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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/aaronbastani/status/1591049077986557955?s=46&t=nFKhw4MtRYvSnvE-yGac9A

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Tigey posted:

As soon as we saw him, we knew we were dealing with a very wee man.

Almost too wee.

Sunak confirmed to live in a £multimillion termite mound

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Sunak confirmed to live in a £multimillion termite mound

Tiny, if true

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Rarity posted:

How the hell do you enforce being banned from egg carrying?

Imagine if they were a woman

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

lol
https://twitter.com/ScotNational/status/1590999774446161920

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I bet it's the real Nicola Sturgeon behind the fake account. Nobody would ever suspect.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

RicolaStanchion

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
https://twitter.com/NicoIa_Sturgeon/status/1590735671651860480?t=9Xg4eibGRahqYIKN76PbLg

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

If Musk gave every account a stupid newbie av and made it so that it cost $5 to change your own and $10 to change anyone else's on the whole site he'd make that 44 billion back in a weekend of glorious chaos.

Also implement a word filter.

You are a Tory/oval office/TERFgentle caresser.

How have you been offended? Pay $10 to find out!

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Copyright © 2007 - 2022 Twitter LLC, Webmaster Elon "Blood Emeralds" Musk

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Guavanaut posted:

I bet it's the real Nicola Sturgeon behind the fake account. Nobody would ever suspect.

That sort of bluff is called a Double Scot(ch.)

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

fuctifino posted:

I think those two people who weren't sacked have since walked. Press are now reporting that twitter doesn't have a comms team anymore.
Which means they're breaking the play store terms of service - you need proper avenues of contact, or at least you're supposed to.

Not that they gave a poo poo about android even before Musk - you haven't been able to change the font size for about a year and a half now, and there's a bunch of missing or nonfunctional features. Blue is only available to iOS users and in his big speech to the company he admitted he thinks everyone uses iphone anyway.


Comrade Fakename posted:

There is a decent argument to be made that the reason we largely shaped up and 4chan descended into madness and hell is the $10 entrance fee compared to 4chan's zero-commitment posting.
The :10bux: thing is interesting because it flips a lot of the disruptive trolling on its head - I remember older forums like gamespy being plagued by IP cycling repeat offenders, whereas with SA, like it or not if you want to troll threads repeatedly you end up paying $100 to show some internet strangers the inside of a man's anus, which substantially flips the power dynamic of who is getting owned.


OwlFancier posted:

We already have plat
Ah gently caress. poo poo. I've been the twitter blue user the whole time.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Blue is only available to iOS users

*was

they removed it this morning due to the chaos

https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1591081913166745601

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Musk blue it lmao

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Musk blue it lmao

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/SlylyObvious/status/1590916444401074177

Twitter keeping me entertained on a 4 HR journey.
Expand Spartacus for the full effect.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

OwlFancier posted:

We already have plat

SA should have tiers:

Tier 1: you can ignore other posters
Tier 2: posters that are ignoring you see your posts anyway
Tier 3: you can ignore tier 2 posters
Tier 4: tier 3 posters always see your posts and now they're highlighted too
Tier 5: you can ignore tier 4 posters and you don't even see them when someone else quotes them, either
Tier 6: your posts are emailed to tier 5 posters
Tier 7: you can probate tier 6 posters
Tier 8: your posts appear in popups for tier 7 posters whenever they load a page

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Don't get hung up on the "insulin tweet". That was a deliberate make these bastards say it out loud moment, that life-saving medicine should not be paywalled. There are similar ones for Lockheed Martin and Nestle.

Also, Batman died.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Civic-minded (but not civet-minded? I got nothing) americatte taxxe overdue

Only Kindness fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Nov 11, 2022

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Microplastics posted:

SA should have tiers:

Tier 1: you can ignore other posters
Tier 2: posters that are ignoring you see your posts anyway
Tier 3: you can ignore tier 2 posters
Tier 4: tier 3 posters always see your posts and now they're highlighted too
Tier 5: you can ignore tier 4 posters and you don't even see them when someone else quotes them, either
Tier 6: your posts are emailed to tier 5 posters
Tier 7: you can probate tier 6 posters
Tier 8: your posts appear in popups for tier 7 posters whenever they load a page

Someone needs to get Jeffrey on this poo poo

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Only Kindness posted:

Don't get hung up on the "insulin tweet". That was a deliberate make these bastards say it out loud moment, that life-saving medicine should not be paywalled. There are similar ones for Lockheed Martin and Nestle.

Also, Batman died.

Lockheed-Martin?

Javelins free at point of use?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Kamikaze drones are a human right.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A Buttery Pastry posted:

The final thing to really make it work would be for the checkmark to also be available for free if your tweets do well enough, thus making Platinum Checkmark with Diamond Birds a thing associated not just with people buying it but also the funniest tweeters.

Obviously there would be seasons so you have to keep posting funny poo poo to stay on top, or pay to not drop too many ranks.

perhaps they could sell jpegs of yet to be implemented checkmates rendered in high resolution.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Z the IVth posted:

Lockheed-Martin?

Javelins free at point of use?

They made Lockheed-Martin affirm their support for the genocide in Yemen and Nestle that they steal water from impoverished communities.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1590899514638229506

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They must have built some sort of chemical weapon called the lockheed martini.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1590909845200601088

glad that elon musk legalized comedy on twitter dot com again

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Guavanaut posted:

glad that elon musk legalized comedy on twitter dot com again
In defense of Musk, Twitter 2.0 is a lot funnier than GBS 2.0.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Very true.

Also Ash Ketchum is trending on twitter.

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1591098953642262528

Apparently this is the real BBC News and not one of those parodies.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Big deal, he already won it a few years ago

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.

Rarity posted:

Big deal, he already won it a few years ago

That was a regional one tho

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The bigger deal is he won it without using any Pokemon, just his motivation and fists.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have concerns about the impartiality of the pokemon world championship.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I boycotted the whole tournament due to the slave labour involved in Poke-stadium construction. Ketchum has no moral standing, the whole organisation has blood on its hands

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Tesseraction posted:

The bigger deal is he won it without using any Pokemon, just his motivation and fists.

I think the RSPCA would like to hear about this flagrant animal abuse.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Failed Imagineer posted:

I boycotted the whole tournament due to the slave labour involved in Poke-stadium construction. Ketchum has no moral standing, the whole organisation has blood on its hands

The whole thing was an attempt to sportswash Alola's record on LGBTQ+ rights

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

I have concerns about the impartiality of the pokemon world championship.
Last night I was leading (VERY SOLIDLY) in many tournaments. Then one by one Democrat controlled gyms made my badges disappear. Large scale FRAUD! Many Pokemon are saying this!

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Failed Imagineer posted:

I boycotted the whole tournament due to the slave labour involved in Poke-stadium construction. Ketchum has no moral standing, the whole organisation has blood on its hands

In the games they often have Machokes building poo poo, who look like weird dudes but have the minds of animals

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

In the games they often have Machokes building poo poo, who look like weird dudes but have the minds of animals

Indistinguishable from regular brickies then

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/brianmaycom/status/1591111844248244224

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