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Ohtori Akio posted:It's funny because the posts are completely indistinguishable now. it makes cspam very hard to follow, but i like my lobster shirt bernie
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:Protocols of the Elder Scrolls of Atlantis Lmfao
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lobster shirt posted:it makes cspam very hard to follow, but i like my lobster shirt bernie thats a crayfish
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:thats a crayfish Get his rear end.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:thats a crayfish 
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Tokyo Sexwale posted:I was mistaken about Seth's custom title, he actually got it for giving this post a sixer: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=527305782&noseen=1 I think it was actually for this post Spinz posted:Regarding Pete Davidson
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Oct 28, 2022 19:27
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Buschmaki posted:I think it was actually for this post plz don't post untagged warcrimes in this thread
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:I spent 2 years living in a tent with lovely 2G cell phone internet, so literally all I could do was read SA. the buddhism posts are so good
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Ruddha posted:A young monk approached Joshu, saying, "Master, I have just entered the monastery, please give me your teaching!" Joshu replied, "Have you eaten?" The young monk confirmed, "Uh, yes I have." Joshu calmly replied "Then you should wash your bowl." The young monk's face got really angry as he screamed at him "That is retarded. Are you serious? Come on. Ohhh my god. That's not even what I asked for, talk about bad faith. I'm outta here." Whenever someone says 'retarded' shouldn't be posted on this website this is what I think of. This is what word filters rob you of. The perfect post.
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Buschmaki posted:I think it was actually for this post That post spawned at least 2 QCS threads ranting about mods hating women. There's the "5000 page" GBS thread that seems like a chat thread for a handful of specific posters and they treat Spinz like their patron saint.
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pentyne posted:That post spawned at least 2 QCS threads ranting about mods hating women. There's the "5000 page" GBS thread that seems like a chat thread for a handful of specific posters and they treat Spinz like their patron saint. It's one of the last vestiges of the lovely dad gay so what style dudes and it's quaint to see it
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Ohtori Akio posted:It's funny because the posts are completely indistinguishable now. Now?
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I wish I had some good rear end sagas to offer to the thread right now because it feels like two weeks of the most boring political forum poo poo for thousands of posts. Anyone remember the sega killer??
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pentyne posted:That post spawned at least 2 QCS threads ranting about mods hating women. There's the "5000 page" GBS thread that seems like a chat thread for a handful of specific posters and they treat Spinz like their patron saint. Spanish Manlove posted:It's one of the last vestiges of the lovely dad gay so what style dudes and it's quaint to see it  judging by the most recent derpies alt being banned, they all hang out in a sinister offsite discord keeping the style alive lol i do like the idea of some deep cover goon going party plane jones on a bunch of guys who like to say "u tuggin" though
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I guess not a saga, but there was that one mod (or maybe a few? my memory is a sieve) that would close threads because they were "getting too many posts". Did this really happen or am i insane?
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Tetramin posted:I wish I had some good rear end sagas to offer to the thread right now because it feels like two weeks of the most boring political forum poo poo for thousands of posts. cakefarts as a meme was started by OwlOfCreamCheese being the first person to find it and get it going viral.
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Brian Worms posted:I guess not a saga, but there was that one mod (or maybe a few? my memory is a sieve) that would close threads because they were "getting too many posts". Did this really happen or am i insane? Too many posts in a thread would bring the servers to their knees in the old days, so threads routinely got closed after 1000 posts. Idk if you're asking about something else tho.
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Brian Worms posted:I guess not a saga, but there was that one mod (or maybe a few? my memory is a sieve) that would close threads because they were "getting too many posts". Did this really happen or am i insane? There was a period of time where long threads actually made the site break
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welcome posted:Too many posts in a thread would bring the servers to their knees in the old days, so threads routinely got closed after 1000 posts. Idk if you're asking about something else tho. No, this was like a "it's getting too chatty in here, closing the thread for a day" kind of thing.
