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Ratjaculation posted:Why do so many accounts on Twitter with hundreds of thousands or millions of followers get only a couple hundred likes on their posts? Do they buy followers? Bots? Generally, not many people like posts. Elon is getting a lot now because supporting Elon has become a right wing political chud cause.
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Ratjaculation posted:Why do so many accounts on Twitter with hundreds of thousands or millions of followers get only a couple hundred likes on their posts? Do they buy followers? Bots? https://pimpmyacc.com/ There are a few websites like this. $330 USD/month gets you 10k twitter followers .
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I assume most people just don’t do likes. They see a tweet and just move on unless it goes viral for whatever reason
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Nov 13, 2022 21:43
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trying to put in my two weeks but elon fired all the guys responsible for that so now im in job purgatory
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Nov 13, 2022 21:48
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The like system is stupid because it's a voting system but it also tracks your likes and associates them with you. So you sort of have to make a decision if you're going to just hit 'like' on every single post you like to make the number go up and show support or if you actually want your likes to mean something and/or want your likes tab to be full of things you might actually want to look back over instead of just everything you've ever seen in your feed. Sometimes if you find an account with good content you can go into their likes and find a bunch of other stuff that lines up with what they post, but a lot of times it's just white noise because they like every single reply to their tweets or something.
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Nov 13, 2022 21:52
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Elon, code in a Twitter leper's colony. tia
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Nov 13, 2022 21:53
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Collapsed pyramid corporate structure Advantages: Large man can make dumb tweets, people are afraid to contest the fame which makes for a room full of toadies Disadvantages: Things are as codependent as the large man making dumb tweets, but do not move at the speed of his tweets or really with much vector velocity (lmfao) at all
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Ratjaculation posted:Why do so many accounts on Twitter with hundreds of thousands or millions of followers get only a couple hundred likes on their posts? Do they buy followers? Bots? The real answer to this is that social media metrics are even less meaningful then Nielsen ratings. A person can have their life profoundly changed by information contained in a post and spend the rest of their lives preaching the gospel of the tweet, and never like, share or subscribe. Conversely a person (definitely not me) can spend $100 on fake Philippine followers to qualify as popular enough for $10,000 in arts grants. It's all just nonsense.
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Nov 13, 2022 21:58
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How does it feel to tell the ceo of your own company he sucks on your own product https://twitter.com/sachee/status/1591857120768843776?s=21&t= Another good one https://twitter.com/sachee/status/1586044469262299138?s=21&t=
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Waffle House posted:https://pimpmyacc.com/ Oh yeah that industry is fascinating. The podcast Darknet Diaries noticed how no name shows would break into the iTunes Charts despite not having good content or a fanbase and be ahead of major shows, then a week later plummet into obscurity. He dug into it and found an overseas company that for a trivial fee would use their tens of thousands of iTunes accounts to mass subscribe in a way that pleased the algorithm.
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Nov 13, 2022 22:08
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Elon would swallow his pride, He would choke on the rime But the lack thereof would leave Twitter empty inside Bots swallow his doubt, turn it inside out Find nothin but faith in Tesla Wanna put my Twitter heart in a blender Watch Eve6 troll to a beautiful oblivion https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1591900292463079424?s=20&t=IH3fyBIaY6tl7N5LW-hRvA
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sugar free jazz posted:lol open kimono is actually derived from the Japanese phrase 陰茎 which translates to something like casual lunch, a reference to loosening of traditional business formality Literally perfect.
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Eve6 constantly dunking on Mousek is not something I would ever have expected to see, and I am here for it.
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Strong Sauce posted:How does it feel to tell the ceo of your own company he sucks on your own product "Car engineers" is being extremely generous here
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Kingo Ligma posted:"Car engineers" is being extremely generous here They are saying that Elon got Tesla engineers to review the code, and he's tweeting based on their reports.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Oh yeah that industry is fascinating. The podcast Darknet Diaries noticed how no name shows would break into the iTunes Charts despite not having good content or a fanbase and be ahead of major shows, then a week later plummet into obscurity. He dug into it and found an overseas company that for a trivial fee would use their tens of thousands of iTunes accounts to mass subscribe in a way that pleased the algorithm. Yep. Supposedly it's basically pay $1,000 make $3-5, maybe $10,000 a month as long as you keep cranking out garbage. Given how easy it is to just make that kind of money doing abject bullshit and posting it on YouTube, start thinking about the jobs% and the sizes and dollar amounts involved in this market segment.
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Nov 13, 2022 22:20
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I'd be talking in a meeting and say "open the... " and could see every other woman in the room pre-emptively cringing. I add "... vest" and we sail right along without the added blood pressure.
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Aramis posted:They are saying that Elon got Tesla engineers to review the code, and he's tweeting based on their reports. Yes I understand that, I just would call them something different, like pyromaniacs, for example.
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I have no clue what "batched RPC" means and don't think Elon knows either.
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Unperson_47 posted:Elon, code in a Twitter leper's colony. tia You keep posting terrorist material. Next time it'll ramp up. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.
