you I generally have zero loving clue what food he is showing so I can't rightfully post them as AFP

https://i.imgur.com/T8NGt70.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/UTMIYsx.mp4

I wish I knew what he was saying :allears:

e: sorry, I'd be remiss not to repost this one
https://i.imgur.com/hJltzRh.mp4

AARD VARKMAN has a new favorite as of 19:48 on Oct 22, 2022

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Porfiriato posted:

I thought it might just be a tub of unheated chili which, okay, is gonna look kinda gross in the best of times.

Then I saw the lurking peas and the price in euros and realized this is probably something much more sinister.

I'm going to hazard a guess here and say it might be some sort of curry. Chinese takeaway style, not proper Indian.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



what the gently caress

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Grand Fromage posted:

what the gently caress

like I actually think the idea of "do a foreign cuisine but only local ingredients" can be interesting and good but what the gently caress is happening here

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Self heating Chinese Hot Pots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIfg6x56Ou8

I'm not sure if these qualify as AFP but the Potato Noodle with Sausage Ham gave me the willies.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Only someone raised on British cuisine could think that 'no citrus or avocado ' is a good thing. :barf:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Valko posted:

Self heating Chinese Hot Pots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIfg6x56Ou8

I'm not sure if these qualify as AFP but the Potato Noodle with Sausage Ham gave me the willies.

I've tried one before and it's top 5 worst things I've ever eaten.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


Heartbreaking: I asked my mom(she's like 70 years old) if people when she was growing up really did eat these sorts of aspic horrors and she said yes they did, all the time, and people actually liked them.

I'm glad we've come to our senses as a society about encasing foods in gelatin.

(I also got a fun convo about her memories of the rise of American pizza from those lovely chef boyardee kits to chains :allears:)

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