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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tarnop posted:

Half my monthly food budget

True, but they let you eat the wax afterwards, or at least don't stop you

E: Episode 312 of the Audiology Associates UK vlog


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGKo69q_Uc

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Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Tarnop posted:

It was an unjustified dig, I'm sorry. I'm just pissed off and waxy.

If you have good budget eating tips I'm always ready to learn. I'm at the point of just adding rice to everything

Eh, I didn't even take it as a dig. Remember, we're all on the same side here.

Budget eating: you'll trigger an avalanche but the secret is not a secret: buy staples and mix and match e.g. get frozen chicken breast, a bag of sprouts, a bag of frozen peas, and packet rice. Portion that out and it'll get you 6 goodish full meals for under 8 quid at Aldi. Carrots and potatoes are still cheap, make a dirty mash if you don't want the rice. Add in butter, salt, pepper, herbs to taste. And so on. And of course, allow yourself a choccy bar or bag of crisps or whatever you like, we're not ascetics. The actual secret that they won't tell you is to only really have one big meal a day.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

peanut- posted:

Suella's got her job back

I don't understand, ostensibly, she resigned because she broke security protocol, which is meant to be pretty serious right? How can they just give her the same job back a week later if she resigned over such a thing?

What the actual gently caress?

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish

FiftySeven posted:

I don't understand, ostensibly, she resigned because she broke security protocol, which is meant to be pretty serious right? How can they just give her the same job back a week later if she resigned over such a thing?

What the actual gently caress?

This is an absolute joke of a country where nothing matters, unless you're poor of course

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


FiftySeven posted:

I don't understand, ostensibly, she resigned because she broke security protocol, which is meant to be pretty serious right? How can they just give her the same job back a week later if she resigned over such a thing?

What the actual gently caress?

Because nothing matters baby

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

FiftySeven posted:

I don't understand, ostensibly, she resigned because she broke security protocol, which is meant to be pretty serious right? How can they just give her the same job back a week later if she resigned over such a thing?

What the actual gently caress?

The Tories! *Jazz hands*

Also because that probably never happened she was most likely forced out but Truss didn't want it to seem that way

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
depressing as poo poo, but lol at the shocked pikachu face from the cream of the national press corps
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1584941319155515393

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




FiftySeven posted:

I don't understand, ostensibly, she resigned because she broke security protocol, which is meant to be pretty serious right? How can they just give her the same job back a week later if she resigned over such a thing?

What the actual gently caress?

What would stop them from doing it?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

FiftySeven posted:

I don't understand, ostensibly, she resigned because she broke security protocol, which is meant to be pretty serious right? How can they just give her the same job back a week later if she resigned over such a thing?

What the actual gently caress?

Politicians will cry about their principles (lol) being abandoned by other members of their party and then immediately forget all about it when they're offered filthy lucre because they're venal shitheads who only actually give a poo poo about themselves, not something stupid like principles.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

(not going to find the book to double check!)

Burn it or use it for toilet paper would be my advice, so it'd actually provide some useful value.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
The Floppy Haired Twat But Just Look At That Jawline somehow on the right side of an issue, albeit in the most anodyne way possible.

What wond'rous times these are.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Only Kindness posted:

The Floppy Haired Twat But Just Look At That Jawline somehow on the right side of an issue, albeit in the most anodyne way possible.

What wond'rous times these are.

It's quite simple. You just have to remember the related maxim that There Is Always A Bigger Twat Out There.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
It's an open goal, Keith.

The ball's at your feet and the wind is behind you.

And both the ball and the goal are magnetised.

Do you see where I am going with this Keith.

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

I was hoping Braverman would stay binned and at least Coffey would go as well.

Braverman is a big problem and being invited back to one of the big jobs on the basis of virtually no experience and some truly shocking bad opinions is insane. Is it just the psycho office these days? Just pop a lunatic in there who can bang on about illegal immigrants and giving protesters the death penalty. gently caress this country.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
These Tory Party reboots are getting lazier and lazier.

piano chimp
Feb 2, 2008

ye



Has anyone said "but her emails" about Cruella yet?

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



keep punching joe posted:

Having fun at the beach, just relaxing and kicking back. Not weird, normal guy. One of the (centrist) lads.



gently caress, that's my beach. When was he there? I'd have pushed him into the sea.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Only Kindness posted:

It's an open goal, Keith.

The ball's at your feet and the wind is behind you.

And both the ball and the goal are magnetised.

Do you see where I am going with this Keith.

Get it stuck to the crossbar. Got you.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

FiftySeven posted:

I don't understand, ostensibly, she resigned because she broke security protocol, which is meant to be pretty serious right? How can they just give her the same job back a week later if she resigned over such a thing?

What the actual gently caress?

