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axolotl farmer posted:it was on one of the first episodes of Jackass this makes it ok in the video there’s actually a clear video edit between him puking the eggs and the finished omelette so it’s very likely he could have just faked it
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 15:07 |
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sounds like you're super into this also we're done talking about it now
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 16:31 |
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c old man s: i had a random pain this weekend that reminded me of the kidney stone i had a few years ago. i really hope it's not making a comeback but if it does i'm demanding the good drugs this time.
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 16:42 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:i'm demanding the good drugs this time. i was about to say "yeah pulling this move just earns you cops in your room and then a hospital discharge" but then i remembered you live in a nation with actual health care
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 17:50 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I don't think I will.
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 18:10 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:c old man s: i had a random pain this weekend that reminded me of the kidney stone i had a few years ago. i really hope it's not making a comeback but if it does i'm demanding the good drugs this time.
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 18:39 |
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my dad said his kidney stones were worse than getting shot (he was shot twice in vietnam)
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 21:35 |
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calling them "stones" really undersells what they actually look like (a package of razor blades that suffered a transporter accident rather than something smooth and round that youd find in a streambed)
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 21:46 |
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Can confirm, kidney stones are uncomfortable, 0/10 would never want again.
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 21:47 |
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kidney czech hedgehogs
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 21:47 |
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FMguru posted:a package of razor blades that suffered a transporter accident lol thankfully never had to deal with one but i've seen them, and lmao
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 21:53 |
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FMguru posted:calling them "stones" really undersells what they actually look like (a package of razor blades that suffered a transporter accident rather than something smooth and round that youd find in a streambed) yeah even kidney crystals would be a lot more accurate
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 22:31 |
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piss shards
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 22:33 |
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took a 3 year old adderall to see if it'll fix my stupid brain this time around and nope, still doesnt fix my stupid brain.
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 22:55 |
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I’ve had kidney stones the benefit of this is whenever someone talks about giving birth you can be all like “once someone told me that kidney stones is worse than child birth” in order to make sure the birth giver knows you are on the same level as them if not higher
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:06 |
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echinopsis posted:I’ve had kidney stones if this is funny-posting I give it a 2/10 if this is serious posting I give it 0/10 either way, bad post, I'm gonna have to go buy a newspaper so I can roll it up and smack you on the nose
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:12 |
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The Fool posted:if this is funny-posting I give it a 2/10 i've never had kidney stones, but i make it a priority to tell child-having women that i've heard it's way worse and that they should consider that before they complain
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:15 |
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i tell a great story about how husbands are actually the ones who hurt the most in childbirth and I'll tell it at the drop of a hat
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:16 |
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rotor posted:took a 3 year old adderall to see if it'll fix my stupid brain this time around and nope, still doesnt fix my stupid brain. well. it is sure fun to on lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:26 |
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Beeftweeter posted:well. it is sure fun to on lol i didnt need help with that, frankly
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:27 |
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eech now i just have a weird headache
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:29 |
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i mean, if you wanna go a bit more in depth about what you're struggling with maybe we can help (if you don't it's also totally understandable) i find it's good for laser focusing on something, but you gotta have the motivation to do the thing first. if you don't (and this happens to me frequently) you just end up dicking around and having a blast. nothing gets done of course
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# ? Oct 31, 2022 23:30 |
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rotor posted:i tell a great story about how husbands are actually the ones who hurt the most in childbirth and I'll tell it at the drop of a hat you should forward it to kelly and get credit on one of his comics
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 00:00 |
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graph posted:you should forward it to kelly and get credit on one of his comics naw i cant tell it online, its an irl-only type of story
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 00:23 |
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graph posted:you should forward it to kelly and get credit on one of his comics The next Kelly comic posted:The pain of being Greg-nant
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 02:07 |
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As they say, you can take a 3 year old adderall but you can't make it think
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 02:18 |
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The Fool posted:if this is funny-posting I give it a 2/10 i’m definitely a terrible poster AND also pretty dumb but no where near dumb enough to do what I said there
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 03:03 |
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rotor posted:took a 3 year old adderall to see if it'll fix my stupid brain this time around and nope, still doesnt fix my stupid brain. it's old and expired, it lost its potency. if it's 3 years old, you should take 3 of them. crush and snort in the bathroom at the gas station across from the high school for best results
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 05:55 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:it's old and expired, it lost its potency. if it's 3 years old, you should take 3 of them. crush and snort in the bathroom at the gas station across from the high school for best results it didnt fix my stupid brain when it was fresh, which is why i still have a 3 year old bottle of amphetamines sitting around the house, so i'm not sure why i thought it was fix it now.
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 06:10 |
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it is not a mental failing of yours to have kept the drugs. everyone does that. unless you have issues with drug abuse, it's better to have them and not need them, than need them and not have them
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 06:13 |
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why do you think your brain is broken I mean mine is clearly broken
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 06:46 |
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rotor, have you been checked for depression? it sucks and for me it snuck up on me slowly enough that I didn’t realize something was wrong until my office mate told me. that was a long time ago, but I got it treated. also learned that depression looks very different for different people. for me, it was a massive feeling of indifference for pretty much anything, and inability to get anything done because I just couldn’t care.
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 07:34 |
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i printed out "you had a better day than jordan peterson" and taped it to my bathroom mirror and it cured so many of my brain bummer maladies
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 08:06 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i printed out "you had a better day than jordan peterson" and taped it to my bathroom mirror and it cured so many of my brain bummer maladies self help for the modern YOSPOSter
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 08:09 |
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axolotl farmer posted:rotor, have you been checked for depression? it sucks and for me it snuck up on me slowly enough that I didn’t realize something was wrong until my office mate told me. yeah. it’s worth checking in every now and then, it can creep up on you. i’ve had major, severe, and highly symptomatic bouts which are plainly obvious to people around me, but i’ve also had it creep up on me slowly but steadily over long periods. i need brain pills but it took me years to find the right thing + train in helpful mental habits to keep it under control
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 11:14 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i printed out "you had a better day than jordan peterson" and taped it to my bathroom mirror and it cured so many of my brain bummer maladies hell yeah
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 11:38 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i printed out "you had a better day than jordan peterson" and taped it to my bathroom mirror and it cured so many of my brain bummer maladies nice
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axolotl farmer posted:rotor, have you been checked for depression? it sucks and for me it snuck up on me slowly enough that I didn’t realize something was wrong until my office mate told me. i have not. my issue is that i cannot get motivated to do any work. Sounds like you & me have similar issues. I talked to my doctor briefly about cognitive behavioral therapy' and it sounds neat but i really just want a pill that makes me better without needing any effort on my part, or at least a pill that makes me able to expend effort on things.
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 21:00 |
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rotor posted:i have not. my issue is that i cannot get motivated to do any work. Sounds like you & me have similar issues. I talked to my doctor briefly about cognitive behavioral therapy' and it sounds neat but i really just want a pill that makes me better without needing any effort on my part, or at least a pill that makes me able to expend effort on things. i'm in the same boat and they recommended CBT to me too, which i didn't do because it just sounded like a massive waste of time. i also take adderall though, and usually if something is important enough to do that's impetus enough. if it's not, i really, really don't want to do it, so i completely feel you there i wish i could say i had a solution but i don't. its just something i've had to learn to deal with for pretty much forever
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 22:20 |
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cbt is good as a concept but i just put it into practice myself rather than going along and being coached on it it’s mental effort to do it for a while but then it isn’t. i’m a fan
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