Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Tiny Timbs posted:wtf is a Mastodon “server” like god intended
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Emptyquote of a good post, which Seraph has never made
Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Nov 6, 2022 |
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Tiny Timbs posted:wtf is a Mastodon “server” I wish we could just go back to those days...
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:24 |
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Tiny Timbs posted:wtf is a Mastodon “server” Massively turning to dust via this post
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:25 |
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My mastodon instance is only accepting users running Slackware with a tiling window manager
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:28 |
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kru posted:Massively turning to dust via this post bet elon cant even rj without a script
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:28 |
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sorry this Mastodon server owner has declared it to be “tactical” so you’ll be kicked if you don’t move only while crouched
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:30 |
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deano posted:bet elon cant even rj without a script Don't make me reinstall just to prove to myself that I can rollout properly
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:33 |
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deano posted:bet elon cant even rj without a script what the gently caress does rj mean?
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:34 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress does rj mean? robo jackoff
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:35 |
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oh my g https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1589342682442190848
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:35 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:robo jackoff now it all makes sense
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:My mastodon instance is only accepting users running Slackware with a tiling window manager They are God's chosen people, but you shouldn't be exclusionary.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:38 |
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goatface posted:They are God's chosen people, but you shouldn't be exclusionary. You reminded me, I had to go see if suckless.org and dwm still existed:https://dwm.suckless.org quote:Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions. To keep this on Elmo topic: quote:dwm is only a single binary, and its source code is intended to be kept small. Not enough lines of code for Mr. Musk. Please check your spam folder for your layoff email you slacker
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:45 |
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firing everyone week 1 wasn't the right idea??
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Strong Sauce posted:first review you see in the app store for twitter kazil posted:firing everyone week 1 wasn't the right idea??
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:54 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what the gently caress does rj mean? rocket jump, easy to do if you got skills other wise you got someone else to make a script to do it for you(just like spacex)
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:55 |
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kazil posted:firing everyone week 1 wasn't the right idea?? It's just absolutely loving amazing that nobody stopped to consider who was actually needed before just arbitrarily firing 50% of the workforce. Like it doesn't feel real that anyone would be that loving stupid.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:58 |
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:It's just absolutely loving amazing that nobody stopped to consider who was actually needed before just arbitrarily firing 50% of the workforce. Like it doesn't feel real that anyone would be that loving stupid. Going to bring in my guys.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:01 |
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deano posted:rocket jump, easy to do if you got skills other wise you got someone else to make a script to do it for you(just like spacex) Yes, I have played Quake 3: Arena
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lol https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1589335188286603264
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:It's just absolutely loving amazing that nobody stopped to consider who was actually needed before just arbitrarily firing 50% of the workforce. Like it doesn't feel real that anyone would be that loving stupid. elon: fire 50% of the company managers: okay it'll take us a while but we can get you the list within the month elon: do it by friday managers: elon, i mean, lord elon, today is wednesday elon: just find out how many lines of code they wrote in the last 30 days then sort them and fire the bottom half of that list. managers: elon we told the interns last week to rename over 1000 files that will credit them with over 100000 lines of code they didn't write elon: sorry i'm not listening anymore someone just posted a dank meme and i need to spend some time cutting off their watermark to claim credit.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:12 |
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short of outrageous pay, why would anyone come back to work for that moron?
