PYF Funny Pictures: on the paradox of meat

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

koshmar posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1591445209837350915?s=20&t=-0AllZ_1rnhV_K8rpvRzUg

Sound is a must

I'm loving dying

"Hi doggie! Oh, a big boy!" FRRPPPBBBBPPPPPP

# ? Nov 13, 2022 06:59

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:48

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

The best was the one critic that called it the butt plug Kung fu movie and everyone who hadn't seen it yet just assumed it was some weird racist slur and pounced on him.

There's a very funny (Amazon?) review floating around somewhere of a guy buying a set of buttplugs to use as kunai for Naruto cosplay...

Ha! found it.

quote:

I bought these for a cosplay, but they changed my life!

Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2017
I originally bought these for a Naruto cosplay because they don't allow real weapons at Anime Boston. They look just like real kunai! Thankfully, no one seemed to notice that I was walking around with a dozen or so butt plugs strapped to my legs. I think maybe one girl who wanted to hold them for a picture recognized what they were but didn't say anything. I eventually ended up buying a couple dozen more for my LARPing events. These things actually have pretty good balance when thrown and usually land on the point, plus they don't hurt when you get hit by them. They're basically nerf ninja weapons.
Okay. Now for the real review. When you have a backpack worth of mini butt plugs, eventually you start to get curious. I've never been the type to knock something until I try it, so one day I put one you-know-where just to see what the big deal was. It actually felt pretty great! My orgasms intensified and seemed to last longer. My girlfriend loves them too, and we both use them regularly during our love-making. It definitely added that spice we were missing in the bedroom.

Pros:

Smooth.
Soft.
The taper allows for easy insertion, but the flare ensures it won't fall out.
Easy to clean.
No chemical smell.
Surprisingly accurate when thrown.
Doesn't hurt when you get hit.

Cons:

Buying 3 dozen of these will run you a pretty penny.
They're black so they're easy to lose when thrown.
They will damage your lawnmower if run over.
Cannot be used with silicon lube.

Final thoughts: A great, reasonably priced, versatile product. Would I recommend this to a friend? Believe it!

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# ? Nov 13, 2022 07:28

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

koshmar posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1591445209837350915?s=20&t=-0AllZ_1rnhV_K8rpvRzUg

Sound is a must

the fart hadouken at 1:20 is possibly the best part.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 08:04

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

The best was the one critic that called it the butt plug Kung fu movie and everyone who hadn't seen it yet just assumed it was some weird racist slur and pounced on him.

lmfao

# ? Nov 13, 2022 08:08

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Milo and POTUS posted:

lmfao

this was the banner when i loaded the page

# ? Nov 13, 2022 08:09

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

koshmar posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1591445209837350915?s=20&t=-0AllZ_1rnhV_K8rpvRzUg

Sound is a must

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgsltPQQGxY

# ? Nov 13, 2022 09:19

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Nov 13, 2022 10:35

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Funny Pictures: Surprisingly accurate when thrown.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 15:21

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

koshmar posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1591445209837350915?s=20&t=-0AllZ_1rnhV_K8rpvRzUg

Sound is a must

Wasn�t the very first joke ever written down a fart joke? Farts will always be funny.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 15:43

anatomi: Jan 31, 2015

Yup. It's a 4,000 year old Sumerian proverb:

quote:

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

# ? Nov 13, 2022 15:57

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Baron von Eevl posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Funny Pictures: Surprisingly accurate when thrown.

I figured I wasn't the only one that laughed at that part

# ? Nov 13, 2022 17:01

Robobot: Aug 21, 2018

anatomi posted:

Yup. It's a 4,000 year old Sumerian proverb:

Wow, and even back then it was an ancient joke. Really shows the staying power of the fart joke.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 17:28

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

koshmar posted:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1591445209837350915?s=20&t=-0AllZ_1rnhV_K8rpvRzUg

Sound is a must

I approve.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 17:35

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Nov 13, 2022 17:37

HAmbONE: May 11, 2004; I know where the XBox is!!; Smellrose

If your profile pic is really you, perhaps with your tits first?

Or just power move it, ask for a towel and say you are having a half shower

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:37

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

`Nemesis posted:

Tell him to direct his prayers at the bathroom vent fan

# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:37

Mustang: Jun 18, 2006; “We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

Fortunately, there's hours of this guy bringing the joy and happiness of farts to the people of New York City

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHu4-M_a0cI

# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:41

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Reminds me of this legendary piece of news.

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:51

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Nov 13, 2022 19:10

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Hopefully not in a row!

# ? Nov 13, 2022 19:33

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

mobby_6kl posted:

Hopefully not in a row!

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

# ? Nov 13, 2022 19:36

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

mobby_6kl posted:

Hopefully not in a row!

Only 111 to go, you can make it.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 20:23

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Zopotantor posted:

Only 111 to go, you can make it.

and i would suck one thousand dicks
just to be the whore who falls down at your door

# ? Nov 13, 2022 20:26

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I can hear this bed.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 21:16

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

You simply adopted the leather. I was conceived in it.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 21:17

Capt.Whorebags: Jan 10, 2005

mobby_6kl posted:

Hopefully not in a row!

This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 21:21

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

bike tory posted:

You simply adopted the leather. I was conceived in it.

lmao

# ? Nov 13, 2022 22:11

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

In case anyone finds it useful:

https://i.imgur.com/xQ8l8NJ.mp4

It is from a video of a guy setting the world record for zipping and unzipping his pants the most time in thirty seconds. Audio makes it extra special.

# ? Nov 13, 2022 23:00

Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

hilarity

i just about pissed myself watching that

# ? Nov 13, 2022 23:19

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

bike tory posted:

You simply adopted the leather. I was conceived in it.

Somehow I think the sex happening in that bed will never end with someone pregnant

# ? Nov 13, 2022 23:39

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Trig Discipline posted:

In case anyone finds it useful:

.

It is from a video of a guy setting the world record for zipping and unzipping his pants the most time in thirty seconds. Audio makes it extra special.

I can't imagine it will thanks!

# ? Nov 13, 2022 23:45

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

Tree Bucket posted:

Did you make this? Or do you happen to know who's the artist?

# ? Nov 14, 2022 00:06

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Grendels Dad posted:

I can hear this bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLEjrmBKd3k

# ? Nov 14, 2022 00:23

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/1591608334695763968

# ? Nov 14, 2022 01:01

koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

BiggerBoat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLEjrmBKd3k

Jimmy Fallon is the antithesis of funny

# ? Nov 14, 2022 01:42

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Yo, gently caress these antlers.

https://i.imgur.com/I6EBgA1.mp4

# ? Nov 14, 2022 02:04

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

Paladinus posted:

Reminds me of this legendary piece of news.

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

In Bristol huh, wonder where that one ranked

# ? Nov 14, 2022 02:07