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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

sleep with the vicious posted:

Donald Trump is in the WWE Hall of fame

Trump calling Vince because his car exploded in a promo and Trump thought he was actually killed

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30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Tired: Where Is Your Chin
Wired: What Is Your Chin

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


even aside from the swastika shirt that dude looks like he needs a nice punch in the face

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Spergin Morlock posted:

even aside from the swastika shirt that dude looks like he needs a nice punch in the face

he looks like he was punched in the face

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Hand Knit posted:

he looks like he was punched in the face

one works well,

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/judiciarygop/status/1578174670854975491

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
That time Trump got Covid and they pumped him full of steroids and then let him tweet

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


vyelkin posted:

That time Trump got Covid and they pumped him full of steroids and then let him tweet

He wanted to do an address from his hospital bed where he ripped open his gown to show a Superman S but the haters intervened

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
i miss him

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:

He wanted to do an address from his hospital bed where he ripped open his gown to show a Superman S but the haters intervened

second most deprived moment after the near-moonwalk

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I have no proof of this and I think the timeline might be wrong but I am hereby claiming that the reason Trump made devout tradcath Sean Spicer wait outside instead of meeting the Pope with the rest of the team is because Spicer nixed the Superman bit

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Swaztikaboy has a eerie similarity to a character in Swifts latest music video.
Interesting.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

projecthalaxy posted:

I have no proof of this and I think the timeline might be wrong but I am hereby claiming that the reason Trump made devout tradcath Sean Spicer wait outside instead of meeting the Pope with the rest of the team is because Spicer nixed the Superman bit

No, Spicer was out long before COVID iirc

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

more falafel please posted:

No, Spicer was out long before COVID iirc

Fool that you are, assuming TRUMP is bound by linear time.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Fool that you are, assuming TRUMP is bound by linear time.

Sisko trying to explain the concept to the prophets, who appear to be Trump, Ivanka, Don Jr and Seb Gorka.

Phlogiston 4 Lyfe
May 13, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Wasn't the guy who posted the Warren barbershop originally the same guy that got scared of the ~satanic airbnb~. I remember someone in the comments speculating that the back porch "old people in a viagra commercial"-style tub was there for collecting blood from sacrifices.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Phlogiston 4 Lyfe posted:

Wasn't the guy who posted the Warren barbershop originally the same guy that got scared of the ~satanic airbnb~. I remember someone in the comments speculating that the back porch "old people in a viagra commercial"-style tub was there for collecting blood from sacrifices.

Yes lol

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
You work in DC and you're bothered by arch-demons?

Phlogiston 4 Lyfe
May 13, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Another memory related to the Warren barbershop guy: I was in a discord with a guy who knew WBSG, and I'm now remembering getting called a racist for making fun of their friend's totally reasonable (and common to all POC) fear of, uh, the kind of decorations my mom has up year round because she's way too into Halloween and loves Hocus Pocus.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

vyelkin posted:

everything about the Elizabeth Warren 2020 campaign
- the barbershop
- the DNA test
- trying to hotmic Bernie
- snake emojis are misogynist because of the garden of eden
- that one right-wing guy claiming she was domming a marine
- it's his house, he's supposed to be there!
- the dog
- she's electable if you vote for her
- probably more stuff i can't remember off the top of my head idk

coming in third place in Massachusetts

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Hex code tattoos

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Didn't Warren have a week or so early on where she was ahead of Bernie in the polls and she was all "Bernie should drop out so that a progressive can win" and then she tanked and didn't drop out because that logic only exists when it helps her.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

Didn't Warren have a week or so early on where she was ahead of Bernie in the polls and she was all "Bernie should drop out so that a progressive can win" and then she tanked and didn't drop out because that logic only exists when it helps her.

She wasnt just ahead of Bernie, in October she very briefly got ahead of Biden. She of course immediately started to moderate her message and lost almost all support, permanently.

The only other person to get ahead of Biden was Bernie, for about one beautiful week before SC smashed all our dreams. :smith:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

coming in third place in Massachusetts

The media trying to suggest this was good, actually

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

coming in third place in Massachusetts

lol, i actually had forgotten about this one

lmao, actually

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Biden promising like 8 people the VP simultaneously to get their delegates

---Stacey Abrams finding out in real time

---Everyone having to pretend that fixing half the potholes in south bend made you a qualified secretary of transport

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Threatening to 9/11 Canada is still funny

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

The internal battle on Biden's face during that Stacey Abrams call is something else, you could tell he was briefed on her announcement but couldn't physically utter the sentence

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Pete called the wrong number and left a voicemail for Biden, asking what he was going to get in return for dropping out and endorsing.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yang made a public statement about how he dropped out in return for a job, which means he openly admitted to participating in a criminal conspiracy. the only consequence was that he did not get a job.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

yang made a public statement about how he dropped out in return for a job, which means he openly admitted to participating in a criminal conspiracy. the only consequence was that he did not get a job.

Luckily he was already in jail for that picture of him dead-eyed spraying aerosol whip cream into that dudes mouth

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Luckily he was already in jail for that picture of him dead-eyed spraying aerosol whip cream into that dudes mouth

he looked like a guy that really enjoys spraying white stuff in another dude's mouth

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




Howard Dean got zeroed for yelling, Dukakis for wearing a labelled helmet, but you can just do this and still be part of Centrist Voltron

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:



Howard Dean got zeroed for yelling, Dukakis for wearing a labelled helmet, but you can just do this and still be part of Centrist Voltron

the funniest part was when he wanted to enthusiastically shoot cream in another dude's mouth but his campaign guy was like "no. no cool it"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Spergin Morlock posted:

the funniest part was when he wanted to enthusiastically shoot cream in another dude's mouth but his campaign guy was like "no. no cool it"

Professional Party Pooper

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'd never read any articles about the whipped cream just seen the picture in a vacuum and lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

I'd never read any articles about the whipped cream just seen the picture in a vacuum and lol



let he who has never broken in a new office cast the first stone

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

projecthalaxy posted:

I'd never read any articles about the whipped cream just seen the picture in a vacuum and lol



lmao yeah if you watch the full video you get all the great little details like the full-service quote, and his campaign manager throwing up a "the gently caress??" hand when he says it. His campaign manager standing in disbelief at what just happened, then finally snapping out of it when Yang goes for it a second time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDRfKARDPZc

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
CNN cutting to Chasten's face when Buttigieg gleefully talked about gobbling CIA anti-gay pills

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Private Cumshoe posted:

Chasten's face when Buttigieg gleefully talked about gobbling CIA anti-gay pills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHMIx0lAYls

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