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Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Antigravitas posted:

s/===/a sane language instead/

You're not the boss of me. :colbert:

Because my actual boss makes me use JavaScript. :negative:

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# ? May 16, 2024 04:46

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Stoatbringer posted:

"10" - 2 = 8
"10" + 2 = "102"

lol wtf

# ? Nov 8, 2022 17:48

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

LifeSunDeath posted:

lol wtf

+ is simultaneously the addition operator between two numbers or the concatenation operator between a string and something that can be coerced to a string.

Javascript

# ? Nov 8, 2022 17:59

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Armitag3 posted:

+ is simultaneously the addition operator between two numbers or the concatenation operator between a string and something that can be coerced to a string.

Javascript

how do you choose which one it does? also this reminds me of french counting.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:08

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

LifeSunDeath posted:

how do you choose which one it does? also this reminds me of french counting.

It chooses for you depending on the operands. If they're both numbers, it adds, if not it tries to concatenate by turning what isn't a string into a string.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:12

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Whichever is the more inconvenient operation for your situation is what'll happen. No, that rule probably doesn't guarantee it'll be consistent across all browsers

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:13

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

"10" - 2 = 8 does the opposite, the subtraction operator will try to turn what isn't a number into a number, effectively coercing that "10" into a 10.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:14

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

how do you choose which one it does? also this reminds me of french counting.

it assumes. items contained within quotes "" are a string, otherwise they have an unspecified datatype, probably a number

string + number? = well, i'm guessing these are both strings, so i will concatenate them, "10" and "2" is "102", just like "fro" + "gs" = "frogs"

string - number? = well, we can't subtract one string from another, so these must both be numbers. 10 - 2 = 8

what it SHOULD do is bark a clear syntax error at you to be more specific about what you want to do. do you mean "10" + "2" or 10 + 2?

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:14

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Armitag3 posted:

It chooses for you depending on the operands. If they're both numbers, it adds, if not it tries to concatenate by turning what isn't a string into a string.

Gross

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:14

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Gross

JavaScript was famously designed in 10 days, a lot of shortcuts were made

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:15

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Perestroika posted:

And that's why you always use ===

8===D~~~

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:25

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

The good ol' "shaft" comparison.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:25

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Meanwhile:

>>> "10" - 2 Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: unsupported operand type(s) for -: 'str' and 'int' >>> "10" + 2 Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str >>>

However

>>> "10" * 2 '1010'

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Armitag3 posted:

JavaScript was famously designed in 10 days, a lot of shortcuts were made

It was probably all the caffeine

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:31

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Stoatbringer posted:

"10" - 2 = 8
"10" + 2 = "102"

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

# ? Nov 8, 2022 18:39

Turpitude II: Nov 10, 2014

koshmar posted:

someone drew a reverse version of this with a big titty anime woman proudly holding her weird little old man figure. i would not know how to find it though

# ? Nov 8, 2022 19:36

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Antigravitas posted:

Meanwhile:

>>> "10" - 2 Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: unsupported operand type(s) for -: 'str' and 'int' >>> "10" + 2 Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str >>>

However

>>> "10" * 2 '1010'

but 1010 is just a different way of writing 10

# ? Nov 8, 2022 19:55

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

Turpitude II posted:

someone drew a reverse version of this with a big titty anime woman proudly holding her weird little old man figure. i would not know how to find it though

Reverse image search

# ? Nov 8, 2022 20:06

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

END OF AN ERROR posted:

Reverse image search

# ? Nov 8, 2022 20:37

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Armitag3 posted:

JavaScript was famously designed in 10 days, a lot of shortcuts were made

And renamed "Javascript" deliberately to confuse people who were getting excited about this cool new "java" thing.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 21:40

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Armitag3 posted:

JavaScript was famously designed in 10 days, a lot of shortcuts were made

lol god drat that explains a lot

# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:03

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Antigravitas posted:

Meanwhile:

>>> "10" - 2 Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: unsupported operand type(s) for -: 'str' and 'int' >>> "10" + 2 Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str >>>

However

>>> "10" * 2 '1010'

I was going to come in here guns blazing about how strongly typed languages are the only good ones but I see this and my brain is like yeah that makes sense

and then I realize I've been pythonpilled

# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:29

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

All weakly typed language inevitable comes up with a half assed scheme to introduce types on some level. Language devs never seem to remember why that is

# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:40

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

The worst part about JavaScript is that it's inextricably part of the modern web. We're never going to be able to get rid of it and replace it with something better.

(The next best thing is more sane languages that turn into JavaScript when you compile them.)

# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:57

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Code Jockey posted:

I was going to come in here guns blazing about how strongly typed languages are the only good ones but I see this and my brain is like yeah that makes sense

and then I realize I've been pythonpilled

Pathlib is what pythonpilled me. They overloaded the / operator.

Observe.

>>> from pathlib import Path >>> Path('/') / 'var' / 'lib' / 'foo' PosixPath('/var/lib/foo')

:sickos:

# ? Nov 8, 2022 22:59

5TonsOfFlax: Aug 31, 2001

Hyperlynx posted:

The worst part about JavaScript is that it's inextricably part of the modern web. We're never going to be able to get rid of it and replace it with something better.

(The next best thing is more sane languages that turn into JavaScript when you compile them.)

Agree, but wasm is a shining ray of hope. Javascript and all its warts will still be there, absorbed like mitochondria into the new, more advanced web ecosystem.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:00

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Hyperlynx posted:

The worst part about JavaScript is that it's inextricably part of the modern web. We're never going to be able to get rid of it and replace it with something better.

(The next best thing is more sane languages that turn into JavaScript when you compile them.)

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death-of-javascript

(yes it's the same guy from the last link)

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:06

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Antigravitas posted:

Pathlib is what pythonpilled me. They overloaded the / operator.

Observe.

>>> from pathlib import Path >>> Path('/') / 'var' / 'lib' / 'foo' PosixPath('/var/lib/foo')

Dear god no

Static types are where it is at. That and static analysis tools that bitch at you if you try and do that kinda nonsense.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:09

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Meanwhile I�m over here in Lua, redefining what operands do on every individual table object, cackling with glee as my syntax becomes completely incomprehensible.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:17

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Dewgy posted:

Meanwhile I’m over here in Lua, redefining what operands do on every individual table object, cackling with glee as my syntax becomes completely incomprehensible.

I haven't tried in other languages, but C# will let you use Unicode crap for variable names. You can absolutely use Norse runes or zalgo text to take your obnoxiousness to the next level.

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:24

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I haven't tried in other languages, but C# will let you use Unicode crap for variable names. You can absolutely use Norse runes or zalgo text to take your obnoxiousness to the next level.

So will C++. This works fine:

#include <stdexcept>
#include <iostream>

int main()
{
try
{
throw std::runtime_error("oh no");
}
catch (std::exception& 🤮)
{
std::cerr << 🤮.what();
}
}

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:39

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:42

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

thats a jif thats made with a computer :smuggo:

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:46

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

koshmar posted:

I'm upset there's not a grandma holding a bae-fu statue of some hammer cocked beefcake.

Someone with AI art powers get on it!

# ? Nov 8, 2022 23:49

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I haven't tried in other languages, but C# will let you use Unicode crap for variable names. You can absolutely use Norse runes or zalgo text to take your obnoxiousness to the next level.

Lua tables have a hidden declaration called metamethods, so if you redefine a table�s �.__add� method, for example, you can change your syntax in very dumb ways.

Say you have a table foo_devourer, and you define foo_devourer.__add to be :

function(t)
t = nil
end

Then �foo_devourer + any other object� just nulls out the second object and returns nothing.

Lua�s kind of stupid that way and I love it.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 00:30

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

I overload every method when I start a project with custom ones that work how I think they should.

For starters, the + method? Takes two ints and then turns them into strings and then adds them together. You want maths? Use Add(int, int) ya dummy.

I make these global overrides in every project I touch. I also do a lot of work for public githubs.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 00:44

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

go post in YOSPOS nerds, no one fuckin cares about coding in the pictures thread

# ? Nov 9, 2022 01:25

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Dewgy posted:

Meanwhile I’m over here in Lua, redefining what operands do on every individual table object, cackling with glee as my syntax becomes completely incomprehensible.

Meanwhile I'm over here trying to swallow my shame at briefly thinking "strongly typed" means you hammer it into the keyboard like Sean Connery is sitting there yelling at you

# ? Nov 9, 2022 02:48

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Phy posted:

Meanwhile I'm over here trying to swallow my shame at briefly thinking "strongly typed" means you hammer it into the keyboard like Sean Connery is sitting there yelling at you

"PUNCH THE KEYS!"

*Puts thumbs through phone screen.

# ? Nov 9, 2022 02:52

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# ? May 16, 2024 04:46

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Phy posted:

Meanwhile I'm over here trying to swallow my shame at briefly thinking "strongly typed" means you hammer it into the keyboard like Sean Connery is sitting there yelling at you

sadly this went out of style with the buckling spring keyboard, everyone's got weak baby fingies now

# ? Nov 9, 2022 02:53

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