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Castor Poe posted:I have no clue what "batched RPC" means and don't think Elon knows either. Batched RPCs are, for various technical reasons, ridiculously fundamental to having acceptable performance when doing GPU-based Machine Learning stuff in your backend architecture. As long as you are using a decent multiplexing tunnel, like gRPC, they don't really matter much for run-of-the-mill operations like authentication or doing a one-shot fetch from a database. It's no surprise that Tesla engineers have a strong bias in favor of them. And Elon not understanding that the logic doesn't transfer is not surprising either. Aramis fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Nov 13, 2022 |
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Aramis posted:Batched RPCs are, for various technical reasons, ridiculously fundamental to having acceptable performance when doing GPU-based Machine Learning stuff in your backend architecture. As long as you are using a decent multiplexing tunnel, like gRPC, they don't really matter much for run-of-the-mill operations like authentication or doing a one-shot fetch from a database. Remote procedure calls are also how twitter translates the external timeline API (graphql) to the internal API (gRPC) One external call = many internal calls. This is how you split up work effectively, because a team can have their own internal API that they own. But if you can most of the teams everyone touches everything, like at Tesla. That's worked out great for them I be- oh that car just parked it's way into that brick wall via those people. Ok. Edwardly fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Nov 13, 2022 |
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Wonder how many laughing, crying emojis ol' Musk is gonna give this one
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Aramis posted:Batched RPCs are, for various technical reasons, ridiculously fundamental to having acceptable performance when doing GPU-based Machine Learning stuff in your backend architecture. As long as you are using a decent multiplexing tunnel, like gRPC, they don't really matter much for run-of-the-mill operations like authentication or doing a one-shot fetch from a database. Edwardly posted:Remote procedure calls are also how twitter translates the external timeline API (graphql) to the internal API (gRPC) Thanks for educating my ignorant rear end, friends <3
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davecrazy posted:
Elon Musk bought Twitter but he is the one who got owned
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elon was going to fight the bots until one of the engineers pointed out he'd lose over 80% of his followers.
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I think a big reason for the low likes/engagement on a tweet from an account with millions of followers is that the vast, vast, vaaaaaast majority of the follows are extremely low engagement users, most of whom probably signed up, added a bunch of famous people they know, and then got bored/distracted and never logged in again. It’s actually kind of hard to be a casual twitter user, you’re getting hit with a firehose of constantly updating and changing content and you might be completely lost when you peek back in because you have no idea what everyone is on about in the latest twitter bruhaha. This was my experience when I started to step away, it got easier the longer I stayed off it because at a certain point you kind of don’t feel connected at all to it so it just doesn’t grab you the way it does if you’re constantly refreshing it. E: and that’s not even counting the number of bots, which could be better organized to like posts of certain people they are tasked to follow etc.
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https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1591903774062288897 drat Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Nov 14, 2022 |
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It's also because a lot of big accounts make lovely posts and just aren't good at using twitter. As Musky is currently learning right now, just because you can buy followers doesn't mean you can buy goodwill or posting prowess, and if your posts suck nobody is going to like them.
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Musk: "🤣🤣"
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pablo gbscobar posted:It's also because a lot of big accounts make lovely posts and just aren't good at using twitter. As Musky is currently learning right now, just because you can buy followers doesn't mean you can buy goodwill or posting prowess, and if your posts suck nobody is going to like them. To give him a tiny bit of a defense here, Elon's twitter account is probably one of the 3-4 that could credibly have a ton of bot-followers without having bought them.
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priznat posted:Anyone who complains about “woke poo poo” or wants to fight “wokeism” is just telling on themselves in the most pathetic way. Oh, Liberal-kun, I'm so happy to find you in this server room. giggle I'm trying to find the Woke Algorithm machine but maybe a strong, woke, Obama liker, might be able to help me find it. Have you noticed that it gets so dang hot down here? I just had to .... open my kimono... Liberal-kuun~ 
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Elon has a fully fledged case of conspiracy-brain, at this stage there is an inevitable deterioration until Musk is a flat-earth QAnon believer. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591895343570243585 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591898909126922240 Preserved for when he takes the coward's path of deleting his posts:  This is the conspiracy theory Musk is on board with: https://twitter.com/CaptainTRB/status/1591917778793287682 In other news, with Musk raiding the couch cushions around Twitter HQ for spare change: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591885013913849856 https://twitter.com/_hawko/status/1591909771124539393 Even if he wasn't lying, the daily cost per employee is obviously going to be different now that he's ordered everyone back to the office full-time. So why justify cancelling free lunches based on a circumstance that no longer exists? Rhetorical question obviously, it's because Musk is an idiot. Rebel Blob fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Nov 13, 2022 |
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I just hope @dril has a home and big platform after Twitter burns. I love that person so god drat much.
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MrQwerty posted:my prediction is that Elon sells Twittter to Yilong Ma for ¥250,000 in April money... uhh... give to ya. this is the best possible outcome.
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Big fan of current and former Twitter employees directly contracting Elmo. Tastes good every time.
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Is it just me or is the guy with the afro that Musk apparently has hate boner for in that picture doing an uhhh, sterotypical hand gesture and pose? Like for gently caress sakes you Apartheid gently caress, just say you are an anti-semite already, it's so loving obvious.
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A video of my product killing two people after losing control? https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1591834989829951490?s=46&t=TqDt_RUKMS5kz-gmpqeNpw 🤣🤣🤣
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