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 they encoded the employee IDs in the whitespace crime weed fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Nov 4, 2022 |
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Nov 4, 2022 18:05
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Steadiman posted:just lol that yelling at the users for not wanting his product didn't work so now he's going to start yelling at the advertisers for not wanting his product. And this is somehow supposed to convince all of them to change their minds and start loving his product. You're doing great Elon! When posting conspiracy theories about an octogenarian that almost got murdered doesn't bring the money in, surely being a pouty child will. But let's just cut to the chase, the dude's mentally about 14: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588391903636357122 Sorry if anyone here doesn't like to hear this, but small talk is fine. It's conversational footsie. You'll survive talking about traffic or the weather with your awkward coworker and, hell, y'all might even find out, I dunno, that you share a hobby or drive the same car, or whateverthefuck. Only literal teenagers insist that they won't use their vocal chords unless it's for something "deep and important".
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Nov 4, 2022 18:09
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crime weed posted:
Isn't this useless if they print to PDF as image then? Or screenshot the email?
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Nov 4, 2022 18:10
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crime weed posted:
Everyone on the internet can identify one or two spaces after sentences at sight. Its one of our most common arguments. You may as well put something in comic sans and expect nobody to notice.
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Nov 4, 2022 18:13
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Ah yes small talk is bad, the subject of my 11th grade SAT essay
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Nov 4, 2022 18:13
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pixaal posted:Isn't this useless if they print to PDF as image then? Or screenshot the email? Maybe not since you might be able to visually tell if there's 1 or 2 spaces between each sentence if you look closely. But who cares. What are they going to do, fire them? 50/50 chance they already have
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Nov 4, 2022 18:14
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1588486294153592834
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crime weed posted:
Wow I'm sure they're super scared of being fired, Elon!
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Nov 4, 2022 18:16
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The world is chaos
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Nov 4, 2022 18:17
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someone keeps suspending elon's twitter edit: or maybe i've just been fooled by twitter's font into thinking that upper-case I is a lowercase l
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Nov 4, 2022 18:17
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Hi its me elon retweeting election deniers and then getting mad that advertisers pull out of my platform.
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Nov 4, 2022 18:18
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it's not easy being the world's wealthiest man
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Nov 4, 2022 18:19
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sitting in my antifa command center, hitting the speed dial to five different countries leaders, letting them know its time to go after magapatriot1488's twitter account. the space cannon begins charging
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Nov 4, 2022 18:19
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I got autobanned on tweeter for saying honky. Haha. edit: I was making a goose joke.
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Nov 4, 2022 18:20
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:I got autobanned on tweeter for saying honky. Honky is the funniest racial slur
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Nov 4, 2022 18:22
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This is just elon’s revenge at being forced to buy Twitter. He didn’t even need that $44b. Just dismantling those that spited him.
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Nov 4, 2022 18:22
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Robo Reagan posted:sitting in my antifa command center, hitting the speed dial to five different countries leaders, letting them know its time to go after magapatriot1488's twitter account. the space cannon begins charging How is catturd doing, the world wants to know
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Nov 4, 2022 18:24
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latinotwink1997 posted:This is just elon’s revenge at being forced to buy Twitter. He didn’t even need that $44b. Just dismantling those that spited him. I'm pretty sure that 44b he put up is a load bearing 44b. He's gonna have to start liquidating stock, which could lead to Interesting Things happening to his massively overvalued portfolio Or he could somehow weasel his way out of it, it'll be interesting to watch either way
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Mr. Lobe posted:Honky is the funniest racial slur It is up there for sure.
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Nov 4, 2022 18:25
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He’ll be on Joe Rogan soon, wailing about Twitter being cancelled by the woke mob
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Concerned Citizen posted:someone keeps suspending elon's twitter Ironically a great example of why verification can be really useful
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mobby_6kl posted:Wow I'm sure they're super scared of being fired, Elon!
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Zugzwang posted:He’ll be on Joe Rogan soon, wailing about Twitter being cancelled by the woke mob the woke mob refers to members as "friends of ours" because they're inclusive and welcoming
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Nov 4, 2022 18:34
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 The man who thinks he is saving free speech literally wants to outlaw certain topics.
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lol, tears of a chud.
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I'm still kind of processing. It's kind of hard for me to articulate. Twitter was this perfect public face for commercial advertising, engagement for consumers. I mean I hate it but I can see it's value for commercial interests. We had people just having conversations with brands like a Philip k Dick short story. Twitter was huge, I know TikTok is big but Twitter was like the base interface between like everything. Like the president of the United States uses it. The loving UN uses it. And it just got destroyed (and was ALLOWED to be destroyed) by some pissbaby meatface because he didn't like mean tweets I mean my uneducated mush brain can't think of something like this happening before but maybe like the Hearst era this kinda poo poo was going on. But all I can think is like the president is about to get on air force one and I'm 9 years old and my older brother stole my fries so I go throw a tantrum in the cockpit fly the plane into the empire state building and nowhere along the way am I stopped
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Nov 4, 2022 18:41
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Isn’t activism free speech ???
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euphronius posted:Isn’t activism free speech ??? Not if you are mean to chuds. Then you are just antifa and hate free speech.
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euphronius posted:Isn’t activism free speech ??? No, only corporations bribing politicians is free speech
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Nov 4, 2022 18:43
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Crazypoops posted:And it just got destroyed (and was ALLOWED to be destroyed) by some pissbaby meatface because he didn't like mean tweets I thought all his "free speech" complaining was him wanting to use slurs and not get banned on twitter, and it wasn't about being upset that people were mean to him?
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Nov 4, 2022 18:44
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Also this times article may have had the shortest possible period before it aged terribly. loving hell even the NYT running cover for him and he hosed up THIS badly
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Chainclaw posted:I thought all his "free speech" complaining was him wanting to use slurs and not get banned on twitter, and it wasn't about being upset that people were mean to him? He doesn't care about anything he just wants love and attention and he thought that was an avenue
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Crazypoops posted:And it just got destroyed (and was ALLOWED to be destroyed) by some pissbaby meatface because he didn't like mean tweets Hey don't forget the part where he needed social validation from "free speech activists" who totally just want an equal voice and totally don't just consider it censorship when people are allowed to disagree with them and/or stop associating with them. Oh and this is the same crew that cries "virtue signaling" if you so much as shitpost in a way they don't like in the bowels of a reply section and get one (1) like for it, but spending $44b on a website, claiming you saved free speech, and actually not measurably changing anything but the rate of slurs posted is totally not virtue signaling in any capacity. But we don't even need to get into that. euphronius posted:Isn’t activism free speech ??? Yes. But it's way loving past time we stopped pretending the right means literally anything besides "hurt/kill/silence everyone that disagrees with us" when they proclaim to be staunchly concerned with free speech. They aren't. To them, free speech is when they get to call you slurs, and you get shot in the loving head if you object to it. Just look at their template for freedom of religion; you get to pick your flavor of Christianity, or they get to murder you. I feel halfway like I'm being hyperbolic about the murder part... and then I ask myself if that's not accurate and I've just been gaslit for so long that I can't tell anymore. poo poo's hosed.
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euphronius posted:Isn’t activism free speech ??? Elon Musk is the epitome of free speech, therefore we cannot make fun of him for being a dumbass.
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So Musk has had control of twitter for... 8 days? I would never in a million years have thought anyone could do so much damage to a company in so little time.
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The Twitter board would not let him on the board without a background check which musk refused to do. There was probably a drug test too So to spite the board he agreed to buy Twitter and destroy it . That’s what he’s doing
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