Because they don’t care and her ‘resignation’ was actually

1) a sacking they agreed to disguise to give the impression the Trussy was still queen bee

2) part of the motions to collapse the Truss government and install a new leader

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Apraxin posted:

depressing as poo poo, but lol at the shocked pikachu face from the cream of the national press corps
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1584941319155515393

Actually surprised that Sunak is reappointing her given the apparent reason she stood down less than a week ago, thought he would be astute enough to attempt to draw a line under the last shitshow but instead he’s immediately dragging it back up. Even Peston can see this.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Who gives a gently caress about the email misdemeanor or whatever

That woman is a vicious ghoul who publicly fetishizes about exporting asylum seekers. She thinks 'tofu eating wokerati' is a real zinger. There's not a single redeeming feature about her and it's shocking that anyone would want her as the face of government.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Barry Foster posted:

That's some weird arcane cult poo poo.

The youth are being corrupted! They're all doing the MoggMogg challenge!

Mogging it up! Mogging it up!

(I'm too lazy to go find that droogs pic. You know the one.)

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Only Kindness posted:

I assume they call it the Moggwyn Dynasty.

This is a reference to Elder Rings (the videogame prequel to Amazon's Lord Of The Rings series) which as far as I can tell is an anime game about riding around on your little horsie, collecting mushrooms, and holding hands with girls.

And some of the girls have four hands.

This must be the weirdest slutshaming I've ever seen.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
"So tofu-eating wokerati... we meet again!"

"You made a mistake coming here, Suella. I am now stronger, woker. Prepare to fu!"

"Fool! This is not even my final form as the home secretary!"

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Only Kindness posted:

Burn it or use it for toilet paper would be my advice, so it'd actually provide some useful value.

I don't own it anymore :) But it is available in all its 'glory' online.
The funny thing is how Rand ended up on welfare & Galt's Gulch cannot exactly be said to have thrived.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Umbra Dubium posted:

gently caress, that's my beach. When was he there? I'd have pushed him into the sea.

*In extremely Thangham Debbonaire voice* This person has just told Keith to drown – I believe that is a threat to kill!!!

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Was thinking just now about that Pratchett quote he puts in the Patrician’s mouth about how most people mostly just want tomorrow to be mostly like today, after listening to a podcast with the latest scholarship on why revolts are so rare.

Hypothesis: predictability is actually the thing people want most in life because you can’t plan for the future without it. The biggest barrier we face to getting people behind changes to make their lives better is that those changes make their lives less predictable. Nobody can actually function under conditions where chaos rules, you don’t know whether it’s better to be a hyper-capitalist hustler or a communist agitator and if you pick wrong it’s a death squad / gulag, your kids might get eaten at any time by a demon of Tzeentch etc. And people are reluctant to take a risk on publicly supporting a change until they have cover for doing it.

So people really hate anything that increases uncertainty. They hate this more than they hate their standard of living decreasing predictably, in a way they can plan around.

To cope with this without going mad, normal brains invent reasons why the status quo is actually cool and good. A few weirdos don’t do this but that capacity is equally likely to result in Jordan Peterson as it is Karl Marx or Galileo.

Implications:

- radical change can only happen if the government fucks up so badly that they create too much uncertainty over the future. Supplemental: this is why Lizzy T really got shanked. She reduced the relative risk of going socialist v sticking with Tories.

- the main aim of any socialist party is to get the masses onside; the way to achieve this is to reduce the risk and uncertainty people the masses feel as a result of supporting socialists. I think this tracks for why running food banks etc is so effective, it makes us a known quantity with positive associations.

It may also imply that politically you should never run a funding or benefit program unless you are so well resourced that you will never have to turn anyone down, because if users have only got a 50% chance of it working out in their favour, that’s scary uncertainty and they’ll be more pissed off if they ask and don’t get. But then that hits the moral barrier of, sometimes you just need to just help whoever you can. I suspect this is a big question for unions that haven’t got critical mass, for example.

- accelerationists are focused on the wrong thing. People don’t revolt because of how badly oppressed they are in objective terms. People revolt because either they can’t figure out whether whatever they’re doing to try to survive will work or not, or because they are convinced it will not. Turns out we can accept an awful lot of predictable oppression (some of the research cited was on how enslaved people rationalised things, some was on how people in concentration camps survived)! But put us in a situation where live or die is 50/50 and we don’t understand why, and we will riot.

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.
Electric question. Got a Neff induction hob. Worked just fine for 7 years. Trying to make tea and when it gets switched on, that circuit trips. If it's in standby mode then it is fine but as soon as the hob is turned on the circuit trips.

Went outside, reset the breaker. Tried again, happens again. Changed fuse in hob plug, rest breaker, happens again. Tried in different plug socket, reset breaker, happens again.

To me that means the hob is probably dead and needs repairing/replacing. Sound right? Any other testing that could be done?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/jeevanrai/status/1584675688363495424

I can't actually figure out which is whose face & hair.
Or are they both Starmer hair & Sunak face?

Biggus Dickus
May 18, 2005

Roadies know where to focus the spotlight.

