Schadenfreude Reboot: ANIMAL CONTROL STOLE MY ASS

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Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Grem posted:

The real story is that they kept asking a friend of Steve Marker's what he thought, and he kept saying "Garbage". Less interesting, still kinda funny.

We all need a friend of Steve Marker in our lives

# ? Oct 30, 2022 02:01

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# ? May 12, 2024 15:51

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

By popular demand posted:

That's just disappointing, the only Australian delivery service I'll accept would have to get giant spiders making the deliveries and they must be equipped with cork hats!

Sharks are permitted for sea deliveries.

Huh; I would have expected that they would use box jellyfish

# ? Oct 30, 2022 04:28

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

PainterofCrap posted:

Huh; I would have expected that they would use box jellyfish

We've been stung by them before so they went under.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 05:00

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/jGsUuVPVPZZvC6iKW6Tqi4X3oWIs4-RIMQzHdnplCzE/https/i.imgur.com/Sxg8D6p.mp4

# ? Oct 30, 2022 07:30

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Infinitum posted:

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/jGsUuVPVPZZvC6iKW6Tqi4X3oWIs4-RIMQzHdnplCzE/https/i.imgur.com/Sxg8D6p.mp4

when you hit the wrong button in GTA

# ? Oct 30, 2022 07:40

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/npWPxAk.mp4

If your car is stuck on something slick, don't just floor it!!!

Ok, but if that had been snow, the fire would have melted it, freeing him from his predicament.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 13:41

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

too cool for seatbelts

# ? Oct 30, 2022 15:09

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

Philthy posted:

too cool for seatbelts

He was flung to safety!

# ? Oct 30, 2022 15:21

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

If you can read this the driver fell out.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 15:25

Your Gay Uncle: Feb 16, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Good news is she can walk again

https://twitter.com/bitchesbfightin/status/1544794124511055872

# ? Oct 30, 2022 16:28

Phuzun: Jul 4, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/IMl7lOJ.mp4

# ? Oct 30, 2022 16:30

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Well this story just keeps on developing.
:suspense:

# ? Oct 30, 2022 16:57

meatpimp: May 15, 2004; Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

Phuzun posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IMl7lOJ.mp4

Fascinating.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 17:03

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Phuzun posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IMl7lOJ.mp4

How did you get footage of one of my weirder dreams?

# ? Oct 30, 2022 17:35

Prof. Spaceman: May 1, 2007; NOPE

Phuzun posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IMl7lOJ.mp4

I know this dude *probably* isn't a Terminator but I wouldn't be sticking around to find out

# ? Oct 30, 2022 17:37

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

too cool for clothes

# ? Oct 30, 2022 17:38

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I don't need my clothes, my boots, or my motor vehicle.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 18:09

Brimstone Inquiry: Jan 21, 2007

generic one posted:

https://twitter.com/bodybagnall/status/1585934157154115584?s=46&t=1d4bQelnMnwDP2Np2SyTHw

This is why you should be like Thanos and do it yourse-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnzkBuHDHEg

# ? Oct 30, 2022 18:18

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0Xszm59.mp4

I can't believe how much that dog owns

# ? Oct 30, 2022 18:24

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Good news is she can walk again

https://twitter.com/bitchesbfightin/status/1544794124511055872

I'd need a wheelchair too if I was stacked like that, drat

# ? Oct 30, 2022 18:24

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'd be freaked out if I found a deer in my plane.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 18:32

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

Buce posted:

I can't believe how much that dog owns

Reminds me of this guy,

# ? Oct 30, 2022 18:34

Phuzun: Jul 4, 2007

Skippy McPants posted:

Reminds me of this guy,

So close to hitting that water in pose. Just going against every instinct.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 18:53

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317446131586170880/1036078518053916672/7134212778985950510.mp4

# ? Oct 30, 2022 19:22

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Basticle posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317446131586170880/1036078518053916672/7134212778985950510.mp4

That was worth the wait.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 20:00

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Yeah that was really dumb until the last half a second where it was wonderful.

I guess the buildup is required though.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 21:27

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Yeah that was really dumb until the last half a second where it was wonderful.

I guess the buildup is required though.

yep

# ? Oct 30, 2022 21:55

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

https://i.imgur.com/SZPN3Wl_lq.mp4

I think this was posted before but eh, whatever.

https://i.imgur.com/VBaNbLn.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/mjcoCOM_lq.mp4

PSYCH AGAIN!!!! :twisted:

# ? Oct 30, 2022 22:12

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

The delivery guy looks like the upper half of his body wants to save the package from the dog but his lower half is trying to hurry back to the truck and floor it out of there. He also knows he�s on video.

# ? Oct 30, 2022 22:37

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

https://i.imgur.com/SZPN3Wl_lq.mp4

I think this was posted before but eh, whatever.

https://i.imgur.com/VBaNbLn.mp4

good dog

PSYCH AGAIN!!!!

# ? Oct 30, 2022 22:45

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Ralph Hurley posted:

The delivery guy looks like the upper half of his body wants to save the package from the dog but his lower half is trying to hurry back to the truck and floor it out of there. He also knows he�s on video.

It looks like the tape was already broken anyway. Now he has an excuse for why the package ended up looking like it did.

# ? Oct 31, 2022 00:12

Evil SpongeBob: Dec 1, 2005; Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Yeah that was really dumb until the last half a second where it was wonderful.

I guess the buildup is required though.

You recording me speaking with my wife again?

# ? Oct 31, 2022 03:00

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Evil SpongeBob posted:

You recording me speaking with my wife again?

# ? Oct 31, 2022 03:03

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bolsonaro lost the election, and the fascists are taking it well :toot:

https://twitter.com/davidrkadler/status/1586862091461443589

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Good news is she can walk again

this post sucks.

# ? Oct 31, 2022 03:27

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Evil SpongeBob posted:

You recording me speaking with my wife again?

When I �speak� with your wife the good part lasts way longer than half a second, so it must be you

# ? Oct 31, 2022 03:31

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Zopotantor posted:

How did you get footage of one of my weirder dreams?

The Terminator but it's a Tesla AI so it got the wrong size clothes and can't drive so it crashed.

# ? Oct 31, 2022 03:49

Lysandus: Jun 21, 2010

Can someone repost that tamper monkey script that auto shows the controls on videos?

# ? Oct 31, 2022 04:30

Swilo: Jun 2, 2004; ANIME SUCKS HARD

Lysandus posted:

Can someone repost that tamper monkey script that auto shows the controls on videos?

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name               video resizing and sound
// @namespace          https://forums.somethingawful.com/
// @description        loving giant vertical recording
// @include            https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @grant              GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

GM_addStyle("video { max-height: 1000px; max-width: 1000px;} ");

window.addEventListener("load", function() {
    $("video").attr("controls", "controls");
}, false);

# ? Oct 31, 2022 05:35

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Lysandus posted:

Can someone repost that tamper monkey script that auto shows the controls on videos?

This one also autopauses and sets the volume to 20%

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Fix videos - somethingawful.com
// @namespace   Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match       https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2/27/2020, 11:56:31 PM
// ==/UserScript==

const fixVideos = setTimeout(function(){
  var videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
  for(var i = 0; i < videos.length; i++){
    videos[i].removeAttribute('loop');
    videos[i].controls = true;
    videos[i].pause();
    videos[i].currentTime = 0;
    videos[i].volume = 0.2;
    videos[i].muted = false;
  }
}, 500);

# ? Oct 31, 2022 05:50

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# ? May 12, 2024 15:51

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

That rulz.

# ? Oct 31, 2022 06:20

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