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https://twitter.com/aaronbastani/status/1591049077986557955?s=46&t=nFKhw4MtRYvSnvE-yGac9A
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Tigey posted:As soon as we saw him, we knew we were dealing with a very wee man. Sunak confirmed to live in a £multimillion termite mound
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 14:18 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Sunak confirmed to live in a £multimillion termite mound Tiny, if true
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 14:20 |
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Rarity posted:How the hell do you enforce being banned from egg carrying? Imagine if they were a woman
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 14:56 |
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lol https://twitter.com/ScotNational/status/1590999774446161920
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:00 |
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I bet it's the real Nicola Sturgeon behind the fake account. Nobody would ever suspect.
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RicolaStanchion
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:06 |
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https://twitter.com/NicoIa_Sturgeon/status/1590735671651860480?t=9Xg4eibGRahqYIKN76PbLg
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:13 |
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Guavanaut posted:If Musk gave every account a stupid newbie av and made it so that it cost $5 to change your own and $10 to change anyone else's on the whole site he'd make that 44 billion back in a weekend of glorious chaos. Also implement a word filter. You are a How have you been offended? Pay $10 to find out!
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Copyright © 2007 - 2022 Twitter LLC, Webmaster Elon "Blood Emeralds" Musk
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Guavanaut posted:I bet it's the real Nicola Sturgeon behind the fake account. Nobody would ever suspect. That sort of bluff is called a Double Scot(ch.)
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:46 |
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fuctifino posted:I think those two people who weren't sacked have since walked. Press are now reporting that twitter doesn't have a comms team anymore. Not that they gave a poo poo about android even before Musk - you haven't been able to change the font size for about a year and a half now, and there's a bunch of missing or nonfunctional features. Blue is only available to iOS users and in his big speech to the company he admitted he thinks everyone uses iphone anyway. Comrade Fakename posted:There is a decent argument to be made that the reason we largely shaped up and 4chan descended into madness and hell is the $10 entrance fee compared to 4chan's zero-commitment posting. OwlFancier posted:We already have plat
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:48 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Blue is only available to iOS users *was they removed it this morning due to the chaos https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1591081913166745601
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 15:56 |
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Musk blue it lmao
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:06 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Musk blue it lmao
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:07 |
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https://twitter.com/SlylyObvious/status/1590916444401074177 Twitter keeping me entertained on a 4 HR journey. Expand Spartacus for the full effect.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:22 |
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OwlFancier posted:We already have plat SA should have tiers: Tier 1: you can ignore other posters Tier 2: posters that are ignoring you see your posts anyway Tier 3: you can ignore tier 2 posters Tier 4: tier 3 posters always see your posts and now they're highlighted too Tier 5: you can ignore tier 4 posters and you don't even see them when someone else quotes them, either Tier 6: your posts are emailed to tier 5 posters Tier 7: you can probate tier 6 posters Tier 8: your posts appear in popups for tier 7 posters whenever they load a page
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 16:51 |
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Don't get hung up on the "insulin tweet". That was a deliberate make these bastards say it out loud moment, that life-saving medicine should not be paywalled. There are similar ones for Lockheed Martin and Nestle. Also, Batman died.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:19 |
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Civic-minded (but not civet-minded? I got nothing) americatte taxxe overdue Only Kindness fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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Microplastics posted:SA should have tiers: Someone needs to get Jeffrey on this poo poo
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Only Kindness posted:Don't get hung up on the "insulin tweet". That was a deliberate make these bastards say it out loud moment, that life-saving medicine should not be paywalled. There are similar ones for Lockheed Martin and Nestle. Lockheed-Martin? Javelins free at point of use?
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:44 |
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Kamikaze drones are a human right.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:46 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:The final thing to really make it work would be for the checkmark to also be available for free if your tweets do well enough, thus making Platinum Checkmark with Diamond Birds a thing associated not just with people buying it but also the funniest tweeters. perhaps they could sell jpegs of yet to be implemented checkmates rendered in high resolution.
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Z the IVth posted:Lockheed-Martin? They made Lockheed-Martin affirm their support for the genocide in Yemen and Nestle that they steal water from impoverished communities.
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https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1590899514638229506
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:53 |
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They must have built some sort of chemical weapon called the lockheed martini.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 17:58 |
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https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1590909845200601088 glad that elon musk legalized comedy on twitter dot com again
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:04 |
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Guavanaut posted:glad that elon musk legalized comedy on twitter dot com again
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:07 |
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Very true. Also Ash Ketchum is trending on twitter. https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1591098953642262528 Apparently this is the real BBC News and not one of those parodies.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 18:09 |
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Big deal, he already won it a few years ago
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:07 |
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Rarity posted:Big deal, he already won it a few years ago That was a regional one tho
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:11 |
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The bigger deal is he won it without using any Pokemon, just his motivation and fists.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 19:14 |
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I have concerns about the impartiality of the pokemon world championship.
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I boycotted the whole tournament due to the slave labour involved in Poke-stadium construction. Ketchum has no moral standing, the whole organisation has blood on its hands
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Tesseraction posted:The bigger deal is he won it without using any Pokemon, just his motivation and fists. I think the RSPCA would like to hear about this flagrant animal abuse.
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Failed Imagineer posted:I boycotted the whole tournament due to the slave labour involved in Poke-stadium construction. Ketchum has no moral standing, the whole organisation has blood on its hands The whole thing was an attempt to sportswash Alola's record on LGBTQ+ rights
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OwlFancier posted:I have concerns about the impartiality of the pokemon world championship.
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Failed Imagineer posted:I boycotted the whole tournament due to the slave labour involved in Poke-stadium construction. Ketchum has no moral standing, the whole organisation has blood on its hands In the games they often have Machokes building poo poo, who look like weird dudes but have the minds of animals
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:In the games they often have Machokes building poo poo, who look like weird dudes but have the minds of animals Indistinguishable from regular brickies then
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https://twitter.com/brianmaycom/status/1591111844248244224
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