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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

davidspackage posted:

I imagine Batman getting to this guy's lair and he finds him with five gunshots to the back of the head and a suicide note that says "I shot myself, old bean" in solid gold ink

They end up in an Dom/Sub relationship with Robin.



I read this after reading a Wonder Woman tie-in issue where she's asking if the villain enjoys getting tied up and BDSM themes were on my mind.

Uthor fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Nov 6, 2022

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean he’s a villian named Anarcky and has a very 90s understanding of the concept

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Uthor posted:

What happens when you want the villain of the story to actually be the mayor of your city?



Robin Annual #1 1992

They basically did this on the most recent season of Harley Quinn with a (mostly reformed) Joker running for Mayor of Gotham as a socialist and he wins.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

muscles like this! posted:

They basically did this on the most recent season of Harley Quinn with a (mostly reformed) Joker running for Mayor of Gotham as a socialist and he wins.

And then he actually follows through on his campaign promises.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
it's so weird to me that hq made joker cool and interesting

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:

The Punisher War Journal #36 (1991)




The Punisher War Journal #54 (1993)

I was wondering if that's the same Matt Idelson who's an editor at Dynamite Comics. LinkedIn says he was a college senior in 1993, but I guess he could have been working airport security on the side?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

site posted:

it's so weird to me that hq made joker cool and interesting

Joker the genuinely caring father figure is up there with BatB Aquamam for my favorite off the wall reinvention of the character.

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Darthemed posted:


The Punisher War Journal #36 (1991)




The Punisher War Journal #54 (1993)

If you would have told me Punisher War Journal ended up running for over 80 issues, I would have called you a dirty dirty liar.

Jesus they had THREE long running Punisher books through 1996, along with a boatload of one-shots, graphic novels, limited series, multiple volumes of a comic showing his arsenal, and a gazillion guest appearances. I was never a Punisher fan but goddamn was this the definition of beating a dead horse.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean that was still in the era where an ongoing could go a long time. Though funnily enough war journal is just at the cusp of the end of that era

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges
Not only that but Archie Meets the Punisher was handled by the same editorial team as said Punisher books (editor Dan Daley with Justin "Freddy Mendez" Gabrie as assistant editor)... which would kick off the chain of events of, when Gabrie presumably (going by the timing) got laid off when Marvel went bankrupt, led to him becoming editor on Archie's Sonic comics, playing a major role in why they were Like That during the late 90s/early 00s

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
You don't obviously don't gotta hand it to Dave Sim, however Punisherroach was pretty spot on for the early 90's.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Spidey Super Stories #53 (1981)


The Punisher War Journal #55 (1993)

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Well? What did they say?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
If you really wanna know...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Killing him didn't stick, but he was an angel for a bit.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I love how that guy doesn't bother giving reasons or anything (I suppose there's a possibility they edited it out for the letters section). "He's my favorite character, I suggest you get rid of him! Thoughts?"

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Elfface posted:

Killing him didn't stick, but he was an angel for a bit.

And a Frankenstein Monster. And a Captain American-inspired zealot. And the zombie(?) head of The Hand. And heck knows what else.

It's like they have no idea what to do with the character and just keep throwing poo poo at the wall, kind of proving this guy from the letter was right and they should have retired the Punisher from the main MU back in the late 90's.

Then let MAX be the last thing written using the character before finally shelving him permanently.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




X-Factor Annual #9 (1994)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Elfface posted:

Killing him didn't stick, but he was an angel for a bit.

And a Frankenstein.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

I'm now imaging a Punisher series where he kills criminals, steals their bodies and uses them to create monsters who are made go around to kill more criminals.

It's very much a vicious cycle.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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davidspackage posted:

I love how that guy doesn't bother giving reasons or anything (I suppose there's a possibility they edited it out for the letters section). "He's my favorite character, I suggest you get rid of him! Thoughts?"
Well, it was written in 1993. Consider what event in comics might have been on everyone's mind at the time.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



A story event where we end up with kid punisher, robot punisher, bigger a-hole punisher and other robot punisher and then punisher comes back and has to punish them all has merit.

