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Imbedded tweets aren't showing up for me but Imgur images are. Is it cause I'm on mobile data or cause Twitter servers are dissolving in real time?
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They're loading fine for me. I'd say it's a you problem.
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Nov 8, 2022 09:56
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Actually Elon Musk is good because he posts funny memes and is a Republican. He also uses words I have been conditioned to agree with regardless of context or understanding, such as "freedom", "free speech" and when he owns the "woke". And the fact that a man with 115m followers typically only gets around 100k-300k thousand likes per post is proof of the strength of his Twitter vision and the power of the man himself. If you are reading this Elon I will gladly rim you.
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Nov 8, 2022 10:19
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priznat posted:Missed this one but still a lol lol https://twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1370944634260709376
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Nov 8, 2022 10:22
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based elon is going to destroy twitter and when he does I will become his biggest ever bazinga
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Nov 8, 2022 11:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8zT_msUiM0 A relevant video.
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Nov 8, 2022 12:13
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5 years from now, Elon's gonna be living in a van by the river and people will still be stopping their cars to shout "Masterbatdone!" out the windows at him
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Nov 8, 2022 12:18
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Mr. Blue Tick
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Nov 8, 2022 12:27
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Is this a shot post?
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Nov 8, 2022 12:28
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I doubt it. How do you go from your posts being empty quoted by big shots like Michael Jordan and Cardi B to having them empty quoted by some no-name loser like SilverSuperman or "Buce"? Does anyone here know Michael Jordan or Cardi B?
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Nov 8, 2022 12:29
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Nov 8, 2022 12:30
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God drat it Elon can't you just melt down real quick in the next hour? I'm tired of all your crazy happening while I'm at work
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Nov 8, 2022 12:32
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Put this poo poo on the OP and also on every media device in the vicinity of Mr. Blue Tick. 
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Nov 8, 2022 12:43
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Nov 8, 2022 12:43
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Holy poo poo. Daniel Radcliffe got banned for parodying Weird Al Yankovich. Despite the fact that a. Parody is Weird Al's thing and b. He was marketing for a film where he plays...weird Al Yankovich.
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Nov 8, 2022 12:47
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RIP teen witch 1991-2022 “scream laughed into oblivion”
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Nov 8, 2022 12:48
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Twitter: okay poop is going back in
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Nov 8, 2022 12:58
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Roblo posted:Holy poo poo. Daniel Radcliffe got banned for parodying Weird Al Yankovich. Despite the fact that a. Parody is Weird Al's thing and b. He was marketing for a film where he plays...weird Al Yankovich. LOL. Also for those interested a short breakdown into what's like to go wrong with twitter's tech cos elon's an idiot and fired all those people: https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/11/08/1062886/heres-how-a-twitter-engineer-says-it-will-break-in-the-coming-weeks/ posted:Twitter’s collapse into an unusable wreck is some time off, the engineer says, but the telltale signs of process rot setting in are already there. It starts with the small things: “Bugs in whatever part of whatever client they’re using; whatever service in the backend they’re trying to use,” the engineer says. “They’ll be small annoyances to start, but as the backend fixes are being delayed, things will accumulate until people will eventually just give up.”
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Nov 8, 2022 13:01
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finally, the proest of clicks
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Fuckin christ, that's great
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Nov 8, 2022 13:04
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Roblo posted:Holy poo poo. Daniel Radcliffe got banned for parodying Weird Al Yankovich. Despite the fact that a. Parody is Weird Al's thing and b. He was marketing for a film where he plays...weird Al Yankovich. Comedy is legal again!
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Nov 8, 2022 13:07
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Roblo posted:Holy poo poo. Daniel Radcliffe got banned for parodying Weird Al Yankovich. Despite the fact that a. Parody is Weird Al's thing and b. He was marketing for a film where he plays...weird Al Yankovich. I think this was a Weird Al prank, Radcliffe has never had a twitter account
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Nov 8, 2022 13:11
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alf_pogs posted:I think this was a Weird Al prank, Radcliffe has never had a twitter account drat Radcliffe is smarter than I thought
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Nov 8, 2022 13:14
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https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1589805223551213569 the funniest possibility: musk fired HR and management since their number of code lines written were zero
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Nov 8, 2022 13:15
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Why would Musk need a Human Resources department when he doesn't consider those that work for him to be human?
