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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I went to McDonald's and the guy in front of me at the drivethru paid for my order. Thanks drivethru guy

they let bikes in the drive thru?

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

this country loving sucks man lol

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Durf posted:

what if my WEAPON is a FORKLIFT

MOTHERFUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy4tYtbMHpE

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

why is everyone mad today

I keep getting woken up throughout the night by antidepressant withdrawal nightmares

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





if twitter really was a town square we could pay $5 to toss rotten cabbages at Elon's head

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

goth smoking cloves posted:

Lpzie 2 is probably alec imo

it could be Lpzie, i'm not sure anyone else would know how to get that handle (is there a Lpzie 1?)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
"I bought this gun to protect my family," says fifty-something man who snaps and murders his family

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you've got a gun in your home, your family members are more than twice as likely to die of a gunshot wound than those who live in gun-free households

https://time.com/6183881/gun-ownership-risks-at-home/

This seems like a self solving problem then

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

the milk machine posted:

it could be Lpzie, i'm not sure anyone else would know how to get that handle (is there a Lpzie 1?)

I always suspected Lpzie 1 was Alec

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Spaced God posted:

This seems like a self solving problem then

It's pretty unfortunate for the family members, many of whom I'm sure live in an abusive situation

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you've got a gun in your home, your family members are more than twice as likely to die of a gunshot wound than those who live in gun-free households

https://time.com/6183881/gun-ownership-risks-at-home/

That's the price my loved ones and close neighbors just have to accept

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/minispaintshow/status/1587174580052860928?s=46&t=O5dIxrTPivTVfJ6C5QNcHw

holy poo poo that is a sick spack marine outfit for someone whose gonna outgrow it in 3 months

it probably cost less than a 28mm warham

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

holtemon posted:

If some lib snowflake had've broken into a prominent GOP member's house, we'd have the PATRIOT ACT part 2 being signed right now

A Republican congressman had his dick and balls shot off and no one cares. Not even the congressman.

Actual events don’t matter unless they support preexisting decisions.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I went to McDonald's and the guy in front of me at the drivethru paid for my order. Thanks drivethru guy

someone did this for me the other day and it turned out it was someone else’s order they paid for but everything got messed up because of the split drive thru thing and the person being a genuine idiot i guess

the workers got pissed but i got my order for free anyway

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

mdemone posted:

I always suspected Lpzie 1 was Alec

I didn’t because Alec is incapable of not posting his face all the loving time

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Spaced God posted:

This seems like a self solving problem then

literally every american gun owner wants their entire family to die violently by gun

i'm not joking

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
"I need this gun to protect my family" only ever meant "if things pop off I'm gonna murder the guy who blocked my driveway once" and it's funny as hell that we've built an entire mythology around self-defense

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

why is everyone mad today

It's not even election day yet lol

Bar Crow posted:

A Republican congressman had his dick and balls shot off and no one cares. Not even the congressman.

Actual events don’t matter unless they support preexisting decisions.

I gotta look this up!

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


i remember years and years ago when they first ordered the irs to send over the moist boi's tax books and all the lawyers were like "the law is very clear, it says SHALL" and it turns out all the lawyers were completely wrong about law

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol if you read anyones posts

:justpost:

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

VideoKid posted:

I didn’t because Alec is incapable of not posting his face all the loving time

this is plinkeys problem too

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

new kind of cat posted:

someone did this for me the other day and it turned out it was someone else’s order they paid for but everything got messed up because of the split drive thru thing and the person being a genuine idiot i guess

the workers got pissed but i got my order for free anyway

Free food tastes twice as good

Lpzie 2
Nov 1, 2022

When you elect nuts, you get squirrels!
gunhold in. gunkata

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


if alec eiffel actually came back under a different name he would 100% be incapable of not outing himself anyways

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
creating a twitter account for a decaying pile of dog poo poo and paying $8 a month to have it verified.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

i vomit kittens posted:

if alec eiffel actually came back under a different he would 100% be incapable of not outing himself anyways

he has a couple of times and he ends up vlogging right away

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
stephen king........................................................ thank you.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i vomit kittens posted:

if alec eiffel actually came back under a different name he would 100% be incapable of not outing himself anyways

yeah he already tried this once

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
look if we had to guess which cspam posters were reregs based solely on how annoying they are then well

wait, gently caress

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

i vomit kittens posted:

if alec eiffel actually came back under a different name he would 100% be incapable of not outing himself anyways

he's already tried a handful of times

e;fb

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




sinnesloeschen posted:

literally every american gun owner wants their entire family to die violently by gun

i'm not joking

oh ya for awhile there was a real uptick in 'man accidently discharges firearm into wife/kid, free to go honest mistake' stories


Bar Crow posted:

A Republican congressman had his dick and balls shot off and no one cares. Not even the congressman.

Actual events don’t matter unless they support preexisting decisions.

HEY SCALISE REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DICK AND BALLS SHOT OFF



i imagine he ruthlessly tortured the shooter's extended family cause he looked like this in every photo afterwards

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Virgil Vox posted:

wait poo poo, this is one actaully the best music vid of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMWSxxUmuBo


i am blessed with the smartest brain *plays with gun*

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you've got a gun in your home, your family members are more than twice as likely to die of a gunshot wound than those who live in gun-free households

https://time.com/6183881/gun-ownership-risks-at-home/

sure, but without one you're more than twice as likely to get sent to a hospital with brain damage or broken kneecaps from an insane hammer-wielding groyper :shrug:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mdemone posted:

I always suspected Lpzie 1 was Alec

rarely funny, frequently annoying, demanding to be the center of attention

it all checks out

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Grizzled Patriarch posted:

half as many ads lmao

A sliding scale between $1-$20 a month. Each dollar you spend gives you 5% less ads and 5% more n-words in your feed

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i have a theory that this woman is being held hostage or something and is being forced to make these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EAB9zL8dyM

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/apollozac/status/1587510627681161217?s=20&t=8eAZmkYQmAzHbmd3jHtP8Q

lol, such a great system

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

"I bought this gun to protect my family," says fifty-something man who snaps and murders his family

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
elon should charge...i dunno a $1 per 100,000 followers? per 250,000? what's a good price here?

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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I went to McDonald's and the guy in front of me at the drivethru paid for my order. Thanks drivethru guy

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