I mean it would've just been the epilogue to Welcome Back Frank writ large, but still could've been funny if ridiculously bombastic enough.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Has Punisher ever met Ghost Rider? If so, what did the penance stare do to him?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Admiralty Flag posted:

Has Punisher ever met Ghost Rider? If so, what did the penance stare do to him?

Thunderbolts at some point, Frank no-sells the Penance stare because he's so cool and doesn't regret all the killing at all. Then he collapses.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Skwirl posted:

And a Frankenstein.

He's a ninja leader currently!

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Kalli posted:

Thunderbolts at some point, Frank no-sells the Penance stare because he's so cool and doesn't regret all the killing at all. Then he collapses.

Collapses from having been choked out with chains.

https://imgur.com/a/Pyv0jkk

Doesn't Punisher become Ghost Rider at some point?

Personally, my favorite 'Ghost Rider drops some truth bombs' is when Johnny Blaze goes to New York to try to stop World War Hulk, and the Ghost Rider entity refuses to help, because Hulk was right.

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Saoshyant posted:

And a Frankenstein Monster. And a Captain American-inspired zealot. And the zombie(?) head of The Hand. And heck knows what else.


At this point is there a street level hero or villain who didn't lead the Hand or was a at least a member at some point?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
frank castle, cosmic ghost rider is basically an entirely different character. he went through so much poo poo that he came out the other side as deadpool.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I Love Loosies posted:

At this point is there a street level hero or villain who didn't lead the Hand or was a at least a member at some point?

Spider-man

ED: Actually, what levels are there?

Street level - average "New York is Scary" mindset; muggings, robberies and single digit murders
National Level - Threats to America/Democracy in general
World Level - Alien Invasion, Galactus is going to eat the world again
Cosmic - Thanos is going to end half of all life across the entire universe

CzarChasm fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Nov 7, 2022

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
To be fair I don’t think Peter has really been street level in a long time

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

CzarChasm posted:

Spider-man

ED: Actually, what levels are there?

Street level - average "New York is Scary" mindset; muggings, robberies and single digit murders
National Level - Threats to America/Democracy in general
World Level - Alien Invasion, Galactus is going to eat the world again
Cosmic - Thanos is going to end half of all life across the entire universe

I think there would have to be a level between street and national for the heroes who are mostly known for protecting one city. Going from street to nation is a big leap that seems to ignore how heroes mostly known for protecting one spot like a city routinely go up against hugely dangerous and destructive threats that clearly aren't basic police tier but are also still very localized.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me




[Punisher (FrankenCastle) #16]


Thunderbolts #4

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I miss Steve Dillon. The man could draw anything except a second face.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Skwirl posted:

I miss Steve Dillon. The man could draw anything except a second face.

That's not true. He could draw two faces: Man and Woman

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
for dillon that was the same face

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Endless Mike posted:

That's not true. He could draw two faces: Person and Judge Dredd.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Person and Judge Dredd... meaning face and half a face?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


He could only draw one face, but it was definitely Frank's

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
The Frank in the chest logo kills me every time.

I always thought singling out Steve for it was a bit harsh given how many other artists were just as guilty as well (one sacred cow in particular seemed only to have one male face, best described as 'misshapen swivel-eyed loon'). Something I really didn't like though was the colouring on his Marvel work - don't know who was doing it but it was frequently flat and lifeless compared to that of his Vertigo stuff, no subtlety to it at all.


Given the dreadful news today, I'd post something by Kevin O'Neill but I guess Torquemada in full on ranting horror mode probably isn't everyone's idea of a Funny Panel..!

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Previously on Batman Urban Legends

TwoPair posted:

Batman Urban Legends #18: Alfred has a night off (Batman is overseas) and is shopping in an antique store and witnesses a robbery where a guy comes in, smashes a pot, then takes an earring that was hidden inside.







We now return to issue 19, where Alfred's adventure has proceeded to get a little crazier:






goddamn Alfred just use speakerphone

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