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politics posting is like staring directly at the sun too long. just don'tHitlersaurus Christ posted:Protocols of the Elder Scrolls of Atlantis lmfao
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:Protocols of the Elder Scrolls of Atlantis Can this be the new thread title, it's great
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Goons took over a browser game based on politics and war, called "Politics and War" by implementing full scale automatic communism, and ruled over the game so effortlessly the main admin actually hosed around with the rules and ended up destroying the game in order to "own" the goons. Politics & Wars: Come check out all the better games we play A j4g Joining goons P&W quote:Just recently (like months ago) Goons overran a browser game called Politics And War by setting taxes to 100%, having each goon only create one resource, and then using a discord bot to operate supply requests and hand out battle targets. As a result, all the nazi/wehraboo alliances started banding together to stop the juggernaut of actual automated communism to little success. There was also a 'baseball' minigame that was being run by a certain player who only let people access a translated korean manga if they joined and gave her stuff, getting up to 1000 people that way. Goons also took it over. quote:See, the game had a minigame in it that magic'd up money out of thin air every time you clicked a box on screen. Goons saw that and went balls deep into maximizing the minigame income. We set up a cartel that forced other people to pay us if they wanted to play the game, or we'd blacklist them. Since we were playing like 90% of all baseball games anybody that chose to ignore our weekly bills quickly found themselves unable to play the minigame profitably. pentyne fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Oct 28, 2022 |
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Brian Worms posted:I guess not a saga, but there was that one mod (or maybe a few? my memory is a sieve) that would close threads because they were "getting too many posts". Did this really happen or am i insane? To add on to what others have said, for a while the thinking was that people tended to click on short threads rather than long ones, so it was good to refresh megathreads every now and then so it wouldn't be the same 20 posters over and over again
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pentyne posted:That post spawned at least 2 QCS threads ranting about mods hating women. There's the "5000 page" GBS thread that seems like a chat thread for a handful of specific posters and they treat Spinz like their patron saint. love people running to QCS to defend their buds without even reading the post that got their pal probed Ichabod Tane posted:Edit: looking at her most recent probe, talking about Pete Davidson (lol) being confident and that being sexy is not nitty gritty sex details and a wack reason to probe someone imo. yeah maybe it was for talking about Pete Davidson's excellent confident, or perhaps it was because several sentences later we had to see this: Spinz posted:consistently being just fantastic for you in the sack. I'm still carrying a torch for the dweeby autistic guy I thought wasn't good enough that made me come like magic every drat time.
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pentyne posted:There was also a 'baseball' minigame that was being run by a certain player who only let people access a translated korean manga if they joined and gave her stuff, getting up to 1000 people that way. Goons also took it over. the korean manga was Who Made Me a Princess for the shoujo fans out there.
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pentyne posted:Goons took over a browser game based on politics and war, called "Politics and War" by implementing full scale automatic communism, and ruled over the game so effortlessly the main admin actually hosed around with the rules and ended up destroying the game in order to "own" the goons. The handful of kids who still play that game are still fuckin terrified of goons, to the point where an intentionally leaked convo of us talking about making a return a few months ago had them go full defcon 5 panicking about which people in their org were secret goon spies etc. along with some of them making a podcast episode asking for people to hack into Something Awful to get Intel on us.
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Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:The handful of kids who still play that game are still fuckin terrified of goons, to the point where an intentionally leaked convo of us talking about making a return a few months ago had them go full defcon 5 panicking about which people in their org were secret goon spies etc. along with some of them making a podcast episode asking for people to hack into Something Awful to get Intel on us. lol do they know that hacking into SA only costs ten bucks?
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:spinz is gross lol
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I misread that the manga in question was about baseball. Without clicking that link, I'd wager my assumption was a better outcome.
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WarpDogs posted:love people running to QCS to defend their buds without even reading the post that got their pal probed elton john voice goodbye autistic dweeb
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Buschmaki posted:I think it was actually for this post an autistic guy thinking about trains harder than he ever has in his life so he bust in a 50 year old woman
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IGgy IGsen posted:lol I just started searching their forums for the keyword "goon"  E: I cant take this seriously but they seem to really think that buying an SA account is some deep insult to the game's ecosystem https://forum.politicsandwar.com/in...#comment-433475
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12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don't believe me. Where have they gone to? There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Barack Obama. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WASHINGTON DC, with red concentric circles. I'm uneasy, but what can we do? Terror is defeated and if Obama were a Muslim, he'd be just as gone as them. There's no cause for alarm. Within months, Barack Obama has declared a war on vague unease. It's a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Muslims had left, but I don't think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer's eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world. Aeroplanes don't exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low to support their wings. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven't changed, but the atmosphere.. One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Barack is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven. Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar panel and ribbons of golden cloth. It's a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Obama strides across the landscape, taller than the Freedom Tower. We've given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and guns no longer fire. I'm starting to wish the Muslims were back. We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they're mosques. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. "Look at how they wield their guns," writes a man. "I always said he'd take our guns away." They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife! It's long been clear that Obama brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can't bring myself to blame him for it. He's reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Obama does not carry us, we can climb...
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IGgy IGsen posted:lol They are literal highschoolers so I don't think they have credit cards.
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Upgrade posted:also the absolute craziest part of the Ukraine drama is that an admin was literally removed for genocide denial and those same posts that everyone was disgusted by are now allowed and encouraged ppl keep saying this but homework explainer quit because you people have brain damage and made that up + kept repeating it over and over. also according to him being an admin is mad fail, which I believe
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