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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
all of this, all of this is the fault of THE LEFT

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Plant MONSTER. posted:

all of this, all of this is the fault of THE LEFT

Been hearing this

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

How has the right wing media been spinning all this? I don't know how the gently caress you spin this as another 'shut down by the globalists LEFTISTS again' angle when Elon just can't keep his mouth shut and prove beyond all reasonable doubt he's the dumbest fucker alive.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ishikabibble posted:

How has the right wing media been spinning all this? I don't know how the gently caress you spin this as another 'shut down by the globalists LEFTISTS again' angle when Elon just can't keep his mouth shut and prove beyond all reasonable doubt he's the dumbest fucker alive.

They literally just repeat whatever he says. Like they went all in on activists despite it making zero sense

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

https://twitter.com/esthercrawford/status/1590388608359628800

esther also seems to think the official label is still going out, just later

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Esther slowly transforming into a corncob lol

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

https://twitter.com/chaser/status/1590276743629508610?s=20&t=xq_2719xnri7nMCTmg1ySw

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I love that Esther herself is not verified

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
I made a new twitter account as a little experiment.
I'm not anywhere near either American continent. The account is not linked to my phone, home or work ip addresses, or any prior email accounts.

I only follow Elon Musk.

My twitter feed is Ron DeSantis, Trump war room, Tesla, catturd, anime, Brazilian fascists, and various C tier right wing grifters.

NocnaShada
Nov 10, 2015
I hope Elon starts hearing a lot more “just stop posting, moron” tweets, especially from leftist looking accounts.

I mean, that’ll presumably convince him he’s doing something right, otherwise the real people around him are going to convince him to stop and I really don’t want this comedy to ever end.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1590465106697080832

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Kingo Ligma posted:

I made a new twitter account as a little experiment.
I'm not anywhere near either American continent. The account is not linked to my phone, home or work ip addresses, or any prior email accounts.

I only follow Elon Musk.

My twitter feed is Ron DeSantis, Trump war room, Tesla, catturd, anime, Brazilian fascists, and various C tier right wing grifters.

What’s the hypothesis?

Stirdog
Oct 11, 2012

Mokotow posted:

What’s the hypothesis?

I think he's trying to say that big tech is silencing conservatives... Right?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mokotow posted:

What’s the hypothesis?

Kingo is actually a chud and Elon's genius AI figured it out an is providing relevant content

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

mobby_6kl posted:

Kingo is actually a chud and Elon's genius AI figured it out an is providing relevant content

This guy gets it

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

I do my taxes on Instagram

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




yeah musk has problems with pronouns

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

Don’t forget the chaser

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1590460790347542528?s=20&t=IpU4gc2-1GX3F6yxAFYF2g

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Honestly, Musk is more of a threat to national security of the countries he's trying to aid....

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.





Lol all the blue checkmarks getting dunked on in the replies



Elon made his product deeply uncool simply by selling it

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol "I gotta prop crypto up somehow, may as well try Western Unioning-it and see if people bite, that way I can pull rugs all day!"

(Iirc Western Union does poo poo with your money while they have it in their hands, but ultimately will give you the money you send)

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

twitter blue going great

Hardcastlemccormik
Jul 19, 2022

Erebus posted:

twitter blue going great



Can’t wait to see how many doddering old idiots like Alan Dershowitz get in a fight with a blue check parody account

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Erebus posted:

twitter blue going great



You're supposed to act more wild than the real person, not less

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/valvesotfware/status/1590467538684874752?s=20&t=TDuUy6SxjoK2bcqSXvWlIw

IS THAT GABE NEWELL'S MUSIC?
WITH THE CHAIR?

[It's a fake account]

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I was explaining the whole blue checkmark disaster thing to my kid (she’s 11) and she said, “If I had a blue checkmark, I would pretend to be a walrus.”

My wife and I looked at each other and said “huh?”

And then the kid goes, “…named Elon Tusk”

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Frank Frank posted:

I was explaining the whole blue checkmark disaster thing to my kid (she’s 11) and she said, “If I had a blue checkmark, I would pretend to be a walrus.”

My wife and I looked at each other and said “huh?”

And then the kid goes, “…named Elon Tusk”

Is your kid watching Rick and morty

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I would also like to remind everyone that Musk has a daughter named “Exa Dark Siddreal Musk” who sounds like the secret boss in a Final Fantasy game

nexous posted:

Is your kid watching Rick and morty

I will correct this immediately

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Coming home to this was a treat :allears:

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

I would also like to remind everyone that Musk has a daughter named “Exa Dark Siddreal Musk”.

This sounds like one of the fake colognes from Anchorman, alongside Sex Panther and Blackbeard’s Delight.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

SRQ posted:

https://twitter.com/valvesotfware/status/1590467538684874752?s=20&t=TDuUy6SxjoK2bcqSXvWlIw

IS THAT GABE NEWELL'S MUSIC?
WITH THE CHAIR?

[It's a fake account]

That was a good post tho

Yveltal
Jul 19, 2022

Frank Frank posted:

“Exa Dark Siddreal Musk”

Sounds like the My Immortal character.

School is gonna eat her and her brother alive.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

SRQ posted:

https://twitter.com/valvesotfware/status/1590467538684874752?s=20&t=TDuUy6SxjoK2bcqSXvWlIw

IS THAT GABE NEWELL'S MUSIC?
WITH THE CHAIR?

[It's a fake account]

drat, already suspended the account

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590409080673566722
The man really is making Twitter into discount SA

Someone needs to suggest to him the 'buy another twitter user an avatar' revenue stream.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

armchairyoda posted:

That was a good post tho

Here’s the 2-part story:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Maybe Jeff can incentivize Seraph, Dare and that dude who fuckin’ loves the Golden State Warriors to go hassle Musk instead of posting here

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh
Haha drat freedom of speech is not freedom of reach. In before he shadow bans all left leaning people on twitter.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

armchairyoda posted:

Here’s the 2-part story:



Wait did this truly actually happen because lol if so

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




buglord posted:

Wait did this truly actually happen because lol if so

it's not the real valve account, but of course nobody can tell because of the nightmare elon created

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thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

buglord posted:

Wait did this truly actually happen because lol if so

Check the username :agesilaus:

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