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Another Bill posted:I wish my nuts were pea sized A finger curls on the monkey's paw as your entire body shrinks to the size of a termite but your balls become pea sized
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:16 |
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kazil posted:short of outrageous pay, why would anyone come back to work for that moron? "well i just bought my 2nd rental property but if i go back to work for elon for a bit i can continue paying that off and not have to sacrifice my 3rd vacation trip this year by flying business class instead of first class"
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How many of those are DevOps guys that he only just realized are the ones with the passwords
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Tiny Timbs posted:wtf is a Mastodon “server” There doesn't seem to be one central mastodon server where everyone in the community lives. Everyone is separated into different servers each run by different people, and your account, login, etc is on that server. But almost all of the servers talk to each other so that the federated view feels sort of like twitter. Once in a while you run into a weird issue like trying to follow someone on another server where you remember "oh yeah thats right, we're all on different servers". Each server has to agree to police the members of their own server if they want the other servers to link to them. If one server goes "lol no, we are nazis and we like our evil poo poo" then the other servers can all block the nazi server, and then those idiots are in their lonely little echo chamber just talking to each other. Or at least thats kind of how I understand this thing.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:25 |
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Elon Musk, I like that you too have read Iain Banks, and, perhaps foolishly, it gives me hope even to this very moment, but this was sincerely character-revealing. You may not use any part of my Tesla business plan that I presented earlier in this thread without my direct consent. You will not only acknowledge its source but you will be allowing me to execute it because you are not in good faith leading that company. It is a piggybank and a smuggling business for you. Any "contract" or agreement you write with me will be mercilessly, forever, plainly, overwhelmingly in my favor and I will be positioned above you on corporate hierarchy, and not in any way answer to you. You will answer to me. To me it is clear you are one man who decided to faceroll the entire universe on a character build of fame and fortune alone, and found yourself ten fathoms deep in a ton of loving bullshit. People might roast you for it later if they remember, but I want a Nurburgring-destroying electric Miata, and it seems like you have no loving clue what you're doing. Cheers, - A giraffe Waffle House fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Nov 14, 2022 |
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AARD VARKMAN posted:robo jackoff my favorite
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Can’t wait till we learn that the reason for the hair-trigger layoffs was it was the only viable way to maintain cashflow with the new debt the company acquired.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:28 |
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I would love to see the timestamps for whoever got asked back the fastest. Less than 24 hours? Of course knowing that your coworkers worked through the weekend and this have a 4pm Sunday deadline means you’d just happily sit on that severance. Any rational risk assessment would tell you that you’d be let go within 2-3 months when the site burns down anyway.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:28 |
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davecrazy posted:Can’t wait till we learn that the reason for the hair-trigger layoffs was it was the only viable way to maintain cashflow with the new debt the company acquired. Where the gently caress did the $44 billion go anyway? Was that seriously just share purchases for a "controlling stake?"
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:30 |
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Returning to work at Twitter just to get paid while lolling as it burns down.
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Twitter’s pushing back the launch of its new Blue subscription with verification until after this week’s midterm elections, according to a report from The New York Times. According to an internal memo viewed by the outlet, a manager working on the project said they’ve “made the decision to move the launch of this release to Nov. 9, after the election.” ... As reported previously on The Verge by Alex Heath, Musk initially wanted employees to roll out Blue with verification by November 7th and threatened to fire them if they didn’t meet this deadline. Twitter updated its app on iOS on Saturday with mentions of the new Blue subscriptions, but without actual access to it, and the changes were rolled back soon afterward. Esther Crawford, a product manager at Twitter leading the project, confirmed these features are “coming soon” but never specified when we could see an official launch. https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/6/23443520/twitter-delaying-launch-blue-with-verification-after-midterm-elections-elon-musk
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:30 |
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just make sure to save the message or letter you get sent begging you to come back because you were critical to twitter's success and include it in your cover letter wherever you apply next
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:31 |
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Only way to return that makes sense is as a contractor at an insane rate and an insane hours minimum and status as a primary ceditor if the company goes bankrupt.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:31 |
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He has absolutely already boned Esther and she is posting through internalized guilt.
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:32 |
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Waffle House posted:Where the gently caress did the $44 billion go anyway? Was that seriously just share purchases for a "controlling stake?" Yup just paying a hugely inflated price for all of that public stock floating about in the ether. Someone recommended the latest episode of the Opening Arguments podcast earlier in the thread and I recommend it for a great breakdown of where the money came from and how hosed this whole deal was Hardcastlemccormik fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Nov 6, 2022 |
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Strong Sauce posted:Twitter’s pushing back the launch of its new Blue subscription with verification until after this week’s midterm elections, according to a report from The New York Times. According to an internal memo viewed by the outlet, a manager working on the project said they’ve “made the decision to move the launch of this release to Nov. 9, after the election.” record amount of right wing trolls signing up to pass on election disinfo lol
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Yup just paying a hugely inflated price for all of that public stock floating about in the ether. :| lol
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# ? Nov 6, 2022 22:35 |