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Nov 8, 2022 13:17
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alf_pogs posted:I think this was a Weird Al prank, Radcliffe has never had a twitter account Hasn't he? Well that is pretty funny.
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Nov 8, 2022 13:20
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Depending on how the election goes today, either Elon is going to stomp on the gas to appease right wingers if they do well, or he'll start walking back things he said if they don't do well.
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Nov 8, 2022 13:20
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euphronius posted:Maybe the the solution is we don’t need to be online all the time and can just wait to hear things tl;dr
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dr_rat posted:LOL. Hah, so because they laid off the people with least code contribution, they ended up firing probably 80% of the Site Reliability Engineer team, because they spend their time doing architectural design to make things reliable, or diagnosing what goes wrong MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Nov 8, 2022 |
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Nov 8, 2022 13:40
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MikeJF posted:Hah, so because they laid off the people with least code contribution, they ended up firing probably 80% of the Site Reliability Engineer team, because they spend their time doing architectural design to make things reliable, or diagnosing what goes wrong
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Nov 8, 2022 13:44
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Oh and they decimated the documentation team too! Nice!
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Nov 8, 2022 13:46
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Underwhelmed posted:Right after he jerked off on it first.
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Nov 8, 2022 13:47
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By popular demand posted:Does anyone use GNU social? It's recommended by Richard Stallman. i did but it was just unsolicited tender embraces by an barefoot overweight bearded man
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Nov 8, 2022 13:50
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I still maintain he didnt really want twitter, he just wanted a cover story for the telsa stock sale. Now twitter needs to make money. So fire all the twitter people and charge for blue checks gently caress just people the ability to buy poo poo posts and to buy blocks to the poo poo posts.
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Nov 8, 2022 13:58
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:DO NOT DO THIS. You mean the one that was bailed out by other companies both over and under the table and eventually settled for just dissolving and letting the brokers walk away without losing their own personal finances? Because they definitely should have lost a lot more money, but people were prevented from buying publicly, hedge funds were shuffling stock privately to mitigate a "fellow financial business", and the end result was just closing the doors and doling out the requisite monies. Hell, I didn't even hear of a Wall Street window jumper over it, which is how you know when Wall Street fucks up. Ups_rail posted:I still maintain he didnt really want twitter, he just wanted a cover story for the telsa stock sale. You're right about not wanting twitter, but the reason is him being so owned online that he had to swing money around like a bully with a sock full of nickels; he crossed a line after he busted a perfect Ultra Combo of self-ownage and his mouth wrote a check that his dumb rear end had to pony up to because if you give Wall Street that much money, they will flatten the entire nation's population of nice grandmas just to be the first to the bank with that agreement.
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Nov 8, 2022 14:07
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Snuffman posted:All the scifi books that named the first colonies of Mars after Musk are going to look reaaallll embarrassing soon. Alastair Reynolds mentioned it in his most recent Revelation Space book - they're seen by people 100+ years later as a bunch of weird cultists (Muskites) who ended up all dying on Mars (some if the characters have to camp out in one of their decrepit base camps).
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Nov 8, 2022 14:12
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Today is going to be chaos. Voting fraud tweets are going to come nice and early, and whatever plan Twitter had to keep it from spiraling out of control isn't going to be followed through on.
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Nov 8, 2022 14:18
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BadOptics posted:Alastair Reynolds mentioned it in his most recent Revelation Space book - they're seen by people 100+ years later as a bunch of weird cultists (Muskites) who ended up all dying on Mars (some if the characters have to camp out in one of their decrepit base camps). I have been bracing for an eventual reveal that Musk was ultimately responsible for the Conjoiners (Mars-based human-machine hybrid hivemind, for those unfamiliar), but I probably don't have to worry about that anymore.
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Have there been any good worm-turns on Musk from former fans?
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