Sad Panda posted:

To me that means the hob is probably dead and needs repairing/replacing. Sound right? Any other testing that could be done?

Soundd like something is shorting inside. It might be repairable but it depends how easy it is to get st the innards.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Sad Panda posted:

Electric question. Got a Neff induction hob. Worked just fine for 7 years. Trying to make tea and when it gets switched on, that circuit trips. If it's in standby mode then it is fine but as soon as the hob is turned on the circuit trips.

Went outside, reset the breaker. Tried again, happens again. Changed fuse in hob plug, rest breaker, happens again. Tried in different plug socket, reset breaker, happens again.

To me that means the hob is probably dead and needs repairing/replacing. Sound right? Any other testing that could be done?

You are almost certainly tripping an RCD breaker, which protects against shorts.

Stop using this appliance immediately.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

https://twitter.com/jeevanrai/status/1584675688363495424

I can't actually figure out which is whose face & hair.
Or are they both Starmer hair & Sunak face?

Looks like they're both blends, left side leaning slightly more towards Keith, right side slightly more Rishi.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Alok Sharma out of the cabinet, Therese Coffee in as environment secretary. At least tomatoes will be cheap.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1584951732123336704

e: fb. Should have refreshed.

My MP Mel Stride is Work and Pensions secretary. I think he was eyeing up the chancellor job.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Sad Panda posted:

Electric question. Got a Neff induction hob. Worked just fine for 7 years. Trying to make tea and when it gets switched on, that circuit trips. If it's in standby mode then it is fine but as soon as the hob is turned on the circuit trips.

Went outside, reset the breaker. Tried again, happens again. Changed fuse in hob plug, rest breaker, happens again. Tried in different plug socket, reset breaker, happens again.

To me that means the hob is probably dead and needs repairing/replacing. Sound right? Any other testing that could be done?

When you say 'the breaker' is it the MCB on the circuit or the consumer units main RCD (assuming it's not already on it's own RCBO). Almost always if it worked fine before, and nothing else has changed, then it's knackered.

Jeherrin posted:

You are almost certainly tripping an RCD breaker, which protects against shorts.

MCB protects against short circuit / overcurrent. RCD is for earth leakage :science:

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

Jeherrin posted:

You are almost certainly tripping an RCD breaker, which protects against shorts.

Stop using this appliance immediately.


kecske posted:

When you say 'the breaker' is it the MCB on the circuit or the consumer units main RCD (assuming it's not already on it's own RCBO). Almost always if it worked fine before, and nothing else has changed, then it's knackered.

MCB protects against short circuit / overcurrent. RCD is for earth leakage :science:


I'm not sure of the difference between MCB/RCD even after Googling. Basically on the box outside with the breakers on, it's the individual switch for that circuit that needs flicking back rather than the whole house. Is that the difference between them?

It's now unplugged.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

keep punching joe posted:

Having fun at the beach, just relaxing and kicking back. Not weird, normal guy. One of the (centrist) lads.



I too like to relax at the beach, kicking it back in a full suit and tie combo as the sand gets in to my loafers

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Sad Panda posted:

I'm not sure of the difference between MCB/RCD even after Googling. Basically on the box outside with the breakers on, it's the individual switch for that circuit that needs flicking back rather than the whole house. Is that the difference between them?
MCB protects against over current, if you run 10 hairdryers at the same time from extension leads that'll be what trips after a few seconds. RCD protects against current going where it shouldn't, if you drop one hairdryer in the bath that'll be what trips in (hopefully) a few milliseconds.

MCBs can trip fast too in the event of a complete short circuit, which is what I suspect you have there, or the individual breaker could be an RCBO (both in one, newer).

You could get a load tester, but those are either expensive or vaguely suspect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQGXZU2d4I

I'd assume knackered, no user serviceable components within.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
You might remember me posting a few years back about the pigs trying to nail me to the wall for violent disorder at a protest, and it looks like the hammer has dropped. I’ve been charged, though because I found out through someone pointing me towards a court listing, I don’t know what with. Presumably what I’m expecting but you never know. Anyhow, it hit me like a ton of bricks at first but I’ve recomposed myself. It’s scary but I’ve not compromised my own moral code and that would be far worse than theoretically breaking a law set by someone I probably wouldn’t even get on with.

Worst case is a bit of prison time, though it’s my first offence if they convict and I’ve not been involved in that world for a long time. To be fair, even if worst comes to worst i tend to get along with people and I’m fairly stacked and hairy, so I think I’d be okay. And I’d end up absolutely ripped from lots of working out and not much food, probably meet some interesting characters, experience something not many people ever do, and generally get to be the ‘guy who’s dead nice but also went to prison for a bit so don’t mess with him’.

All in all I’m not feeling as bad as I expected, other than having to shell out for legal help. loving pig bastards.

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Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Keith probably doesn't help put the jumps away after pony club.

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