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It's morning. You stir, rattling the last crystals of all hallow's night off of your once-frightened soul. Emerging from your bed, cocoon-like you are reborn. Another year of fear behind you. You are stronger. Braver. But...are you wiser? Alas, this is not your bedroom or couch or cot or hammock. You struggle to recognize these unforgiving sandstone walls. Minecraft? No. It's not minecraft. But it is not so undissimilar as to help your rousing mind put the pieces together. You are in the real, authentic Ancient Egypt. There is no doubt in your mind. This is real. Totally. Real. I stand before you. The boy king. All hail me because I'm cool and yet just a boy. A paradox? No. A miracle. ...but what stands before me? Well, before me and a bit to the side. A large, crafted, and spry cat. ...a cat? Ok, maybe not a cat. A koala? I can't put my finger on it... I interrupt, knowledgeable and sounding confident and cool. "Welcome BYOB, to my domain. Real, authentic, and highly rewarding Ancient Egypt. I am the boy king, tutankhalmond. Ever young like that foo fighters song I think, yet also...ever smart. Peculiar, you think. I awake you from your Halloween slumber to usher in the sacred month, when the tides ebb and the mind flows. You have steeled yourself on another year of not being afraid of the neighbour's kids dressed like Roblox characters, but bravery is not all there is to time and space. I appear now to test your wisdom. Please do not fear me." You fear me, no doubt. But, you still listen. "I challenge thee to return to face my Sphinks daily during the holy season and seek to solve its riddles." You like riddles but this is stupid and you just want a normal November. "For those who solve...there will be fabulous prizes." You stop listening because you don't need to hear anymore. You're in. You plan to face the Sphinks' riddles daily to win fabulous prizes. |
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[reserved for the king] |
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tutankhalmond waits for a small crowd. He hides his mouth and makes poorly considered robotic gear sounds and reaches out with his free hand to place it on the Sphinks. When he moves his hand from the Sphinks, there remains a coded message. "She has spoken." |
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quote:Gruß vom Krampus |
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what the gently caress
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# ? Nov 1, 2022 20:02 |
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a man!
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Heather Papps posted:a man!
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the emptiest posted:the emptiest |
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https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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While many came close, only you few have succeeded. A deep rumbling and a vibration emanates from the Sphinks. A capsule launches out. A shock of joy jolts through you. Hey, you earned this. Let's crack this mfer open. YOU WON COMBOS (PIZZERIA PRETZEL VER.) What experts are saying about Combos (Pizzeria Pretzel ver.) Congratulations on today's success. As your prize is much to large for your wittle hands, please accept this conveniently sized trinket. It would fit nicely in your sig, in my opinion. But what do I know. I'm just a boy king. |
# ? Nov 2, 2022 03:46 |
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combos are pretty good but I don't know if I've ever eaten them outside of a road trip
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# ? Nov 2, 2022 04:01 |
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shared some once with my brother irl and we both puked later. I've earned a badge of courage if nothing else |
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Combos! Now that's a snack name I've not heard in a long time... long time. |
# ? Nov 2, 2022 05:05 |
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I don't want to tell tales out of school, but there's something off about that last review...
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# ? Nov 2, 2022 05:14 |
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tutankhalmond posted:It would fit nicely in your sig, in my opinion. But what do I know. I'm just a boy king. You're right! https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:I don't want to tell tales out of school, but there's something off about that last review... What's it to ya, flavor cheeks? |
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does anyone have some nuts for me, I need some nuts please
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whaddaya know, it does fit
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# ? Nov 2, 2022 11:40 |
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"Another day, another dollar", you think. Except it is only the second day (the first instance of coincidence enabling you to extract some expectations as to what comes next). "Big sigh, the usual", you also think. The Sphinks continues to brim, full of ancient objects of mystery and potentially 1-2 more flavours of Combos. ...or does it? I have convened with the Gods to derive today's timeless riddle. Will you be brave enough to rise to the challenge? Some say another's life depends on it. Others don't, to be clear. |
# ? Nov 2, 2022 13:52 |
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here you go, hail the boy king
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tutankhalmond posted:Will you be brave enough to rise to the challenge? Caw! |
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I'm gonna win hard at this edit: oh poo poo I made such a mess help
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U luv it. |
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i have something better for this but I need to dig around at home for it
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did you all know paper can give you cuts!? once i've cleaned up the blood i'll try again e: it is a fish Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Nov 2, 2022
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these are all rad as hell
Gruß vom Krampus |
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