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The City Name Sports Team
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 16:06 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:07 |
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The Florida Scrub-Jays
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 16:38 |
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The Montana Buttes
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 16:47 |
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Kawalimus posted:The Florida Scrub-Jays I heard the Scrub-Jay is a lazy bird looking for a government handout!!!!!
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 20:45 |
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The Deez Nuts
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 20:50 |
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The Toronto Tyrannosaurs solely to gently caress with the raps
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:00 |
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I believe Sacramento is currently the largest media market without an NFL team. Might be St. Lois or San Antonio now, not sure, but I.feel like Sac should get a team. Name them the Wildfire. Or maybe for the most famous feature of the city, the Sacramento Swarzeneggers.
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:13 |
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Sacramento Dr. Dementos
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:23 |
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Rarity posted:Washington Football Team The Department of Football Services
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# ? Nov 5, 2022 23:51 |
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Sacramento Lobbyists
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 00:00 |
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San Diego Sparky Horsies
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 01:26 |
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Ehud posted:Frank Turn Your Crank To!
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 01:27 |
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Sacramento, Portland, or San Antonio Chargers get out of LA you idiots
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 01:33 |
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fartknocker posted:The Montana Buttes
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 01:53 |
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The Blues Brothers
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 02:06 |
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The Bananana posted:The Vermont Maples I dunno, I like the alliteration of Montpelier Maples better. Or how about just The Vermonsters?
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:10 |
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Sacramento Cake
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:19 |
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For Sacramento have it be party magician themed and call them the Sacramentalists.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:22 |
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Quiet Feet posted:I dunno, I like the alliteration of Montpelier Maples better. Or how about just The Vermonsters? Does Vermont have bigfoots?
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:41 |
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The Bananana posted:I yield that the The Vermonsters is better; can the mascot be a Bigfoot? Bigfeet? Not that I'm aware of but you could probably hide some in all those mountains and forests. What they do have is a lake monster apparently named Champ. Although in looking up its name I discovered that there is already a minor league baseball team up there called the Lake Monsters.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 13:35 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It'll be the London Jellied Eels or whatever they use for logos over in Brexittania. The Sydney gently caress This Is A Long Plane Rides. The Honolulu Pineapples. The Bananana posted:I yield that the The Vermonsters is better; can the mascot be a Bigfoot? CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Nov 6, 2022 |
# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:10 |
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The Spokane Special Bucket
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:37 |
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The Metaverse Metahumans
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:50 |
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The San Antonio Clowns. You'll never guess which player they'll sign first
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:54 |
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the Brooklyn Hipsters. their logo is a freaking fixie
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:06 |
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The Newark Needledicks
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:26 |
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The Albuquerque Azteks. Not for the former empire in Mexico, but for the Pontiac car from Breaking Bad.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 18:27 |
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The Cleveland Shitheads
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 20:57 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The Cleveland Shitheads We're talking about new teams though.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:25 |
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The Portland Bitches
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:36 |
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The Brooklyn Motherfuckers Wait, no, that's the Jets
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:44 |
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The Topeka Meth
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 17:07 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:The Topeka Meth Addicts? Fiends? Shakes?
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 18:18 |
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Topeka Kochs
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 18:21 |
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The Funky Cold Medina
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 18:23 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:You know how these teams are named, they have to have an s at the end unless they are one of a few Hockey teams. Topeka Meth... I wanted to convey how methy they are.
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 21:14 |
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The Topeka Enormous Heap of Methamphetamines On a Table Surrounded by Beaming Cops on the KSNT 10 O'Clock News
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# ? Nov 7, 2022 21:21 |
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Silly Burrito posted:The Funky Cold Medina Well now I'm going to have this in my head all day.
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# ? Nov 8, 2022 01:12 |
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I keep a bottle of madiera in the fridge and whenever I have some I tell my wife I'm having some of the funky cold madiera and she frowns at me
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# ? Nov 23, 2022 23:52 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 23:07 |
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Lunar Space Cadets
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# ? Nov 24, 2022 00:10 |